Allegedly Astrology

WE DID IT, ZOH! This week, we’re talking about the astrology of NYC’s latest it boy and Democratic socialist heartthrob, Zohran Mamdani. We break down his big three (Libra Sun, Aquarius Moon, Leo Rising) and discuss why it’s giving perfect politician vibes. We also get into the transits surrounding his jaw-dropping primary upset, what’s ahead for his chart, and of course: could he actually be the...

NO ONE LIKES A SUBPOENA. In this episode, we’re finishing up our series of Taylor and Swift and Blake Lively’s friendship. We discuss the transits happening when Taylor was subpoenaed by Justin Baldoni’s lawyer, predictions, and more!   Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouT...

NOW WE (MAYBE) GOT BAD BLOOD. In this episode, we’re breaking down the astrology of friends Taylor Swift and Blake Lively in light of the news of their alleged rocky friendship. We discuss their Big Threes, synastry, composite, and more!  Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on Yo...

HE PUT A RING ON IT. In part two of our series analyzing Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco's astrology, we're looking at what Mars retrograde could mean for their engagement announcement, Justin Bieber's response and unfollowing spree, their Davison chart, predictions, cheating rumors and more!  Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two...

JUST TWO KIDS THAT LOVE PDA PERHAPS A LITTLE TOO MUCH. This episode, we're talking about the astrology of Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco. We look at their individual charts, the transits happening when they hard launched their relationship, their nodal synastry, and more!  Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // C...

This episode, we’re covering the astrology of the couple that keeps us forever guessing and confused: Gigi Hadid and Bradley Cooper. We discuss their Big Threes, synastry, Davison, and try to figure out if this is really an actual relationship or pure publicity. To listen to the rest of the episode, subscribe to the Allegedly Astrology Patreon. For just $5 a month you get two extra episodes and mo...

WE'RE BACK WITH PART TWO OF THIS GEN Z CELEB LOVE FEST. This episode, we're checking out Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet's synastry, Davison chart, making some predictions about how long they'll stay smooching, and more!  Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk:...

In part one of this synastry-aganza we're checking out the birth charts of beauty mogul and Kardashian-Jenner clan member Kylie Jenner and French American actor and newly recognized sports bro Timothée Chalamet. Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyast...

In this Patreon Exclusive episode, we're looking at the astrology of the queen of domestic perfection Martha Stewart. We talk about her Big Three, Venus and North Node in Virgo, the solar eclipse that hit her chart when Entertaining debuted, her synastry with Snoop Dogg, and more!  To hear the rest of this episode, sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus...

BIG ARIES ENERGY ALERT!! This episode we're diving deep into the astrology of the ultimate Aries queen and mother monster herself LADY GAGA. We're also joined by another special Aries guest, Claudia (aka Elyse's sister). We look at Gaga's big three, what the hell was going on when she wore the infamous meat dress, the chart of the Mayhem release and so much more. Sign up for the Allegedly Astrolog...

BIG LETTER X FAN HERE.  In this Patreon exclusive episode, we’re talking all about the astrology of Elon Musk. We discuss his Cancer, Virgo, Cancer Big Three, how Uranus square Mercury plays a big part in his "innovative" mind, what transits were happening when he bought Twitter, his synastry with Grimes, and more! (**Note- this episode was originally recorded in January 2024).  Sign up for the Al...

IT’S PART TWO OF LUIGI! In our second and final part of our Luigi Mangione series, we’re looking at the astrology of the shooting and its aftermath. We discuss the transits going on, how Luigi’s chart interacts with America’s, that viral extradition picture, and more!  Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONT...

WE’RE BAAAACK. In our grand triumphant return to the main feed, we’re covering the astrology of Gen Z It Boy Luigi Mangione. We discuss his Big Three (no birth time- sad), his synastry with Brian Thompson, the chart of UnitedHealthcare and privatized health insurance, and more!  Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episode...

PART TWO COMIN’ AT YA. We’re back at it looking at the astrology of the Menendez brothers. We take a look at their biwheel with their dad Jose, Jose and Kitty’s synastry, the transits happening during their trials, and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes.  // CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk:...

WHO’S READY FOR A THREE PARTER? In this episode, we’re looking at the astrology of the Menendez Brothers. We look at Erik and Lyle’s charts, the transits happening the night of the murders, and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedly...

Need some love life advice? Your gals at Allegedly Astrology have you covered! On this extra special bonus episode, Elyse and Dana answer burning questions from our Patreon community about their love lives. First up we've got Megan, a Cancer Sun, Aquarius Moon & Rising who has found herself in an unexpected long distance whirlwind romance with a hot British man who is currently in the military ove...

We're unlocking a Patreon ep just for spooky season! In this once Patreon exclusive episode, we’re covering the astrology of one of the scariest movies of all time The Exorcist. We discuss author William Blatty’s chart, the transits going on during the movie’s release, Linda Blair’s chart, and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at le...

GREAT HAIR WILL ONLY GET YOUR SO FAR. This episode, we’re looking at the astrology behind Blake Lively’s It Ends with Us movie drama. We discuss her Big Three and general Virgo-ness, Justin Baldoni’s Big Three, what was happening when It Ends with Us premiered, Blake’s transits and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extr...

GOOD LUCK, BABE! This episode, we’re checking out the astrology of pop superstar Chappell Roan. We discuss her Pisces Sun, Sag Moon, Libra Rising big three, her profections for 2024, the Jupiter square Saturn transit that contributed to August 2024’s mutable madness and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THE WEIRD HEARD ROUND THE WORLD. This episode, we’re checking out the astrology of Democratic Vice President nominee Tim Walz. We discuss whether he’s an Aquarius or Capricorn Moon, his Aries stellium, what was going on when he had his MSNBC interview, his synastry with Kamala and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra...

OUR HEARTS WILL GO ON FOR THIS CANADIAN QUEEN. This episode, we’re covering the astrology of Celine Dion. We discuss her fiery Big Three, her synastry with her husband and manager Rene, what was going on when My Heart Will Go On busted onto the charts, and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes.  // CONTACT YA...

A REAL GONE GIRL MOMENT. This episode, we’re talking about the astrology of “kidnapped” super mom Sherri Papini. We look at her natal chart, what was going down when she went missing, the full moon that corresponded with the Hulu doc about her and more!  Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes.  // CONTACT YA GURLS /...

PLZ MAKE IT STOP. This episode, we’re discussing the astrology of the upcoming 2024 U.S. Presidential Election. We dive into the Cap Rising-ness of the first debate, how that gnarly Mars Uranus conjunction was right on Trump’s midheaven, how Biden is in a 10th house profection year, and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two...

THEY NOT LIKE US. (Because they’re two male rappers in completely different income brackets than we are.) This episode, we’re breaking down the astrology of the Drake and Kendrick feud. We discuss how they’re both emo water sign boys, the amount of Pisces in each of their charts, how Kendrick had the upper hand with his Gemini Sun and Venus, are aghast at how Scorpio Drake is, and more! Sign up fo...

WE INTERRUPT OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SEASON 7 CONTENT TO BRING YOU A LITTLE TASTE OF THE ALLEGEDLY ASTROLOGY PATREON. In this unlocked Patreon Exclusive episode, we break down the astrology around the biggest political scandal in United States history: Watergate. We talk about how Nixon’s Aquarius Moon really added to his distrust of those around him in government, all the Gemini energy happening...