Wine, Weed, Weird!

Emily and Ky are back with take two on David the Gnome: a sweet, whimsical, cozy show about an exploitative and/or senile doctor, a fox getting run to death just like his predecessors, a psychic troll with no motivation, and a hippo on vacation. Look, we don’t write this stuff. We just find it. There’s also drugs, inscrutable interpersonal relationships, excessive world building, and a mouse left...

Emily and Ky are back with more SSA Mormon husbands!! Did you think they forgot about you?? Never fear! We at Wine Weed Weird Headquarters are continuing to sort out the best system to record and publish for US! And also you. But mostly us, lol. This week we learn about the Danger Scale, the binary, and petition Nicholas Cage to help us with some very special plates…don’t miss it!

Naturally we needed two weeks to delve into a topic that hits all our sweet spots: religious trauma! Neuro-spicy-ness! Gay! Or…NOT??? Join Emily and Ky as we get to the bottom of Mormonism, and figure out what SSA really stands for!

Due to technical difficulties, and by technical difficulties we mean user error, you will not be hearing Emily and Ky discuss David the Gnome this week. Instead Emily and friend of the pod Teddy are in these streets in rural Pennsylvania praying cell service holds out long enough for Emily to explain color analysis. So what did we learn? Squeezing your fingertips is helpful. Emily will cry if you...

Where are Emily and Ky? You can’t know! But you can know all about navigating dial up internet in the most gendered way possible! Take a spin, now you’re in, but the techno set can’t explain defragging. Emily and Ky are discussing the Kid’s Guide to the Internet! Get ready to email the president irrelevant information, mysteriously find websites, take the whole family to see the Stones, and have y...

It’s Friday, you’re here, and when you’re here, your breadsticks! What does Wine, Weed, Weird have in common with Olive Garden? A lot, it turns out! Tune in with your weird salad family to learn about a movie that’s all about whimsy and old timey things! We’ve got snack corner, the Odyssey, handwriting challenges, cat cameos, and other weird stuff!

I know it’s late, but I have been THROUGH it today getting this episode up for you, so you’d better listen! (Spotify, WTF???) Emily and Ky are back to talk about more weird challenges, wilding out MILFs, the reality shows they would be on, and updates on their favorite MILFs and daddies! Reality tv is an anthropological experiment.

Join Emily and Ky as they discuss alien abduction, and the strangle hold the milk lobby had on the breakfast industry, and that’s before they remember to intro! Emily crammed the MILFs all week so you can know how wack this all is, but they spend most of the episode discussing life with neural divergence. Did you know this was a neurodivergent podcast? Ok fine, you probably knew before they did, a...

Emily and Ky are tired after their Members Day at the zoo, but do you think they’d miss recording? Never! Join them to hear about a movie that’s campy, surreal, glib, and made Emily gay panic! All this, plus their record of the Bronx Zoo’s 2024 Members Only merch!

Emily and Ky are on a roll! Which does not bode well for our Cephalopods. Chaos and tangents rein as Emily and Ky try to discuss the least coherent film of all time coherently. Was it written by AI? Well, that’s physically impossible, but like, it had to be, right? With people who don’t know how to have sex, sociopaths, and entirely unnecessary scenes, your hosts are almost as confused as Mark! Wa...

Emily has ambushed Ky with a song by her least favorite artist, but the outcome is well worth it. Explore one of the most popular artists of our time (which doesn’t mean you be d to like her), and a song she wrote that is frankly bizarre. Don’t worry; the Wine, Weed, Weird team gets to the bottom of it! They’re recording in these streets, celebrating dogs, rapping, and of course, judging. Don’t mi...

Emily and Ky are back for part two of the experiment, so as expected, they’re high as kites. Join them on a journey through flavor, texture, disappointment, states of matter, and hard truths! Emily needs you to know how many minutes of silent chewing she edited out, but she didn’t keep track, so just know it’s a lot. This podcast runs on snacks, and this week, they’re center stage! Leave a voice m...

