Two Dumb Bitches

Some of us just march to the beat of their own drum, and for Lucy that phrase leans more literal than metaphorical. Today we're discussing our own musical quirks and somehow that connects to chakras and chi?? With new discoveries in western medicine, its starting to seem like the woo woo is getting less woo by the day. Hang out with us and figure out what the hell we're talking about

Our opinion of the classic pain scale posted in every doctor's office is a number 10 crying face. Today we're telling you why that measurement is as useless as a carboard box left out in the rain and what we think we all should be using instead. There’s also a sprinkling of existential dread, lava lamp theory and a healthy helping of commiseration at the end.

Are we ever gonna stop talking about death and meat suits?? Not today! But we're also going to throw in some other stuff too. Somehow they all involve being wet? We aren't sure what that's about but we're just going with it. Today we discuss the neurodivergent battle with showering, crying in the rain at Disney World, peeling off your wet layers of misery and Mormon pioneer trek.

Lucy and Cinna are just Two Dumb Bitches, hanging in there and figuring shit out. We pick a topic every week and let AuDHD take the wheel. We have an approximate knowledge of many things. Join us for a good time and you might even learn something, but make sure to fact check us first!

Are we allowed to use AI or not???? Cuz honestly, y'all are giving us whiplash. Do we like AI? Not really. Is it helpful sometimes? ya. Is it unavoidable these days? Pretty much. But why are we getting mad at the little guys instead of the Richie Riches (who can afford to do better) for using it. Maybe the AI robots are going to yeet us one day. Only time will tell. Guess we didn't learn a...

Welcome to part 2 (sort of). Today, we’re ranting about sprained ankles, pain killers, and women’s vs men’s medicine. Throw in a couple Spongebob references and the moral of the story is MEN - PLEASE HELP US. WE NEED YOU. Also, clean your buttholes. You aren’t Edward Scissorhands.

Come with us on a magical journey into the land of psychedelic mushrooms, pick-me princesses, and of course Bowser Daddy. This is a trip you'll never forget. You might want to, but you won't be able to.

For some reason we're discussing death a lot today and it ALL leads back to Elon launching shit into space. BECAUSE WHY???? Anyways... Tonight a rocket ship is going to hit the moon at over 5,000mph. NBD. Why is nobody talking about it?? How will this impact us wee little humans as a planet, as a society, and more importantly - ASTROLOGICALLY?? Only time will tell. See you guys in the next quantum...

Today we talk all things MEN - including MENopause! We discuss hormone patches, the weird connection between your hormones and your sense of smell and of course ACTUAL men. We love men. Except when they WON'T STOP FARTING ON US. Just kidding. We still love them then too...We think? We want men to know actually how precious we think they are and that we love them for far more than just a payche...

Get in losers! We're talking Love Island today. We have opinions and they're mostly about why everyone kisses like that as soon as they enter the Villa, why men are ruining the show and Megan Thee Stallion telling the boys to step it up.

Today we talk about our favorite celebrity conspiracy theories, we rail on adaptations that go off script, actors that think they know better than the source material, and HOT FUCKING LUMBERJACKS.

Today we're sharing all the dirty little secrets they don't tell you about getting a colonoscopy. We're talking prep. We're talking butt tubes. We're talking drug loopies. Does your colon have a hobbit in it? We don't know, but you should maybe get that checked out. On the other end we're dishing on General Gerald. Myth? Legend? War-trained dolphin. We are ready to welc...

Join us on a journey unknown. Today we talk about neuro-divergent muscle memory theories, recess, vocal stimming, and for some reason Mandy Patinkin. What a guy.

A continuation of last weeks episode (sorry, we talk a lot) about ADHD, Autism, and what they look like combined to create AuDHD (?). Why is getting an Autism diagnosis so dumb? And what do boys have against Girl Dinner?

Today we're giving you the tea on a scheme to not only raise Spirit Airlines from the dead, but also to put ownership of the airline in the hands of the public. Its gonna be like that movie with Matt Damon only instead of one guy and his kids, its gonna be us, you, your mom and 2 million of our friends. Today we're talking our ideas for Spirit Air 2.0, controversy about kids on planes, competitive...

we hate food. but we love food. it's a complicated relationship. Today we talk comfort foods, sensory issues, and the utter bullshit that is caring for the human body. Especially when the chaotic world of ADHD meets a sprinkle of the Tism. Welcome to discovering AuDHD.

Today we talk about some therapizing. What do I do if I hate my therapist? Do I even deserve to be therapized? What the heck is EMDR? Will we ever find out what the R stands for??? Yes! Apparently, it stands for Reprocessing. That tracks.

TRIGGER WARNING - This week we talk about some shit. Some heavy shit. Some narcissistic abusive shit. Not all toxic people are narcissists, but all narcissists are toxic (unless they’re actively in therapy/working on themselves *thumbs up to those people*) Heads up, we do discuss yeeting oneself and similar topics that may not be suitable for everyone. *Cue movie man trailer voice* Viewer Discreti...

I’VE GOT MOULDE IN MY VENTS. Today we bitch about apartments, the gut brain connection, and how important it is to take mold exposure seriously. We also wander into the world of doing electricity on Sundays and swimming after church. Come along

People do some crazy things after break ups. We're gonna spill on some of the weirdest things we've done and what we think are some of the shitty things done to us.

We went to Universal! Mostly Epic Universe though. We had a blast, and we’re gonna tell you why. We talk all about the rides, the characters, the aaambiance. We loved every minute of it (except Mario Kart and being touched by randos).

We went to Disney World! (Part 2) Welcome to the crash outs. We’ve got beef with Beak and Barrel, The Contemporary Resort, and the Maple Popcorn stand in the Canada Pavilion. Also a little bit with the Tiki Room too…. But don’t worry! Walt is still Cinna’s secondary Dad.

We went to Disney World and we wanna tell you all about it! This is part one of our adventures

Today we're talkin bout some things. Some things that we have opinions on. Things like Leonardo Di Caprio's dating habits and invalidating other people's feelings. Also the injustice of empty tampon receptacles and some small joys of PCOS. Yayyy...? ALSO. We are taking off the month of December so we will see you in 2026! Happy Holidays and Happy New Year bitches!

We think the Back to Work Movement is STUPID and we are gonna tell you about it. I don't wanna get ready. I don't wanna drive to work. I don't wanna sit in a cubicle. Please kindly crawl out of my ass and let me do my job.