Bat Minute

Don't hurt these guys, Catwoman - they're the poor proletariat! Their take home is NOTHING, damn it! She sees sense and sends the poor suckers on their way. Meanwhile, Bats can't get rid of a (comedy) bomb. That is, until he blows up a strongman's pants with it. Catwoman is ready to BLOW. This minute by minute investigation will be aided by none other than  Jack Harvey  - art-adept,...

This kitty is on the prowl! Catwoman unleashes her fury towards Shreck, the city and the concept of weak women. Pretty deep for a scene about smashing stuff up, right? She also attracts the attention of two rather smitten security suckers... Okay, campers, rise and shine and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there on Gotham's streets! Once again joining our team of Grade A Privates is...

Niall and Jon bringing up Mystery Men? While Dave is the guest? On THIS show? Also join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave !  

Bumping heads! Bazookas! Knives! Swords! Sword swallowing! Batarangs! Suicide bombers! POODLES! This minute is a damn roller coaster! While all of this madness is happening, Catwoman takes a peak through one of Mr Shreck's lovely windows. Clearly this little kitty wants to play... May the forks be with us! Returning as Special Guest Investigator is a man who doesn't need a compass to know which wa...

BURN, BABY, BURN! It ain't gonna be no disco inferno, but this city sure is gonna feel the heat! Part of Penguin's plan involves a poodle and a grenade... perhaps not in the way you might first think! As chaos overtakes Gotham, Batman springs into action to stop this kung fu treachery! Joining our team as Special Guest Investigator is a man of much mystery, the master of silverware himself, Dave P...

The Penguin gives us a breakdown of his enormous (and I mean ENORMOUS) parasol, but Max has other things in mind... namely, a plan to trick this whole damn town! What's in it for Oswald? It's too explicit to say! Joining our team as our Cosmic Special Guest Investigator is a man with the vocal talents and pop culture know-how that give him the ability to carve his way through fandom after fandom -...

Space Jam? Star Trek? What would be better than combining these two? Your intrepid hosts talking about it all, of course! Also join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave !  

Look, let's all try to move past that unfortunate 'incident', okay? Oswald can't do anything else this bizarre, can he? Oh, he's talking about filling voids now? And weird hand techniques? Oh boy... Joining our team as Special Guest Investigator is a man with the rarest of special talents. This individual has harnessed the most ultimate power: he can effectively, perfectly, incredibly, analyse and...

Research shows that voters like fingers! But do they like twisted, vile, perverts? It seems so. There ain't no cleanin' up this image! Our Pengie then bites off precisely the right amount that he can chew - of human flesh! EAT THAT! Joining our team as Special Guest Investigator is an actress who is beyond Imitation, a Woman who knows the craft, the Bat Minute Darling - it's the one, the only,&nbs...

Max is serving fish and the lure of it is enough to get Pengie to waddle down his stairs, carefully avoiding a death drop... only to discover he has become a saviour! This is all too much for our little bird so he just keeps on a-chewin'. He's all about that mouthfeel. A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN OFFICE SNUCK INTO HIS HOME OVERNIGHT! Don't you hate it when that happens? Joining the team for one more Minu...

Max penetrates The Penguins precious, private, sanctum! He sure ain't happy about it. How will Max make it up to him? With a good ol' stinkin' fish, of course! The traditional method. He seems to be luring Pengie somewhere... to a surprise! Returning to the Hunt, to help finish our Mission, are Jonathan Howell and Chris Ramirez of  Minute Impossible ! They've accepted the challenge and are re...

Bruce is smitten and almost speechless, but he does manage to ask Selina out. She can't - she's washing her hair, or working or something. What a shame! Chip and Max are wary of Selina's amnesia. Are they right to be? They got some fish to fry, they're too busy for this. A be-monocled Penguin is hard at work. TOO hard for what he's supposed to be doing... Joining our team of investigators are the...

WHAT A HOOT! Selina has amnesia and her underpants are long gone. Is all really what it seems? No matter - Bruce is enamoured immediately! What can he sense within her? Back one more time is Alex Thompson of Galaxy Quest Minute ! It has been our greatest pleasure to serve with him on this investigation and if these crooks were counting on him to blink, then they were making a deadly mistake....

