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On this week's episode, the BPM Boys grab their balls and prepare for a full-contact comedy collision as Kraig and Kirk settle the ultimate 2000s ball-busting showdown: Dodgeball vs Balls of Fury! Kraig comes out swinging his paddle for Team Fury, defending an underrated cult classic featuring future D-list royalty Dan Fogler and Christopher Walken delivering a villainous performance so quest...

On this week's episode, the BPM Boys put the "Unc" in dysfunctional as Jed and Andy settle the ultimate family feud: Uncle Jesse Duke vs Uncle Jesse Katsopolis! Jed comes barreling out of Hazzard County with a trunk full of white lightning, declaring Uncle Jesse Duke the ultimate wingman, moonshine master, and good ol' boy guardian angel who can sweet talk a sheriff, outrun the...

On this week's episode, the BPM Boys whip out their wands and compare the size of their magical staffs as Jed and Kirk settle the ultimate wizarding pissing contest: Harry Potter vs Gandalf! Jed comes out waving his magic stick for Team Potter, arguing that Hogwarts churned out a certified spell-slinging badass with more tricks up his robe than a Vegas magician with a gambling problem. Gandal...

On this week's episode, the BPM Boys taste the rainbow and slap fight over Color vs Black & White! Jed comes out blazingly fabulous for Team Color, declaring COLOR IS PROGRESS and black & white an obsolete relic that should be painted over with a giant bucket of Technicolor. Why settle for gray when you've got the whole damn crayon box? Kirk gets classy for Team Black & White...

This week on Mass Debate, the BPM Boys stop being polite, start getting real, and immediately get ordered to "PUT THEIR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM" as Jed and Kraig battle over the primordial ooze of reality television: The Real World vs COPS! Jed throws on a backwards cap for Team Real World, declaring it the voice of a hip new 90s generation despite the minor inconvenience that he nev...

On this week's episode, the BPM Boys draw a line in the dirt, immediately pave over half of it, and argue which side represents the superior way of life: City or Country! Kirk hails a cab for Team City, declaring the urban jungle mankind's glorious headquarters for culture, cuisine, entertainment, and stores that remain open after 7 goddamn PM. Kraig counters that it's also headquar...

On this week's episode, the BPM Boys raid the sitcom vault and immediately discover some boxes should probably stayed buried, as Jed and Kirk battle over 80s family warmth versus 90s nihilism: The Cosby Show vs Seinfeld! Jed drinks deeply from the "Sleepy" Kool-Aid for Team Cosby, remembering a simpler time when America's Dad dispensed sweaters, life lessons, and heartwarming l...

On this week's episode, Kirk and Kraig are storming the castle to determine which medieval comedy reigns supreme: Monty Python and the Holy Grail or Robin Hood: Men in Tights! Kirk clops his coconuts into battle for Team Grail, arguing that Python’s masterpiece routinely sits atop greatest-comedies-ever lists and has produced more endlessly quotable lines than Arnold Schwarzenegger at a Renai...

On this week's episode, somebody greases the dais and sets subtlety on fire as G-Man and Jed decide who deserves the crown of ultimate roastmaster: Don Rickles or Jeff Ross! Moderator Kraig arrives pre-flustered and immediately loses control of the asylum, allowing G-Man to channel the boozy ghosts of the Dean Martin roasts and proclaim Rickles the GOAT of verbal abuse, the human emergency fl...

On this week's episode, the cul-de-sac becomes a goddamn war zone as Kraig and Jed feud over the fence to determine which 90s sitcom neighbor deserves the keys to our collective heart: Steve Urkel or Wilson! Kraig comes crashing through the drywall for Team Urkel, arguing that Steve was a suspender-powered comedy neutron bomb who went from annoying neighbor kid to basically turning Family Mat...

On this week's episode, bullets are flying - feet bullets that is -  as Jed and special guest JT settle the question nobody had the courage, mental illness, or the abundance of free-time to ask: Who wins the Deadly Dance-Off, Jack Reacher or John Wick? Jed glides onto the floor for Team Reacher, arguing that this enormous man-mountain has the surprising finesse to unleash a foxtrot so smooth...

On this week's episode, the BPM Boys settle the most adorable conflict since Alex P. Keaton boxed that kangaroo on a very special Family Ties! Special guest Skyler Norwood and Kirk battle over the cutest cuddle creature: Capybara vs Red Panda! Skyler rolls in for Team Capybara, calling them the undisputed heavyweight champions of chill. According to Skyler, if world leaders spent five minutes...

