Nuzzle House

We learn: Daisy is a turd, Tom is a turd, Gatsby is a turd so I guess we like Nick? This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.co...

We learn: This author makes up words that are probably anti-semitic. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-ho...

We learn: That this book is anti-semetic. Surprise, surprise. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: The chapter actually ends with the protagonist saying he’s the most moral person ever. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tip...

We learn: Gertie had to pee We try to make reservations at TGI Fridays We've created 'Pump Corner' Listen Anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: When it came to physical abuse in the 20s, the only concern anyone had when a man hit a woman is that they have to call it a night. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle Ho...

The story of cupids attempt to find love for a ghost. Learn more at: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Reading a book recommended to me 2 years ago by https://verisimilitudino.us/@baki We learn: Its basically the first season of Vanderpump Rules. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle Hous...

We learn: Once you know an author is racist, it’s all you think about while you read their crap. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-weird-tales-of-conan-the-barbarian-robert-e-howard/11824944?ean=9780486794884 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

I can’t believe that I’m going to say a sword and sorcery book is boring. But I am. Because it is. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-weird-tales-of-conan-the-barbarian-robert-e-howard/11824944?ean=9780486794884 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Its just more whimsey. What did you expect? It was written for kids. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/winnie-the-pooh-classic-gift-edition-a-a-milne/12085852?ean=9780525555315 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

The only thing to be learned in these chapters is: Whimsy . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/winnie-the-pooh-classic-gift-edition-a-a-milne/12085852?ean=9780525555315 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Never trust a flesh God . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/winnie-the-pooh-classic-gift-edition-a-a-milne/12085852?ean=9780525555315 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

If you see your friends severed arm in the woods, don’t make it into a door knocker. At some point you have to take responsibility for your decisions. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/winnie-the-pooh-classic-gift-edition-a-a-milne/12085852?ean=9780525555315 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast....

No romance section in the master bedroom for you this time- this is a kids book. Instead, I take you to the 'snuggle closet'. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/winnie-the-pooh-classic-gift-edition-a-a-milne/12085852?ean=9780525555315 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Where I can finally read about a REALISTIC sexy party. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.tiffanyreisz.com/the-assistant Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse for more info Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

I'm done. This will teach me to never stray from the source material: 1983's 'Mickey's Christmas Carol' . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-christmas-carol-with-original-illustrations-in-full-color-charles-dickens/15055535?ean=9781936830886 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-hou...

Where we wish we could write as beautifully as James Joyce. . . . We learn: James Joyce REALLY liked farts We let Matteo finally get laid Matteo has an intestinal fetish . . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: I still hate rich kids The ghost of Christmas Future was just a prank by the other ghosts This book could have ended by now, but we gotta learn more about Tiny Tim. Ugh. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-christmas-carol-with-original-illustrations-in-full-color-charles-dickens/15055535?ean=9781936830886 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle Hous...

We learn: Charles Dickens had a rough childhood Dickens must have written with a thesaurus next to him to increase that word count My kid shows up to the sex room again . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-christmas-carol-with-original-illustrations-in-full-color-charles-dickens/15055535?ean=9781936830886 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contri...

We learn: Varicose veins in someone’s legs can look like they’re ‘winking’ at you I’ve just started burping while I read words. It’s a new low. My wife says Dicken’s books are so long because he’s being paid by the word. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-christmas-carol-with-original-illustrations-in-full-color-charles-dickens/15055535?ean=9781936830886 . Visit https://...

I figured I should read this at some point in my life. It's pretty much what you think it would be. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-christmas-carol-with-original-illustrations-in-full-color-charles-dickens/15055535?ean=9781936830886 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

The story of how pot pies can be a polarizing fruit. We learn that Derik can do tangents about cloth. Thanks for helping us make the episode: https://twitter.com/wabpod https://twitter.com/ratchetbookclub https://twitter.com/words_ideas_pod https://twitter.com/eltonreadsalot Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuz...

We learn: That apparently people who are into Anime LOVE legs I was upbeat about finishing the story, until I had to keep reading it I vow to never read a sci-fi book from the 60s ever again. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 Visit h...

Where Lucretia finally gets to prove herself. We learn: Being a Sporty Spice isn't possible if your dad doesn't let you play sports We got a big Christmas present for the world coming up Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house