QUI - Questing Under the Influence

So, like, that skinny hobo gave the big bumpy hairy guy...drugs? Or not drugs? But kinda drugs... And that evil guy seemed pretty nice this episode. THEN it got weird. 

This one definitely got GROSS. And there was, like, a shiny hallway...and blood...lots of blood. So much blood. And someone licked something...he should NOT have done that. And the skinny holy guy gave himself a hernia...and now the Blueberry and 35% Scrote Guy are making the plans...? Oi boi. This...is...something....

This has been an extra LONG bathroom break between episodes! Enough time has been wasted, so here goes...Bull men, dick collecting, and some malicious-sounding, kinda nice undead guys. ENJOY!

Soooo... WTF has been going on?? First, a pretty guy with a sword shows up... I guess... and the thief chick is like, "Oooo, I wanna do ya," and then there's like a fountain, and like is it a good fountain or a bad fountain... and what's up with the old guy and THE OTHER GUY???

So, like, that got botched real fast, and now they're in, like, a scary dark place, but not really? But kind of? And who is the new guy with the sword? And the happy rock is supposed to lead everyone out?!

So, like, I don't think that blueberry rock chick even knows how to use magic properly. And that hobo in the dress - pretty sure he evacuated people from orifices on both ends! And this is in, like, the first five minutes... You guys will hear the rest. This stuff's nuts.

A holy hobo almost dies. A bunch of creepy talking shadows...OH...and a HUGE TERRIFYING PUSSY!

So the little rock chick does accidental magic while doing on-purpose magic? I mean, 'cause that stuff is getting WEIRD...oh and tentacle monsters...why? "Wriggling" was WAY overused in this one.

...so...are, like, those guys dead? I mean, the rock chick thing and homeless dude are cool and all, but... are those guys dead?

So, like, I think the Dragonborn's back and they went shopping I guess and...dick jokes.

So, like, giants and automatons and maybe a demon cat thing?

What do you get the girl who smells everything? Burnt flesh and ball sweat. Listen as our adventurers traverse many a hallway...MANY...a hallway.

The group awakens from their rest to a dicey situation that continues to get dicier...

This is QUI - Questing Under the Influence - where exhilaration meets inebriation. A group of misfits link up under mysterious circumstances through the machinations of a secretive benefactor. You may say cliche, but I say trope. Listen now! Drinks recommended.