Nick Somes

QUI - Questing Under the Influence

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Two best friends try to get the best D&D group that has ever played the game, but they botched it and rolled a one, so they got a bunch of liquor-fueled adventurers instead. Listen as they attempt to lead these drunks on a fantastical epic adventure! Like us on Facebook: facebook.com/QUIPodcast Follow on IG: instagram.com/qui.podcast

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Nick Somes

Episodes

Episode 14: E14: The Right to Bear Arms...and Other Bear Parts 03.07.2024 1:56:40

So, like, that skinny hobo gave the big bumpy hairy guy...drugs? Or not drugs? But kinda drugs... And that evil guy seemed pretty nice this episode. THEN it got weird.

Episode 13: E13: A VERY Bloody Good(ish) Time 03.12.2023 2:48:57

This one definitely got GROSS. And there was, like, a shiny hallway...and blood...lots of blood. So much blood. And someone licked something...he should NOT have done that. And the skinny holy guy gave himself a hernia...and now the Blueberry and 35% Scrote Guy are making the plans...? Oi boi. This...is...something....

Episode 12: E12: Mess With The Bull, Get Horn...y 15.03.2023 1:53:39

This has been an extra LONG bathroom break between episodes! Enough time has been wasted, so here goes...Bull men, dick collecting, and some malicious-sounding, kinda nice undead guys. ENJOY!

Episode 11: E11: Fountain Rave 19.03.2022 1:28:22

Soooo... WTF has been going on?? First, a pretty guy with a sword shows up... I guess... and the thief chick is like, "Oooo, I wanna do ya," and then there's like a fountain, and like is it a good fountain or a bad fountain... and what's up with the old guy and THE OTHER GUY???

Episode 10: E10: Are You Afraid of Making Friends in the Dark? 09.10.2021 1:33:49

So, like, that got botched real fast, and now they're in, like, a scary dark place, but not really? But kind of? And who is the new guy with the sword? And the happy rock is supposed to lead everyone out?!

Episode 9: E9: Marco Polo With a Huge Pussy 13.03.2021 1:39:27

So, like, I don't think that blueberry rock chick even knows how to use magic properly. And that hobo in the dress - pretty sure he evacuated people from orifices on both ends! And this is in, like, the first five minutes... You guys will hear the rest. This stuff's nuts.

Episode 8: E8: Boulder Bumping in a Small Hole 17.12.2020 46:07

A holy hobo almost dies. A bunch of creepy talking shadows...OH...and a HUGE TERRIFYING PUSSY!

E7: Chaos Bolts and Tentacle Porn 09.11.2020 55:20

So the little rock chick does accidental magic while doing on-purpose magic? I mean, 'cause that stuff is getting WEIRD...oh and tentacle monsters...why? "Wriggling" was WAY overused in this one.

E6: Unicorns, Blueberries, and Clones, OH MY! 13.08.2020 40:22

...so...are, like, those guys dead? I mean, the rock chick thing and homeless dude are cool and all, but... are those guys dead?

E5: All the Dick Jokes 27.03.2020 2:06:43

So, like, I think the Dragonborn's back and they went shopping I guess and...dick jokes.

E4: Game of Nat Ones 24.02.2020 2:04:16

So, like, giants and automatons and maybe a demon cat thing?

E3: Thalia Smells Everything 24.01.2020 1:56:45

What do you get the girl who smells everything? Burnt flesh and ball sweat. Listen as our adventurers traverse many a hallway...MANY...a hallway.

E2: THIRTY-FIVE PERCENT SCROTE! (Please excuse the drunken ghost.) 23.12.2019 1:56:36

The group awakens from their rest to a dicey situation that continues to get dicier...

Episode 1: The Adventure Begins...? 22.11.2019 2:19:10

This is QUI - Questing Under the Influence - where exhilaration meets inebriation. A group of misfits link up under mysterious circumstances through the machinations of a secretive benefactor. You may say cliche, but I say trope. Listen now! Drinks recommended.