In this very special episode of Wine, Weed, Weird!, Emily and Ky are both sober as a judge! But don’t worry, they’re no less weird. From fish learning about global warming for the first time to cheese that’s getting some action, they’ve brought the weirdest snacks they could find together, and are ready to report their findings. Don’t worry: we’ve edited out (most of) the silent chewing…but we lef...

Emily and Ky are talking about Thumbelina…no matter what Emily tries to tell you three separate times in the first ten minutes. And Thumbelina needs to be talked about. We showed this movie to children???? Get ready for the world’s most incompetent French bird, the clumsiest tiny girl in existence, the worst mother of all time, and a ruthlessly practical field mouse. Plus, all your Wine, Weed, Wei...

The girlies are back in town! After a refreshing hiatus, their razor wits are sharpened, and their imaginations are running wild, but they still aren’t glossy. Welcome to season 4, and it’s porn!!! Join Emily and Ky in the porn writers room as they discover in real time where they stand in the search results, learn what a cream pie is, and give special guest Teddy a hard time on their birthday. We...

Season three has been a season of absolute bangers! Join Emily and Ky for a delightful trip down memory lane through an eventful, if exhausting, year! They’ve got past-episode updates, half-baked astrological opinions, technical difficulties, shout-outs, and giggles galore! Get geared up for season 4, Cephalopods! Big things are coming to the pod!

Emily and Ky are back with more stories from the concrete jungle where dreams are made of! They’re wheeling terrible subway stories (seriously, Emily, wtf??), NYC etiquette, and the kindness of strangers. It’s the city that never sleeps with two weirdos who have slept in the city!

Emily and Ky have been surviving this concrete jungle for a hot second, and they’re ready to talk about it in this, their (probably) 150th episode!!! Highlights include our new segment: unhinged stage names, the importance of vitamin k, and everyone’s favorite giant inflatable rat! If you aren’t following the pod, and swiping the good way on Emily and Ky, what are you even doing?

Emily, Ky, Eddie Harris, sleepy demon, and secret Teddy are back to bitch about foisting saving the world onto kids, Bush V Gore, and the hash-slinging half slasher(?). Would you fuck the Flying Dutchman? The team is investigating.

But is it about Ferngully? Or is it about Golden Corral-induced suburban childhood flashbacks, tamagotchi trauma, and of course, the center of Emily and Ky’s universe and the only thing they’ll evangelize: the Bronx Zoo? Listen, we contain legions. Join special guest Eddie Harris to hear about zoo star Leonard, a mysterious sleepy demon, something squishing, and a short king. It’s a two-parter! Ma...

Emily and Ky will be on a wild jungle ride the next couple weeks (assuming they can remember what they said they’d talk about), starting with a mysterious Tarzan knock-off: George of the Jungle! With the source material hopelessly out of budget, and Ky off her usual indulgence for the month, they’ve got even more questions and less answers than usual. But don’t worry! There’s plenty of jokes, anim...

Emily and Ky are back to talk about fashion, trauma, and friendship! *~Just Girly Things!~* It’s a movie Emily has declared a cult classic featuring probably the most free product placement in history: Josie and the Pussycats! It’s funny, it’s smart, and it features Rachael Leigh Cook in the Life Goals or Wife Goals role of a lifetime! You won’t want to miss this episode; it’s destined to be a Win...

Emily and Ky have so much more to say about their favorite furry roommates! Emily’s in her judging corner re: outdoor cats! Emily and Ky love giving their cats drugs! Cats are tiny chill contortionists, and that’s not fair! They’re asking the tough questions like, “Do cats like hanging from things?” And, “Would you make a cat fill out a survey?” It’s the purrrfect episode!

Join Emily and Ky as they stagger out of Birthday Month by treating themselves to their favorite topic: cats! Not the musical, not the movie (though promise, they’re on the list), but their most regular and beloved podcasts guests! What makes cats so weird? Mostly the same things that make them wonderful! Emily and Ky cover habits, toys, and the precious relationships that make them forgive the de...

Emily and Ky are still playing Birthday Month catch-up, but they’re back only a day late ⏰ to talk about a clock-eating alien, a Jafar figure, and fat-phobia in any other language. It’s Muzzy! The remarkable new video language course that teaches children the same way they learn English! They’re going to watch the rest of it. Are you?