On this week's episode, the taps are flowing with nonsense and beer commercials from 1973, as Kirk and Kraig revive the greatest barroom argument ever advertised: "Less Filling" vs "Tastes Great!" Kirk cracks one open for Team Less Filling, arguing that if you're chasing that full-flavor adventure, Miller High Life already exists. "It ain't the damn Champagn...

On this week's episode, the BPM Boys crank the volume to eleven as Kraig and Jed drop the needle on the ultimate mixtape melee: 90s Music vs 80s Music! Kraig storms in for Team 90s dripping with enough flannel and angst to choke a barista. He rapid fires band names with the confidence of Rain Man at a damn Sam Goody, only to get hopelessly trapped in a Beck-Loop™, repeating "Beck... Beck...

On this week's episode, mathematics is dragged into a back alley and beaten senseless as Jed and Kirk square off over the ultimate numerical nonsense: Which prime number reigns supreme...3 or 7? Jed counts to 3 and confidently stops there, arguing that good things come in 3s: the Holy Trinity, cinematic trilogies, the three branches of government, and basically every story that knows when to...

On this week's episode, the pressure fryer is cranked to eleven as Kirk and Kraig meet on the battlefield, both fighting under the flag of Colonel Harlan Sanders. But this is an internal war...a brother's war over KFC's greatest culinary conundrum: Original Recipe vs Extra Crispy. Kirk digs in for Team Original, arguing that Colonel Sanders already achieved fried perfection the firs...

On this week's episode, the Founding Fathers immediately regret giving us independence as Jed and Kraig celebrate America's birthday by arguing which explosive delivers the most patriotic chaos: the M-80 or the Roman Candle. Jed lights the fuse for Team M-80, proudly declaring it the George Washington of recreational mayhem, capable of turning toilets into folklore, mailboxes into modern...

On this week's episode, the BPM Boys take a nighttime stroll down Bad Decision Boulevard as Kirk and special guest Chris Morris square up over who would win in a street fight: Tommy DeVito or Nino Brown? Kirk comes out swinging for Team DeVito, painting Joe Pesci's pint-sized psychopath as a feral little meatball with a Napoleon complex and a short fuse. He argues Tommy's lack of re...

On this week's episode, cinema's biggest heavyweights step into the ring as Jed and special guest Skyler Norwood battle over which director boasts the better filmography: Quentin Tarantino or Steven Spielberg? Jed storms in carrying a glowing golden suitcase for Team Tarantino, arguing that Quentin's films have everything a growing cinephile needs: razor-sharp dialogue, creative pro...

On this week's episode, the BPM Boys plant their flags on opposite shores and ask the question that has divided America since the invention of overpriced real estate: Which Coast Has the Most: East Coast or West Coast? Kirk comes out firing for Team East, likening the Atlantic seaboard as a sultry mistress with four distinct seasons, centuries of history, and just enough emotional instability...

On this week's episode, the squared circle expands to encompass all of pop culture as Kirk and Jed step into the ring to answer one colossal question: Who’s the bigger pop culture icon: Hulk Hogan or The Rock? Kirk storms out waving the stars and stripes for Team Hogan, arguing that the Hulkster’s 24-inch pythons, neon charisma, and enough cocaine-era energy to power a small city helped turn...

On this week's episode, the grills are hot, the eyes are bloodshot, and the digestive systems are filing formal complaints as Kraig and Jed stagger into battle over the superior late-night drunk/high food spot: White Castle or Waffle House? Kraig slides in greasy for Team Castle, declaring the humble slider a tiny square patriot missile packed with enough onions, grease, and regret to soak up...

On this week's episode, things get weird, wet, and deeply uncomfortable as Kraig and Chris battle over which turn of the century alt-comedy fever dream lives rent free in our heads: Freddy Got Fingered or Cabin Boy. Kraig bursts through the door for Team Freddy like a man fueled entirely by non-sequiturs, awkwardness, and unresolved trauma, calling the movie “a raw, throbbing masterpiece of c...

On this week's episode, Studio 8H becomes the Thunderdome as Jed and JT throw down over the most iconic Saturday Night Live cast member of all time: Will Ferrell vs Eddie Murphy. Moderator Kirk tosses in a Happy Fun Sized curveball by letting Jed pick any SNL cast member to challenge Eddie, and Jed immediately slaps the table with full cowbell confidence, claiming Ferrell could steal a sketch...

On this week's episode, decorum dies a glorious death as Kirk and Jed flip the bird with surgical precision over the proper way to give the finger: Thumb Out vs Tucked. Kirk extends himself proudly for Team Thumb Out, arguing it’s the effortless insult, a casual flick of disrespect that says “you’re not even worth full hand engagement.” He even compares it to a pinky-out tea sip - refined, di...