Nick Abbot - The Whole Show

Genevieve tells us about her Horse Studies degree - the debate on which animals are waterproof continues... (Saturday October 3rd, 2026)

Does Ravi in Isleworth fancy Robert Jenrick as much as the Glamorous Assistant? Also, Nick learns what a drain fly is! He isn't sufficiently disgusted. (Friday October 2nd, 2026)

Nick gets his character assassinated by a hairdresser in Rustington - and speaking of dodgy hair, Nick learns about the beauty of the Gloster Canary. (Saturday 26th September, 2026)

An ursine-heavy show today, with panda diplomacy and Fat Bear Week. Ranjit in Oldbury has a theory about why the full moon affects callers' behaviour. (Friday 25th September, 2026)

Well, not Nick. It's been a busy month at Global Towers. (Saturday 18th September, 2026)

Donald Trump comes through and gives Nick some fresh material to work with live on the show. Freedom for Greenland. (Friday 18th September, 2026)

Hands up if you'd forgotten Englebert Humperdinck existed? Also, Abigail in Dewsbury treats us to her latest rant. (Saturday 12th September, 2026)

Has Donald Trump pledged $5,000 to voters this week? We hadn't noticed. Meanwhile, Natalie in Blackheath recalls women chucking their pants at Tom Jones. (Friday 11th September, 2026)

Hard to write a funny description when a listener opens up like that. God speed. (Saturday 5th September, 2026)

Same, Nick. Same. (Friday 4th September, 2026)

Judy in Belsize Park isn't declaring war on any other listeners, but she does come through with the most pertinent question of summer 2026... Why are oranges so disgusting this season? (Saturday 29th August, 2026)

Nick Abbot has been struck by summer flu... and you lot are still texting in AI-generated photos of Flat Eric hosting an LBC show. (Friday 28th August, 2026)

Happy 66th Birthday, Nick Abbot! Enjoy the triple lock - my generation are paying for it. (Saturday 22nd August, 2026)

Geoff in Merthyr Tydfil confirms he has NOT been able to get Nick banned from the Goose and Cuckoo - and Nick admits he tailors this programme's content to nine year olds. (Friday 21st August, 2026)

Judy in Belsize Park is NOT declaring war anytime soon - and who exactly is Miss Honey? (Saturday 15th August, 2026)

Nick has been very restrained this last month - but now Clacton has concluded, we have some catching up to do: FarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarageFarage (Friday 14th August, 2026)

Nick and the callers were flaming the Glamorous Assistant a bit too much today, so she's going on strike and not writing a proper description for today's podcast. (Saturday 8th August, 2026)

Are there any director's cuts which are actually better than the film? And will Andy Burnham be able to clear his mind for office by building some sandcastles? (Friday 7th August, 2026)

Is there a Parliament-style bar in Global Towers - and what horrific crimes has Flat Eric committed? Most importantly... can anyone tell Nick what the point of a banana slicer is? (Saturday 1st August, 2026)

Does Darren in Colbridge know his "poop tube" may be illegal? And is Jimothy the raccoon actually cute, or an abomination? Also, some politics or something happening in the Manchester Mayoral race - but mainly poop tubes.

Sophie in Wanstead gets dumped for saying a euphemism involving oats, and Nick learns about the 1976 Drought Minister. (Saturday 25th July, 2026)

Exactly how many listeners are tuning in through the medium of Euro Truck Simulator 2? And will Rose in Tavistock move to Glasgow to escape the heatwave? (Friday 24th July, 2026)

Nick unleashes his frustration at England's MEN'S sporting teams for failing to win a major tournament. The women WIN, while the men 'do great'... (Saturday 18th July, 2026)

In this episode, Nick asks: Is being too hot necessarily a bad thing? How is England doing in the political landscape? And line up for your testosterone test with Pete Hegseth! (Friday 17th July, 2026)

A delightful month ahead of lamenting a certain unnamed individual. Find out what happens when a man goes into a German tobacconists - and why Derek in Cullen's best birthday present ever is the absence of his son... (Saturday 11th July, 2026)