Allegedly Astrology

IT’S A WRAP ON SZN 4! We’re closing out with the astrology behind 2009 news sensation the Bling Ring. We discuss Nick Prugo’s retrograde Mars in Gemini, charts for all the robberies, the crazy amount of planets at zero degrees when Lindsay Lohan released her security cam footage, the Saturn in Virgo transit that coincided with the arrests, Libra Nancy Jo Sales and Gemini Alexis Neiers’ biwheel, an...

WHO’S READY FOR SOME GIRL POWER? This episode, we break down the astrology behind pop culture icons the Spice Girls. We break down their Big Threes, the Venus Mars conjunction in Gemini that is the most literal thing ever for the “Wannabe” single release, the New Moon in Gemini that accompanied the moment when Geri peaced out, Geri’s profections, Uranus and Neptune in Aquarius and what it means fo...

A CULT EP WITH A TRIGGER WARNING. This episode, we’re covering the astrology behind Larry Ray and the Sarah Lawrence Cult and with that comes a lot of talk about violence and abuse, so if that’s not your thing, def skip this bad boy. If you do stick around, you’ll hear us talk all about Mercury Retrograde in Sag and the ability to spin tall tales, profection themes for age 19, Gemini Moons, Venus...

OH, LOOK! ANOTHER VENUSIAN MAN DOING THE WORLD DIRTY. This episode, we’re joined by our fave Virgo ever, Astrologer Madi Murphy, to discuss the astrology behind Simon Leviev aka The Tinder Swindler. We talk all about his Libra Sun and besieged Cap Moon, his Leo South Node, tons of biwheels, the Cancer eclipse when he was arrested, predictions for what will happen to him during the upcoming Mars Rx...

This episode, we’re covering the astrology behind scandal-packed megachurch Hillsong. We discuss founder and Aquarius Sun Brian Houston, the Sag stellium when the church was founded, Justin Bieber’s 9th house profection year, nodal returns, the synastry behind Scorpio Carl Lentz and the Biebs’ bromance and mucho mas! P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very...

IT’S AN APRIL FOOLS’ LOL FEST. This episode, we’re joined by the hilarious Abby Feldman to talk about the astrology of Aquarius Julia Fox. We talk about Julia and Kanye’s synastry, Kanye’s Taurus stellium on Julia’s Moon, Mercury Retrograde during Paris Fashion Week, and wtf was in the stars when Julia graced us with her pronunciation of Uncuh Jammmmzzz.  Learn more about Abby and check out her co...

ALL HAIL THE OG SELFIE QUEEN. This episode, we’re covering the truly iconic Cancer Sun Frida Kahlo. We discuss the role of her 12th House stellium in her life, art, and health, her synastry with Diego Rivera, her transits on the day of her tragic bus accident, what a Venus-Pluto conjunction means for a wedding day, Friday’s activated natal Jupiter during Fridamania, and more! P.S. If you leave us...

TIME TO GET HISTORICAL. This episode, we’re covering the astrology behind America’s War on Drugs. We talk about Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan’s Big Three, the Controlled Substances Act and Mercury stationing direct in Aries, Saturn in Taurus and what that means for controlling pleasure, Pluto in Virgo and obsessing over health, the big sober energy of Saturn at Zero Degrees Capricorn, Scorpio Re...

AN EPISODE ALL ABOUT HILARIA’S HUSBAND. This episode, we cover the astrology behind the tragic shooting on the Alec Baldwin produced film 'Rust' and compare it to another tragic Hollywood shooting that happened with Brandon Lee on the set of 'The Crow'. We talk about the weird Libra season when 'Rust' began filming, what Chiron in Aries means for wounding, Halyna Hutchins’ progressed chart, statio...

KHLOE WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH YOU?! This episode, we cover the astrology behind quite possibly the messiest couple to ever exist in the history of couples: Cancer Sun Khloe Kardashian and Pisces Sun Tristan Thompson. We talk about their compatibility, the Venus Saturn conjunction that coincided with their first breakup, Lamar Odom and Khloe’s compatibility, predictions for the future of their...

WELCOME TO SZN 4! This episode, we’re talking all about the astrology behind the true crime story that captivated America: the disappearance of Gabby Petito. We talk about Gabby’s Pisces Sun (big van traveling energy) and possible Rihanna Moon (aka Aries Moon), Brian Laundrie’s watery as hell Scorpio Sun and Cancer Moon, the couple’s synastry, the tense quarter moon that kicked off their road trip...

THE COUPLE THAT BLEEDS TOGETHER LEAVES TOGETHER?! This bonus episode, we break down the astrological transits of one of most unhinged couples in recent memory: Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly. We talk Megan’s hot as hell Taurus/Leo/Cap Big Three, MGK’s Crybaby Pisces Moon, their synastry, Jupiter on Megan’s Ascendant the day she filmed with MGK, all the PDA, and Elyse even reads their horrifying q...

