Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched Titanic 666. We talked about ghost demon powers, death by violin, we’re not going on this cruise, and is this a Flight 666 sequel?

This week we watched Hot to Trot. We talked about the banging stable, bathroom phones, horse truck, and that huge inflatable horse.

This week we watched Hectic Knife. We talked about roommate wanted, orange pills, bagels, and being a plumber in heaven.

This week we watched Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2. We talked about these people hunting Pooh at night, flaming chainsaw, is Pooh and friends zombies, and dishwasher lights.

This week we watched Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls. We talked about Onyx the virgin, the box demon, the music video, and we love these ghouls!

This week we watched Silent But Deadly. We talked about naming plants, no farts, herpes everywhere, and the weapon is a…pillow!

This week we watched Trancers 3. We talked about Shark robot guy, Trancers training, strip club HQ, and that lady had on 2 skirts!

This week we watched Ghoulies II. We talked about the toilet ghoulie, magic book, kid carrying a throwing star, and this place could use some mud wrestling!

Thai week we watched The Slammin’ Salmon. We talked about putting a ring in the dessert, kitchen keeping up, Mia’s poor face, and what a name- Guy Meatdrapes!!

This week we watched Clifford. We talked about Clifford being an awful child, fun hot drink names, the model exploding, and uncle Martin really lost his marbles at the end!!

This week we watched Spread. We talked about how much we like the dad, that room, lack of boobs, and we find out what a Kentucky tractor puller is!

This week we watched Slaughter High. We talked about the unsafe lab, not breaking into closed school for reunion, school bathtub and bed, and that strange ending

This week we watched Baby Cat. We talked about the green screen, I’m letting this cat in, the pooping situation, and we meow a lot!

This week we watched Manifest Destiny Down: Spacetime. We talked about how I don’t know what’s happening, Amasnoogle, toilet equations, and teenage mutant ninja… tortoises?

This week we watched Death Spa. We talked about the spa computer, shoe saving the day, spa never closing, and why does his wife hate him/this place so much?

This week we watched Dancing Ninja. We talked about how much we think the Hoff got paid to do this, Mom and Dads “business”, getting turned on brings out the dancing ninja, and the Hoff dressed as a woman!

This week we watched Killer Klowns From Outer Space. We talked about these things being clowns, Mooney being amazing, Dave and the brothers surviving that explosion, and those brothers banged female clown aliens!

This week we watched Super snooper. We talked about these powers, theme song, Sarge yelling a lot, and that bubble ending!

This week we watched CarousHell 3. We talked about the bedroom scene, wrestling match, the tease for the next CarousHell movie, and the special message we got from the director and star of the CarousHell movies!

This week we watched Chillerama. We talked about Wadzilla, Curse of the werebear, Diary of Anne Frankenstein, and man, that’s a lot of horny zombies!!!

This week we watched Suburban Commando. We talked about Doc’s neighbors, his wife making his shop an apartment in a day, bounty hunters, and that secretary is ready to let the hulkster explore her galaxy!!

This week we watched Quick Change. We talked about bicycle jousting, Monk the cab driver, shaving a head on a bus, and this chief is kinda bad at negotiating!

This week we watched Caddy Hack. We talked about pimp gophers, caddies names, gopher Russian roulette, and “Balls Deep, Balls Deep in Love”

This week we watched Repligator. We talked about how replicating works, quite the number of bewbs, that zombie, and these amazing gator masks and sounds!

This week we watched The Animal. We talked bout the training course, humping a postal box, drugs in butt, and this “doctor” wanted to watch this monkey get banged!