CORN DOWN Prank Calls

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Embark on a poolside adventure with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we dive into the intricacies of QR codes, pool boys, and atmospheric pressure arguments. Join us as we navigate the challenges of high water pressure,...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! It’s time for an unconventional journey with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we explore a series of peculiar calls that range from bone fragments and leftover bones to the unexpected discovery of illegal substance...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on a journey through a series of quirky calls in this episode of CORNDOWN. We explore the mysteries of women’s toilet paper, decode alarm clock instructions, and even encounter the enigma of the mode button. Div...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Embark on a comedic journey with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we unravel a series of amusing calls that range from the absurdity of free kids to the complexities of fake relationships. Join us in exploring the chaos...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I embark on a series of hilarious escapades, from cartboy kidnapping and wrong locations to slam dunks in unexpected places. Join us as we navigate the oddities of taking home a cart, jamming out...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, we explore the art of giving boosts and delve into the peculiar world of dog breeds and looking like a dog. Join us as we navigate missing mailboxes, festive encounters with Santa, and creative attempts to reach w...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! This is the majority of the New Years special show wastedmemory and I did 12/23-1/24. Special thanks to Dwight for collaborating with us. We recorded for 7 1/2 hours. Most of it is here. Expect empty rings and hold music. Sorry. Dwight will h...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Embark on a tech-infused journey with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, as we explore the intricacies of floor updates, police late passes, and backend changes. Discover the challenges of being stuck in various places, from bag...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on a wild ride in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we explore the chaos of parking lot parades, navigate the complexities of crazy ex-girlfriends, and even face the challenge of throwing squirrels. Delve into the unexp...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on a cheesy escapade in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we explore the art of making cheese and the curious world of computer-related mishaps. Delve into the whimsical realm of ingredient permissions, check-up calls,...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Embark on a flavorful adventure with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, as we explore an array of calls ranging from the peculiarities of Buicks to the mysteries of good burgers. Join us in unraveling the weird drive-thru and ro...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Take a ride with wastedmemory and me as we navigate a series of intriguing calls in this episode of CORNDOWN. From rain discounts and gas machines to the curious world of returning stolen merchandise and digital scales, each call unveils a di...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on a peculiar journey through a series of calls in this episode of CORNDOWN. From the oddity of using hands and feet to the mystery of being inside walls, each call unravels a different layer of life’s eccentric...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, join wastedmemory and me as we explore a unique assortment of calls that navigate the realms of everyday challenges and unexpected scenarios. From quirky complaints and torpedoes to the curious world of hard water...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on an eerie and humorous journey through a spooktacular episode of CORNDOWN. We unravel a chilling array of calls, from bloody costumes and spooky paperwork to strange encounters with 411. Explore a world of absurd no...

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I delve into a curious collection of calls that range from confrontational moments to peculiar requests. Join us as we explore the world of unusual measurements, hilarious encounters with Paw Patr...

Embark on an intriguing journey as wastedmemory and I explore a tapestry of calls that range from the surreal to the absurd in this episode of CORNDOWN. We delve into the intricacies of life’s peculiarities, from measuring the unconventional to addressing employees in a quirky manner. Dive deep into the oddity of hands-on experiences in parking lots, bathrooms, and even toilets. With contrib...

Prepare for a whimsical rollercoaster of calls in this episode of CORNDOWN, as wastedmemory and I journey through a maze of quirky conversations. From Chuck E Cheese-style antics to peculiar pizza and hotel feelings, each call reveals a fresh layer of humor and intrigue. Join us as we navigate through a hilarious drive-thru breakdown, delve into the Halloween rules, and even embark on a bilingual...

Embark on a fascinating auditory odyssey in this episode of CORNDOWN, where not-wastedmemory and I unravel an eclectic mix of calls. From the comical chaos of fake heart attacks to the curious world of folded napkins, each call unveils a unique narrative. Join us as we explore McDonald’s deals, library noises, and the perplexing concept of a whole onion. With contributions from Lux, BoJack,...

Dive into a captivating auditory adventure on this episode of CORNDOWN, where I take you on a whirlwind tour of intriguing calls with my cohost, SPLink. Explore a collection of unique calls that delve into the quirks of life. From quirky musings to intriguing sounds, we delve into the whimsical world of sound and storytelling. Join us as we uncover the mysteries behind each call, including 911 tes...

Join me and wastedmemory on the latest episode of CORNDOWN as we journey through a series of calls that range from amusing to thought-provoking. From meatball mishaps to ice-related incidents, we tackle everyday scenarios with a humorous twist. Dive into the Platonic Hotel for a dose of laughter, and explore topics like room privacy and the eternal question of where to put your shoes. Special gues...

Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, for another episode of mind-bending calls on CORNDOWN! We start with half of someone else’s and dive into wasted’s perplexing “I Don’t Want It” saga, exploring unexpected twists and turns. Old batteries, shopping chores, and the eternal quest for a place to sleep provide plenty of humor and surprises. You won’t want to miss t...

Join me and my cohost, wastedmemory, for another intriguing episode of CORNDOWN! We start with a hilarious call to Circle K and dive into the world of receipt surveys, uncovering the quirky world of TV coupons. A Giraffe Guy makes an appearance, adding an unexpected twist to our conversations, and we explore the mysterious concept of “Room Glue.” As we navigate through mishaps involvin...

Welcome to another intriguing episode of CORNDOWN! Join me and cohosts wastedmemory, Lux, and snappy bakes as we uncover an array of intriguing phone calls. Imagine the mystery behind quiet hotels and delve into the unexpected world of covering doors. Picture puzzling situations involving wrong-sized pants and bad outfits, along with entertaining escapades like broken room numbers. With tales of a...

Welcome to a captivating episode of CORNDOWN! In this edition, I’m thrilled to be joined by cohosts wastedmemory, snappy bakes, and Lux as we dive into a medley of unconventional conversations. Picture exploring the strange terrain of texting landlines and delving into the enigmatic persona of the good spirited man with cancer. We’ll share stories of neighborhood mixers gone awry and e...