OH, LOOK! IT’S A BONUS EP WE RECORDED MONTHS AGO THAT’S FINALLY SEEING THE LIGHT OF DAY. We’re back with astrologer Cam White to talk about the people associated with the September 11th World Trade Center attacks (aka Dick Cheney, Rudy Giuliani, and Tania Head), Pluto and conspiracy theories, the biwheel between the First Amendment and the Patriot Act, and much more.  P.S. If you leave us a review...

IT’S A BRITNEY UPDATE! You know we had to come with an update for this newly free Sag Queen on her birthday. In this episode, we revisit our first episode ever and discuss Britney’s Big Three and yearly profections. Then, we talk about all 72,000 court hearings since then and what was happening in her transits when she got her own lawyer and was freed from her conservatorship. Plus we've got her b...

FULL TRANSPARENCY: WE HAVE NO IDEA WTF IS HAPPENING WITH THIS COUPLE. But that’s not stopping us from using astrology to speculate. This episode, we’re covering the newest possible celeb couple, Libra Kim Kardashian and Scorpio Pete Davidson, and the rollercoaster handhold that blew people’s minds. We break down their synastry, provide a Kanye astro transit update, and predict if this relationship...

HALLOWEEN BONUS EP COMING AT YA. This episode, we break down the astrology that happened during the infamous Slender Man stabbing. We look at Slender Man’s Chart (Cap Moon obvi), the synastry between the three 12-year-old girls involved in the attack, Jupiter Returns, Morgan’s Gemini stellium and more.  // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit + TikTok & @allegedlyastro on...

IT’S OUR SEASON 3 FINALE AND WE’RE COMING IN HOT. This ep, we break down the astrology surrounding the true baddie of Supreme Court decisions Roe v. Wade. We talk about Roe aka Norma McCorvey’s Virgo Sun, Planned Parenthood’s Sun and Mercury in Libra, the chart for the Supremes’ decision, the Texas Heartbeat Act, Viagra’s (Surprise, Surprise) stellium in Aries, The Pill, predictions for the future...

Another ep, another trigger warning. This episode, we cover the astrology behind 90s R&B Royalty Aaliyah and her v, v, v creepy relationship with R. Kelly. We talk Aaliyah’s annual profections when Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number debuted, the Uranus action happening to her ascendent the day she died, her synastry with R. Kelly, the chart for their bizarre, secret marriage and R. Kelly’s guilty verd...

TRIGGER WARNING! This episode, we cover the trial of the West Memphis Three and the Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills. We dive deep into Sagittarius Stellium Daddy and town goth Damien Echols, the transits for Stevie Branch the day he, Michael Moore, and Christopher Byers went missing, the chart for the Satanic Panic **pause for a deep, exaggerated breath** the chart for the Alford Plea that ultim...

BRAVO NERDS, UNITE! This episode, we welcome extra special guest Astro Meme Queen Alyssa Polinksy of @StarsxBravo to discuss the astrology behind the juiciest Real Housewives scandal of recent memory: the lawsuits and divorce of Erika and Tom Girardi. We talk about how Erika’s Cancer Sun, Cancer Rising, and Aquarius Moon contribute to her closed off and steely demeanor, Tom’s approaching Uranus Re...

Just gonna ahead and say trigger warning- esp if you’re a New Yorker. This episode, we’re diving into the astrology behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks. We talk Osama Bin Laden’s Virgo-Pisces axis, how to interpret houses in an event chart, Prez Bush’s Cancer Sun and Libra Moon, and you KNOW Pluto was transiting America’s ascendant that day because of course it was.  // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @a...

Well, well, well if it isn't another celebrity couple making us feel on the brink of vom. In this bonus episode, Dana, Sarah, and Elyse discuss the recent baby announcement of comedian and Virgo John Mulaney and actress/model/Cancer Olivia Munn. There’s talk of why a fifth house profection year may be the time for getting pregnant, Sun-Jupiter synastry cuteness, divorce, rehab, and a listing of ap...

IT’S PART DOS OF OUR LIGHTHEARTED ADVENTURE. Astrologer Cam White is back to help us scream into the void about the life of sex trafficking creep, Aquarius Jeffrey Epstein and his British girlfriend/accomplice/fixer, Capricorn Ghislaine Maxwell. We discuss Ghislaine’s 8th house stellium, her charming Gemini Rising, the biwheel between her and Epstein and her year ahead. But that's not all! We also...

NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE SOMETHING LIGHTHEARTED TO START THE WEEK OFF RIGHT. This episode, we’re foaming at the mouth excited to be joined by astrologer Cam White. Together we discuss the astrology behind Aquarius Jeffrey Epstein, his Saturn Neptune conjunction that indicates all kinds of shady happenings with the rich and powerful, and the Miami Herald investigative article during a Jupiter-Mercury...

CAN A GIRL CATCH AN ASTRO BREAK?! This episode, Dana, Elyse, and Sarah get real sporty to talk about Olympian and Pisces Simon Biles. They talk how her Virgo Mars Rx is perfect for gymnastics and how Neptune Rx in Pisces really threw a wrench in her Tokyo plans. Then, we compare her chart and transits to Tennis Star and Libra Naomi Osaka. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + R...