Bat Minute

THE GANG ARE IN! RED ALERT! THE BATMOBILE IS BREACHED! This Thanksgiving turkey is taking a real basting thanks to the incredible engineers and scientists of the Red Triangle Circus. Meanwhile, our hero walks into what is clearly a trap. Obviously a trap. Quite impossibly NOT a trap. COME ON, MAN! Back again and here to disassemble this crime is the fashion-bloggin', song singin', tongue poppin',...

You imagine three fools talking. I hear it. I hear the podcast.

Selina speeds and changes outfit at the same time - what a talent! I wish I could do the same, damn it. Batman preps in similar fashion. Little do both parties know, but they're heading into the same fight! LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE! As the Batmobile turns into a beetle, the mayor attempts to convince people that the government have things well in hand. Why on Earth would anybody believe this guy?...

Selina is trying to evacuate the area as fast as possible but nothing gets by the watchful eye of our favourite butler! He has been tasked with writing a dirty limerick. I shudder to think what he's going to come up with. Batman has upgraded. One suit is now one hundred! Joining the team one final time is Gary Gavigan - a man with much experience of dirty limericks, I'm sure. The next episode foll...

Bruce and Selina have paused their passions to hear the news about the Ice Princess. A Batarang has been found at the scene and this can mean only one thing, right? Uh, wait a minute... no... Both parties know that the party is over - they gotta split and sort their business out solo. How to escape? Go to the can! OF COURSE! Back to join in the slow descent into movie madness is friend of the show...

This house date is getting a little more hot and heavy on the sofa this week and Selina reveals that she's not so into the normal guys... she prefers a real sicko! They got commitment in spades, baby! As our duo fondle and caress their way around various injuries, they both pull away - they can't do this! Wait... what's this about the Ice Princess?!?!? Returning to the investigative team from last...

This passionate couple unleash their desires by... having a lovely fireside chat. How civilised. Is Bruce about to reveal that he's some kind of serial cheat or something? After all, "there are two truths". But, are there? Really? In his efforts to not seem like a Norman Bates type, he comes across like a Norman Bates type. Once more this week we have the team-up of the century - the crew is joine...

OUR BELOVED ICE PRINCESS IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT! IS THIS THE END OF OUR CITY'S MOST HONOURABLE REPRESENTATIVE?!?!? Never mind that... Bruce and Selina are on a date! Oooooh yeah - this is the stuff, baby - and the eggnog is flowin'! Things get a little deep though - did Bruce keep things from his ex? Not a chance. The Podcasting Justice League are back in action as some Batty veterans rejoin the ca...

We've got a flirt-off, folks! Bruce and Selina duking it out! Wayne secures a victory by landing a dinner date. An EARLY dinner date - be precise here. The Ice Princess gets a visit from some very lovely talent scouts who want to sign her! Excellent - acting is her passion after all. But who brings a dog to a business meeting? And with some kind of boomerang... Say - haven't we seen this scout som...

It's minute 69 once again, dudes! ALRIGHT! Bruce is putting the moves on Selina right here. He's got his Wooing Cravat on and everything! You sly dog, you. The news stands are absolutely packed with falsehoods, lies, fake news. Catwoman 140 pounds? GET OUTTA HERE! Regardless - Bruce is more interested in her dark side. Back once more are our Two Towers of terrific knowledge - it's Cassandra F...

The Cat takes a bath. Ooooookaaaaayyy... The Penguin challenges the mayor! To a duel? To fisticuffs? Nah - it's a challenge to relight the Christmas tree. Ooooookaaaaayyy... WHAT AN AMAZING COAT, HENNY! Returning as Kings of the Minutes are Rohan's best riders - it's Cassandra Fredrickson and Norman Mitchell of The Lord of the Rings Minute podcast! The people of Gotham, in days beyond, w...

