Nuzzle House

We learn: Karensa gets married to Johnny for almost no reason- but to piss his family off? She has a baby boy, and is all smug that she can now rule the abbas with an iron fist Tension is finally created when she realizes that if anything happens to Judeth, Justin and Mellyora could get married and have a kid - which will make Karensa useless. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Le...

We learn: The whole “it was all a dream” concept has been around forever I didn’t come up with ANY spooky sound effects How can you drill holes in a boat while you’re swimming for your life? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-empty-house-and-other-ghost-stories-algernon-blackwood/355875?ean=9781790219377 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contri...

We learn: Apparently the Abbas is so amazing you’ll marry anyone to get into it. If you want to get into the abbas, you will consider marrying a rapist I have a flight at 4 in the morning and I’m still putting this episode out. Someday SOMEONE will appreciate the work I do. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HR...

We learn: I have to keep making the longest episodes in the world to get through this book before Christmas The mice in my basement are eating the peanut butter without getting caught in the traps Poor people feed off the misery of the rich Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HRHDDDMQ&keywords=The+Legend...

We learn: If someone’s sibling dies and you have the same name- you’re IN We’re 100 pages in and the story is kinda getting started The Twins won against stupid Texas! Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HRHDDDMQ&keywords=The+Legend+of+the+Seventh+Virgin&qid=1695607300&sprefix=the+legend+...

We learn: Rich people used to lay down traps for the poor The mice in my house have begun negotiations Make the rich kids work for YOU Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HRHDDDMQ&keywords=The+Legend+of+the+Seventh+Virgin&qid=1695607300&sprefix=the+legend+of+the+seventh+virgin%2Caps%2C97&...

We learn: Rich kids are the worst It’s fall, and the mice are back I don’t trust this “Granny Bee” Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HRHDDDMQ&keywords=The+Legend+of+the+Seventh+Virgin&qid=1695607300&sprefix=the+legend+of+the+seventh+virgin%2Caps%2C97&sr=8-1 Visit: https://linktr...

We learn: This is like reading an episode of Friends I learned the phrase “throwing soft-boiled eggs at an electric fan” For some reason there is a bunch of egg references in this book Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/carry-on-jeeves-warbler-classics-annotated-edition-g-k-chesterton/19970747?ean=9781959891406 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by con...

We learn: I don’t know how this book works anymore Were the weasels tall, or weasel sized? My basement has gnats now. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-wind-in-the-willows-the-original-1908-edition/18894925?ean=9781645941606 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Popularity in this world is based on how many bird-friends you have The author wouldn’t stop writing about the sea This toad is seriously 6 feet tall- he rode a HORSE, and drove a HUMAN CAR Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-wind-in-the-willows-the-original-1908-edition/18894925?ean=9781645941606 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by cont...

We learn: Animals have their own gods Toad is still an idiot Apparently toad is at least 5 feet tall and can wear a human woman's clothes? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-wind-in-the-willows-the-original-1908-edition/18894925?ean=9781645941606 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzz...

We learn: This Author REALLY hated sex Humans exist in this world, and they don’t seem to know or care about toads in small cars passing them on the road You can take a friend hostage, and apparently that’s legal. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-wind-in-the-willows-the-original-1908-edition/18894925?ean=9781645941606 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle...

We learn: This author is just another monster writing children’s literature Leave it to grunge.com to tell me just how horrible this author is Badger is in the mob Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-wind-in-the-willows-the-original-1908-edition/18894925?ean=9781645941606 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://t...

We learn: This author was a jerk to his kid- because he based Toad on him. Mole is some unicorn that every other animal is after. If you can’t afford a little vest, you become a slave in this world. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-wind-in-the-willows-the-original-1908-edition/18894925?ean=9781645941606 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contr...

We learn: No one is concerned that Hero has married a spaz that will probably flip out again. Anti-Stratfordians are morons In the end- I guess this is a story about family? . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1118 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: The dad asks the audience for a knife so he can kill himself Apparently, when someone passes out, it’s normal to ask “oh, are you passing out?” I have an above ground pool now. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1118 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We read the final chapter and wrap this thing up. . . We learn: Pump Corner is finally done We had the worst trip imaginable Glen farted in an airport . . Listen Anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Everyone is an idiot They don’t take the part where you can ruin a woman’s life seriously enough to question the bastard Being a cop has always been awesome . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1118 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Claudio is a spaz, Don John basically wants people dead and people are tricked into liking each other. Great. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1118 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

The demon is finally unleashed - and ditches all their friends to hang out in hell . . We learn: Pump Corner is still happening It took two tries to record this episode, because of too much meat. We talk about old people for a weirdly long time . . Listen Anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: If a child-servant wants to get married to a woman he’s barely spoken to, men fall all over themselves to make that happen. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1118 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: You can be a sensi-poo piss-baby and still be respected by alpha males? . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/69688 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Nick might be gay? But still doesn't stop him from being a huge jerk. There’s a huge review of this book at the end. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing...

We learn: You got a dead Gatsby, and a fussed Nick who pretends he didn’t like him anyway. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pine...

We learn: Have you ever got stuck at a couple’s house while they argue? Did you like it? Then you will LOVE this. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip...