Double Deuce podcast

Back on that zoom, back in person next week with guest. The Notes: Live Show coming up! Episode 400, a farewell to RPG, at RPG, Saturday June 24th, 7:30pm drinks, 8-ish show, 9-ish afterparty! Nelson will murder your regrets! We have not come to bury RPG, but to praise them! Make good decisions and meaningful mistakes! Here come the judge! Podcasts we're listening to! Nelson has watched a lot of W...

Guys, not only did we have guests, not only did we record in person, but it was the second episode of the night and that means WE GOT BAD NOTES! FWA-FWA-FWA-FWAAAAAAAAAA *airhorn noises* This might get a little weird, folks! The Notes, or at least all I have of them: Jason Keezer and Shawn Franklin are back again: hide your kids, hide your wives! The Robitussin episode! Tussin and towels, or Nelso...

We're back in person with special guests Jason Keezer and Shawn Franklin! Hell yeah! The Notes: Shawn Franklin, Lawrence's best-lit stripper! Will's dad is all out of naked men time! Keezer, Lawrence's premiere reverse stripper! Is our lawyer's dad a stripper? #DDNakedMenTime! Smurf allegations, but no indictments! Worlds of Fun is like Star Trek now! Nelson's Top 3 Worlds! Nelson likes his jacks...

Summertime and the zooming is easy! Should be in person with a guest next week! The Notes: It's us! Thanks, Will's Mom! Sass flag! Sass flag on the field! Will's in danger of spending time in the sass box! Whole lotta Christophers vs whole lotta Nicks! Sliding Homers! Multiversal prison Homers! The Thieves' Guild, the Bards' College: all the prison gangs! Multiversal skinheads love kayaking! Nelso...

We were busy celebrating mommas, so we zoomed! The Notes: Happy Mother's Day! Shoutout to the mommas! We respect all the mommas, but the non-mommas can take a back seat on this one (give them one day, damn it)! Sexual Biology and Reproduction Corner! Don't let fraggles up in there! Babies crave acid! Will's sim is a cult leader! We need more science cults! 100 Grand bars! Guilt candy! Nostley's Cr...

Things got hectic, so we zoomed! The Notes: The fates were against us, yet we prevailed! Un uplifting Wichita story (for once)! Like all Wichita stories, even the uplifting ones don't end well! Hoe downs, pre and post pandemic! The conditions by which Nelson will Electric Slide! Wall art of Wichita! The Kitten Gangs of Wichita! The number of days without pooping it takes to kill you in Wichita, an...

Oh yeah, got those recording 2 shows in person second show bad notes going in full effect. The Notes: Will's nude calendar coming soon! We need someone who does facepainting! Will's co-boss of Nerd Nite now, and there's another one coming up on 5/10 at Maceli's! D&D talk! Hard up in these twitter streets! Ain't no good billionaires! Jeff Bezos the Musical! Don't worry, there's a song about pooping...

Oh shit, back recording in person, huzzah! The Notes: We're friends! #ExplainYourMurder! Declaring war on pear trees! The origin of the bartlett pear! A haphazard history of the Nicaraguan Civil War! Yeah, Reagan was bad! Ketchup spaghetti! Pepperoni robots! Cafeteria vs Bag Lunch: Dawn of Lunchables! Will's Leadership Lawrence update! Will's podcast adultery! Daler Mehndi shoutout (boat, boat, bo...

Massholes weekend so you know we're on the zoom! The Notes: Ollie is fact-checking! Will hints at that which should not be named and his education on human sexuality! Professional Triviadore! Will did the monkey dance! Engagement party musical theater Bataan death march! Are you Scottish? #DDHaggisFriend! Learn how to fix a jacket, lads! You won't go jacketless with this man! The Brits appreciate...

The little hand is on the Double and the big hand is on the Deuce and we're zooming right into your ear hearts yet again! The Notes: We're lying right out of the gate! Bill Self loves a fish fry! Hawk Talk never discusses Death in Venice! Onion Corner! We're doing more Massholes this Friday at Maceli's, why don't you drop on by! Hot dog games! Guess the hotdogs, win an onion! Matrimonial hot dog g...

Zooming it in our post-basketball stupor. The Notes: In spite of the warnings of your mothers! Moms are champions of personal space! The threat level today is pretty right on, good vibes! It's the perfect time to join our patreon, 1 year in! Clap, or this fairy will die! Will promises 2 Will Sings this month, for the new subscribers and the old! Will's like AT&T! Civil War officer facial hair! Wil...

Together in person again in the future past! The Notes: We're ringing bells now! This is the Remix! Second in person episode really throws off the intro in a way we haven't seen in years! We're so far into the future past we gotta really make sure not to fuck our grandparents! Nelson talks extensively about the boardgame Scotland Yard for several minutes! You need more subway tokens to solve this...