Selina's got sass! And a new lease on... life? As Bruce mistakes Bruce for somebody who is  not Bruce, Ms Kyle wraps him around her little finger. He's hooked! Back to investigate these happenings that have galactic proportions is the Son of Warvan himself, Alex Thompson of Galaxy Quest Minute ! If these bad guys are counting on him to blink, then they are making a deadly mistake. We als...

"One can never have too much power". If that ain't suspicious, I don't know  what is! The challenge is set - will Bruce accept this or go fifteen rounds with Muhammad Shreck? The answer may have to wait, as an old associate re-emerges... Joining our crew as Special Guest Investigator is a man who is no stranger to never giving up, to never surrendering - it's Alex Thompson of Galaxy Quest Min...

A new challenger appears! Catwoman comes roaring onto the scene but has no time for weak women - such as Selina Kyle. Max is back in the house and he's wearing the most incredible suit known to man. This guy is a style icon, if not a model citizen. The meeting with Bruce is finally happening and Shreck begins his plot for UNLIMITED POWER! Back to destroy puny Earth men and women one more time are&...

Is our little Bird Boy all that he seems? He's sure playing those heartstrings of America!  “You don’t need hands as long as you have heart”! In sharp contrast, an assailant attempts some pretty heavy assault! A new hero steps in to save the day - but she is NOT happy about it! Joining the team as Special Guest Investigators are the Tight and Nerdy burlesque star herself, Audra Wolfmann &nbsp...

HO, HO, HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS, BAT MINUTE MITES! Has Santa brought you all some Bat-tastic gifts this year? If not, fret not... we've got you covered with the greatest gift of all! A BAT MINUTE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! So, gather the family around the ol' cellphone in that grand Christmas tradition and all tune in to your favourite podcast. Jon and Niall are the TRUE meaning of the season, after all. Well...

Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band  Rat Bit Kit  and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of  Zombina & The Skeletones  and  Double Echo . Audra Wolfmann - Twitter  - YouTube Klingon Vanna White - Website  - Facebook Speakeasily - Website  - Facebook  - Podcast Tight and Nerdy: The Fi...

Penguin has discovered his past, his identiy... his name. He is rather bafflingly named OSWALD COBBLEPOT. I think I preferred 'The Penguin', jeez. Despite being treated like a number two, Oswald doesn't hate his ol' folks. They are forgiven for their evil deeds! But is society? Joining the team as Special Guest Investigators are the Tight and Nerdy burlesque star herself, Audra Wolfmann  (aka...

Our morose Penguin lays a flower at his parents' grave... he's a family man after all. Clad in a beautiful fur coat and delightful long johns, our grotesque one waddles towards his admiring fans. This is a sombre time... or is it all that it seems? Who better to get to the bottom of this corpse-side catechism than a man familiar with these very surroundings? Joining as special guest investiga...

Batman manages the impossible - he sneaks up on somebody in that damn rocket car of his. Good work! The Penguin then heads to the local cemetery to tackle his past. Or is this all for show? The groupies are certainly transfixed. You're a star, baby! Oh behave! Back again is  Johnie Danger Powers  of Austin Powers Minute ! Johnie joins our crew to take down this twisted former aristocrat....

The Only Lonely Man Beast in Town. No, it's not the latest Morrissey number, but thanks for the great words Alfred. Bruce's microfiche findings are dark indeed - children have been disappearing! Could it have something to do with this Aquatic Bird Boy? Bats can't let it go and instead hits the streets... Joining the investigation is the coolest cat in town - it's Johnie Powers  of Austin Powe...

THE GREAT EMU WAR IS UPON US! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES! Peruse the wiki for more information about this terrible, shocking, crushing, total, defeat. Also join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave !  

This minute sure ain't cold - it's hot, hot, hot! Today features all kinds of wonders: A Gorilla Girl! The return of the microfiche! SOUP! Ever wanted to hear your intrepid hosts eating soup on air? Well, now you can! LUCKY! Here to work and hard and get on is the one, the only, the Bat Minute chanteur himself - it's  Kit Flemons of the band Rat Bit Kit ! Life is a Roller Coaster and Kit is h...