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Nick talks about how relaxing MRIs are 11.07.2026 2:29:24

Anyone up for a visit to the Islamic Republic of Japan? Can't think if anything big is happening this week in a certain Essex constituency... Nope, can't think of anything. (Friday 10th July, 2026)

Nick gets annoyed about Coronation Street 05.07.2026 2:32:55

Has Coronation Street just been 65 years of "ugly people moaning at each other"? Nick fills his Ann Widdeocmbe impression quota for the episode, while simultaneously asking what the hell the lyrics in Wonderwall are about... (Saturday 4th July, 2026)

Nick tells a ten-year-old he hasn't achieved enough in life 04.07.2026 2:30:33

Another week, another show where we all thank Nick for "being radio". Let's talk dogs in bags, adversarial pedestrians, and conspiracies about Nick's new premium podcast funding his car payments... (Friday 3rd July, 2026)

Nick's war against the insects continues 28.06.2026 2:31:32

There's a little moth that's been annoying Nick this week... Also, Nick learns about the World's Loudest Man - and it's not Donald Trump. (Saturday 28th June, 2026)

Nick struggles his way through the heatwave 27.06.2026 2:28:18

It's too hot to come up with a description. Do it yourselves. (Friday 26th June, 2026)

Nick gets cancelled for misidentifying Count Binface as a bucket 21.06.2026 2:32:17

In between reminiscing about Ann Widdecombe and George Osborne's power stances, Nick tells us how his car nearly set on fire in Whitehall tonight. Plus: has Starmer ever amused Nick enough to make it onto his soundboard?

Nick solves the mystery of "Happy as Larry" 20.06.2026 2:31:42

Has Chris Packham been laundering the reputation of parakeets? Amid chats about heat pumps, motorbikes and noisy vehicles, Nick wants to know... is there someone in the back of your mirror? (Friday 19th June, 2026)

Nick enjoys a nice big sneeze on air 14.06.2026 2:32:47

No more slugs or slimy things, please. Just watermelons, and Geoff in Merthyr Tydfil informing us that he's heard pigeons breaking wind before. (Saturday 13th June, 2026).

Nick regrets asking for help with his slug problem 13.06.2026 2:30:00

A switchboard full of slug murderers... and a 73-year-old with a pair of scissors is the worst of them all. An unknown gum-slinger strikes fear and despair into the heart of Nick Abbot. (Friday 12th June 2026)

Nick can't get through a text about German Shepherds 07.06.2026 2:32:21

Fox deposits.

Nick is tired of seeing Ryan Gosling's face and abs 06.06.2026 2:28:29

Would you rather fight a monkey, or watch Blade Runner 2049? Let's discuss baguettes, what Dua Lipa has done since her Song of The Summer 2017 - and why you lot keep texting in to call each other weird? (Friday 5th June 2026)

Nick thinks Paul McCartney can't sing anymore 31.05.2026 2:30:45

Let's not turn this into a Paul McCartney pile-on... but we can talk about the geometric beauty of pylons. Discussing brutalist architecture on the International Day of The Potato. (Saturday 30th May, 2026)

Nick doesn't understand skateboarders 30.05.2026 2:29:35

Britain is in peril... The beaches are awash with litter, people are putting their feet on public transport seats, and Nick Abbot is at war with the skateboarding community. Also - can anyone wake up our Danish callers? (Friday 29th May, 2026)

Anticipating the Unpredictable 24.05.2026 2:31:50

Saturday 23rd May

Desperate Deals 23.05.2026 2:30:58

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Saturday 16th May 17.05.2026 2:32:26

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Saturday 9th May 10.05.2026 2:32:49

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Friday 8th May 09.05.2026 2:28:49

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