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Trump is an unfathomably stinky loser, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team rapidly reports on mystery farters gassing diplomats in Ukraine, Trump smelling like literal crap, and Florida making Tesla's new rocket car street legal. YOU, our listeners, update us on marriage proposals in front of Chipotle...

Artificial Intelligence companies are trying to give their mechanical monstrosities rights, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Chloe Radcliffe, and YOU — we are covering it! It’s a philosophical episode today as the news team updates us on AI executives lying to you, their lack of humanity, and their creative attempts to avoid all leg...

The US government is experimenting with scary weaponry in Huntsville, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Jen Davis and YOU — we are covering it! The news team rapidly reports on the results of Alaska’s 2026 Fat Bear Week and teenagers attempting to have sex with horses in the UK. YOU, our listeners, update us on the 2nd annual Sunshin...

Conservatives across the board are getting hit with gay allegations, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Lucas Zelnick, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on drag making you hot, Candice Owens lesbian allegations, billionaires creating kink, and getting engaged. YOU, our listeners, update us on a farmers market in A...

The director of the FBI is getting a bit too wet n’ wild out there, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on right wing grifters, the Liberty winning, playing it straight, and Kash Patel. YOU, our listeners, update us on a brutal axe attack in your home down south. FOLLOW ASHLEY GAVIN: Tour Dates...

The US Military is being destroyed from the inside by “Alpha Males,” and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Fumi Abe, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on getting the n-word pass, DoorDash conspiracies, sandwich artistry, and Hegseth forcing soldiers to take testosterone. YOU, our listeners, update us on your child ch...

Josh Johnson has started exploring some freaky stuff, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on Montreal Fetish Weekend, porn addiction, gay stereotypes, and social faux pas. YOU, our listeners, update us on a villainous patient torturing you and all the other nurses in the hospital. FOLLOW ASHLEY...

Picasso has been praised for far too long, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on mailing list errors, sudden stomach pains, and whether or not Picasso is actually a good artist. YOU, our listeners, update us on treating nerves by letting your nerves die and boofing hormones with your mom.&nbsp...

Incredible female athletes are plagued by fake fans, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! We discuss research on who has the best sex, bang lists, women’s sports, and your phone dying. YOU, our listeners, update us on a magical hat that has the power to get anyone laid and nameless deaf dogs wandering into your home FOL...

ICE has decided to use the same tactics as Doctor Doom, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates on sociopathy & poisoning your spouse. We rapidly report on Mark Zuckerberg ignoring drowned sailors, ICE adopting electric gloves, and the Boebert family being awful. YOU, our listeners, update us Poli...

The nature of good vs. evil has been revealed, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates on powerful kegels, the fake dong epidemic, open mic insanity, and the nature of good vs. evil. YOU, our listeners, update us on your unbelievably embarrassing trip to the strip club. FOLLOW ASHLEY GAVIN: ...

A serial arsonist is likely taunting all of us on our news hotline, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates on a new podcast set, speed-puzzling, and working out like One Punch Man. YOU, our listeners, update us on an unexplained series of porta-potty fires being set across the Netherlands and finding...

Our weapons stockpiles are literally blowing up in our own country, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates on French-Canadians, DNA theft, and internet restaurant reviews. YOU, our listeners, update us on ammo sheds exploding around your new neighborhood and mustard healing all wounds FOLLOW ASHLEY G...

The diarrhea lettuce disease is attacking everywhere, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Bailey Pope, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates on Cyclospora, food-poisoning affecting your performance, punk rock positivity, and for-profit prisons. YOU, our listeners, update us on getting arrested and harassed by the cops bec...

The awful things Ashley says have finally caught up with her, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Sam Morrison, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates on the zoo, ADHD, Call of Duty, infinite money glitches, Just For Laughs, and lunch buckets. YOU, our listeners, try to update us on news — but our news team is unfortunately bad at time...

It's bad timing if you need a passport now, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates on potential passport fraud, travel, pet peeves, internet arguments, and destroying your “data center.” YOU, our listeners, update us on beholding a burning bush, and we AREN’T talking about the biblical kind… FOLLOW A...

Awful right-wing streamers are finally getting some comeuppance, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Jen Davis, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates on kalimba, weird YouTube videos, getting fired, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, and manosphere streamers. YOU, our listeners, update us on fascists invading your local mov...

Join our Patreon for more uncut moments like these: https://www.patreon.com/c/WNWY Insane vigilantes have started patrolling the streets of America, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin,  and YOU — we are covering it! This week we are doing something different and opening up our Patreon to the public: if you aren’t a patron, these are moments fr...

FIFA is about to lose to a major sports competitor, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on Frisbee golf, struggle meals, and wedding speeches. YOU, our listeners, update us on your cat VIOLATING all conventions of personal space and decency. FOLLOW ASHLEY GAVIN:  Tour Dates & Newslette...

Americans aren’t taking vacations anymore, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on national parks, taking vacation, wearing your significant other’s skin. YOU, our listeners, update us on men making aggressive condom purchases and getting your family’s ashes in the form of a tasty meal. FOLLOW A...

The rich are being unfathomably evil in Washington, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on the WEIRD things in their camera roll: rubber bands, water bottles, planes, and pigeons. YOU, our listeners, update us on a shocking scandal in Seattle where rich elites are trying to prevent dying kids f...

Witches are casting spells to change the outcome of the NBA Finals, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Lizzy Cassidy, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on interior design, traumatized pets, manifesting, and BlackRock. YOU, our listeners, update us on getting robbed during a funeral and getting so blackout drunk th...

WATCH “Josh Johnson: Symphony” NOW, on HBO: https://www.hbomax.com/movies/josh-johnson-symphony/47fa368e-d91d-4da7-856b-32ff6c870733   Staircases may be the only thing that can take out Trump, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on stairs, personal growth, artistic intent, and the inaugura...

WATCH “Josh Johnson: Symphony” NOW, on HBO: https://www.hbomax.com/movies/josh-johnson-symphony/47fa368e-d91d-4da7-856b-32ff6c870733   Oligarchs want you to suffer so they can save a few bucks, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Ali Siddiq, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on taxes, the billionaires evading...

WATCH “Josh Johnson: Symphony” this FRIDAY, 5/22, on HBO: https://www.hbomax.com/movies/josh-johnson-symphony/47fa368e-d91d-4da7-856b-32ff6c870733   Dating in the world today has become a total mess, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on filming a new special, bungee jumping, breakfast, f...