Kerry Never Saw That

Kerry Never Saw That? Kerry never heard of this one! Rob Lowe was made for print media- like a staged hamburger for a fast food commercial...photogenic for sure but utterly devoid of nutrition. Another Chicago-related movie? Which part of this film did Lil Honeybeard watch over and over?? Not for nothing, but have we told y'all that we have been married for over 25 years and still have differing o...

One of the quintessential Brat Pack classics! So, why is Kerry mad about it? Does Rob Lowe give the BEST going-away gifts? What would you do if a deranged Emilio Estevez beat on your cabin door? Should we have a new mascot named "Sweaty Saxman?" Give us a listen to hear the answers to all or none of these questions as we kick off Brat Pack Summer!

Wanna know why is Kerry pissed-off at Honeybeard? Big Tobacco and Little Debbie run amok in this bat-shit fever-dream of a movie! Also...creampies galore. THE BALLOON DOG BARKS AND SNIFFS?!? Takeaway- boop 'em in the nose.

How did he get that scar again?! How old were YOU when you saw Scarface? How hard can it possibly be to properly censor an inappropriate comment?!?! The biggest takeaway from Kerry's reaction..."SO MUCH COCAINE!!!"

This was a fun one! An attempt was (poorly) made to BLEEP an F bomb- see if you can find it. Another KNST first- there is an addendum added after we finished the episode because the name Dan Schneider happened across our radar. Also- I WANT MY 2 DOLLARS! PLUS TIP!!!

Hold up, greed is GOOD?! How much DNA did Martin Sheen give to Charlie as opposed to Emilio Esteves? Why were the 2 main characters of this film named Fox and Gecko?? Which is a better indicator of a nefarious businessman, suspenders or dress shirts with contrasting colored collar and cuffs?? These are the real questions. We don't answer them, but we certainly ask them! Also, somehow the question...

How much hardware was needed to power all those tiny white lightbulbs? Who taught the computer (Mother) to speak Jive?? How bad would "morning breath" be after 6 or 8 months in stasis?! We ask all the burning questions- and attempt to answer through the giggles.

How old are college graduates? Does this movie hold up as the quintessential rom-com? Is the death penalty an acceptable sentence for someone who throws away a perfectly good ice cream cone?? Find answers to these burning questions as well as many you haven't thought to ask.

Told you we'd be back! Ever wonder how the T-800 recharges? How long would you wear somebody else's soiled britches? Will we still be here in 5 years? Answers to all of these questions and more as Kerry watches the original Terminator!

Wait...what? How has Kerry never seen The Princess Bride? HOW!? INCONCEIVABLE! Join us as we introduce her to the 80s classic and discuss Fred Savage, the deification of Mandy Patinkin in the KNST household, and the size of Andre the Giant's hog, among other things.

Start here! This is our ground zero episode, where we explain the concept of the show, who we are, and hopefully where we are headed!