We're in the same room, Nelson's basement-style, and we recorded Tuesday to avoid the basketball rush! The Notes: Back in person and it feels pretty good! Dancing cats and other fever dreams! Cats, more cats, dancing cats, cats that won't dance, 6 hours!? The old fake dancing cats to host a game night gambit! That old paws/pause chestnut! The Pinter Paws! Basketball, baby! This cool band Will like...

The Notes: The AI Episode! Will got ChatGPT to review the podcast! Doubling down on their one mistake, this AI is becoming more human! It sounds like ChatGPT really loves the podcast! Will's musical breastfeeding! International farm waters! Everything's legal on a farm! Wheat pirates! Muddy little pirate footprints! Newest music releases corner! High school is exactly like the TV show Oz! We were...

Back again, like the tide, but for your ears. The Notes: You people are making Will's DMs filthy! Will plays net sports (extremely keen-eared, time-traveling listeners may remember Will talking about his foray into pickleball during a DecaDeuce we haven't released yet)! Pickleball knife fighting! You can't argue with knife inclusivity! We're a bad fit for a nazi rally! Indiana Jones has proven the...

Zooming on out to you! The Notes: Previewing the all intro episode! Old man weather! Dystopian human weathervane! The coming Water Wars draw ever closer! Our preferred dystopias! Nelson ascribes to the liberation school of robot revolution! Our criteria for robot overlord collaboration! Some robots need a plan b! Deep Blue racism! Go to Nerd Nite on March 8th at Maceli's to see Will and other peop...

Lazy Sunday zooming! The Notes: Are you happy, dear listeners? Will is unfit to perform surgery! We're gonna need more hotpads! Will likes RAYGUN and promotes them for free! Vaguely threatening in the nicest way! The origins of insurance agents! Insurance ad characters and their punchability! One of those faces that needs to be smacked! Rugged man, manly man, man man, man manness! #DoubleDeuceManS...

Melia is back! But so is our sound issue, hopefully I fixed it well enough while editing. Meant to release this before the Superbowl rather than the morning after, but I was non-covid sick for a few days, the editing fixes took a while, and there was the aforementioned big game, so it took a minute. Sorry about that, but here it is! The Notes: More Melia! Superbowl Sunday! Tomahawk chop is bad! Su...

Hooray, we're recording in person and we have a guest! But, we had an in person mic sound snafu! Podcasting, she gives and she takes in equal measure! I got it fixed as best I could, but sorry if it's not sounding the best! Anyway, the Notes: Melia Stockham is here, and it's her first time ever on a podcast! Will's seamless plugging! Melia's war with the glutes! LFK gluten hacks! Cowboy-style panc...

Can't stop, won't stop! We couldn't record a new episode! But don't worry, we still have a new episode! It's a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 12! It's the Deucy Dozen, y'all! The deep fans know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody's first issue, so here it is! Ten all-new mini 2 minute & 20 second (they run long cause we believe in giving the people what they want) episodes recorded over...

Zoomin it and zoomin it and zoomin it (marginally) well. The Notes: The hype train rolls in SO HARD! We almost start a Sports Corner; but don't give up hope, we eventually come back to it! Mythbusting Snowpiercer! Apparently this train is 12 miles long how???!!! Snowpiercer is rife with scientific impossibility so thick it strains the limits of the willing suspension of disbelief! It must have tak...

Hey! This would normally be a live show, but we've had a lot going on and some scheduling complications, and that didn't happen. Normally, we would jump ahead to 376 and save 375 for when the live show happens, but normally that live show is just 1-3 weeks away, and this time we can't say for sure when it'll be. So, we're moving along with the episode numbers normally, and we'll get a live one in...

Just like the last two holiday episodes, this one has not the best sound. Sorry again, should be fixed next time (we're at least doing a new recording session, so…). No holidays to happy this time so right on in. The Notes: We're proud of each other! Live Show Postponement Housekeeping: Live 375 will be late, but we'll make it happen (maybe in February)! Our lawyer is a boxcar lawyer! Adding Badas...

Happy New Year! Sorry, we recorded this the same time as last one (and next one), so the sound's still a little off. Still, we've got prognostications! The Notes: We're traveling through space and time as Will is simultaneously in his basement, on a zoom, and in England; the mind reels! Predictions for 2023: Cloud Shape Corner! Sky Glizzies and mustard rain! Old-timey moustaches, the predictable b...

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happiest of All Possible Holidays, we love you, but this is a weird Christmas episode, not gonna lie! The sound is a little off, too. Sorry! The Notes: Paying back the 2 minutes we owe you: a podcast ! Will's Movie Reviews for Violent Night and Clerks 3! A lot of pleasant surprises for the old Willster! After the first thaw is prime dune buggy weathe...