Welcome to yet another episode of culinary delights! It's no vichyssoise today - instead, Chef Selina is serving up... BUDGIE?!?!? The Penguin retaliates... one more move and the feline faces the consequences! The two decide on a new plan - to get down and dirty. Joining as Special Guest Investigators are two of the Shire's finest folk - it's Cassandra Fredrickson and Norman Mitchell of...

Hey kitty girl It's your world When you walk the street Steppin' to the beat Hey kitty girl Get your twirl In the disco heat You're the boogie-body-rockin' queen Also join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave !

Atomic bombs? No! HYDROGEN, BABY! We're talking heavy duty this Friday, Bat Minute Mites. Pengie has had just about enough of this screwed up sorority chick, but Catwoman has special methods to ensnare this bird... and another bird at that! Also: an umbrella WHAT?!?!? Back for one more midnight snack are  Neil Brown and George Hendricks  of The Mogwai Minute podcast! They're brilliant in...

Let's get sweaty. Also join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave !  

The Penguin offers to warm up our lil' kitty. Aww, how sweet of him! Nothing untoward is happening whatsoever... NO! DOWN BOY! STOP! GET AWAY FROM THOSE FEET! Selina has just about had enough. Shut it, bird brain - this cat hasn't come to play. We warned you. Remember the rules. You didn't listen. What these guests want is, I think, what everyone wants and what you listeners have: civilisatio...

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Things start and end in rather perverse fashion in this minute, folks. We can only apologise on behalf of Mr Cobblepot and Ms Kyle. This is meant to be PG, damn it! Won't somebody think of McDonald's?!? Groupies are harassed  and cats are on display today! Last season we had a couple of guest investigators known for their '80s knowledge. This year we're firmly into the '90s, so they can't pos...

The Bat is taken aback. This claw, this woman, this cat - our hero is having certain...  feelings . Elsewhere, the Cobblepot campaign is in full flow now, baby! His most important point to make right now? Well, that he's short, of course! Who wants a tall mayor running things? Jeez! Back, back, back again is a crowd favourite - our anatopistic, world-hopping, dreamer of dreams and author of a...

Who doesn't love a good monocle? Oh, wait, the Bat Minute crew, it seems!   Also join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave !  

Things get intimate today. They get up-close and personal.  Things are grabbed. *Ahem* Kitty litter saves the day once again! Is there anything this delightful stuff  cannot do? It's Selina's Lazarus Pit! A beat Bat retreats to the aid of his butler... and a good swabbing down. Back again as Special Guest Investigator and storyteller extraordinaire is the wondrous fable spinning, magical...

The Bat and the Cat get physical! How  DARE he strike a lady? In a world of 'w rong'  and 'hate', Selina is out to prove that 'irrelevant' is Batman's  most notable trait. What is his response to this challenge? Oh yeah, napalm to the arm! Wild card, baby! Returning from  Terra Mirum  to once again assist our investigations is the Hufflepunk Queen Bard herself - Kiri Calla...

It's the meow of DOOM as our little kitty purrs the house down! Sadly, amidst all of this Pengie's gotta fly. Up and at 'em! Batman tastes a little of the ol' Sweet Chin Music. Selina tuned up the band, baby! Returning for one final kick of the cat is writer, blog-maestro, artist and serial liar  Jack Harvey ! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on...

IT'S HAPPENING PEOPLE! Bat meets Penguin - master of the skies meets ruler of the seas! Kind of. Cobblepot is on the streets to do good deeds, it seems - he just wants to check that his beloved city is okay. Aww! A beclawed cat comes clinking and cartwheeling into the chaos! Back with the crew is Bat Minute veteran  Jack Harvey  - writer, artist, cartoonist, Lie Master General. Want to k...

Don't hurt these guys, Catwoman - they're the poor proletariat! Their take home is NOTHING, damn it! She sees sense and sends the poor suckers on their way. Meanwhile, Bats can't get rid of a (comedy) bomb. That is, until he blows up a strongman's pants with it. Catwoman is ready to BLOW. This minute by minute investigation will be aided by none other than  Jack Harvey  - art-adept,...