Double Deuce podcast

The Notes: Which one of us is the Haley Joel Osment here!? Nelson doesn't eat energon, he's a human man! Open up your storm doors! Nelson is not Robert Kardashian! Can you overdose on laudanum! Olde timey stick doctors! CSI: Belgian Congo! Speaking of the crimes happening! TV Corner! Will watched A Killer Story! Topeka crime! Featuring Will's uncle! Lanterns is the best! Will is fabricating eviden...

The Notes: Fantasy misery! Boromir is on the IR! Not that kind of fantasy, Spicy Beef Gaus! The Crunchy, the Creamy, and the Metal! Punk rock casts a wide and sometimes off-putting net! Angsty vs incel! Between Christ and the internet! Open your secrets wider! Wrap it up when you're time traveling, bro! Preconceived podcast notions! We're probably doing a live 575! Stefan (and Nicki(sp?)) are doin...

The Notes: (5)69 dudes! Thomas the Tank Engine can party! Kool-Aid Man has a cocaine problem! Twinkie the Kid was a sicario! Stefan is stateside! Stefan knows a good burger! Blackpool is all druids and coke! Will is mushroom-curious! Puttin' rocks in places! You gotta work up to a Stonehenge! Time travelers are not a monolith! The venn diagram of time travelers and public masturbators! Glovey need...

We're together, in person! Two weeks in a row! The Notes: Remembrances of DecaDeuces past! Sorry for exporting VR porn to Iceland, Bjork (or you're welcome?)! The Hotdogs of Iceland! The fabled Iceland hotdog sauce! Finland has a special sauce for their meat pies aka burger tacos! Will is a Finnish meat pie addict! Will doesn't live in Finland or his meat pie problem would soon become a meat pie p...

The Notes: It's a rare political episode as we have special guest Lauren Reinhold here, the democratic candidate for the Big 1st Kansas Congressional district! Will & Nelson's political experience is lacking! Nelson needs a captain's hat! Lauren is yet another government worker capriciously fired by the goony sociopaths of doge, but this time their mistake is our benefit! Balancing between being n...

Terribly sorry for all the delays! Blame our support for labor, Nelson's devastated back, and The Ni ñ o! But, better late than never! The Notes: Zoom phone! Power Cord Deuce! Next week our political interview series continues with an episode guest-starring Lauren Reinhold, candidate for Congress in Kansas's first district! As for today: our society has whetstone problems and Nelson has whetstone...

The elusive Wednesday morning zoom! The Notes: The only thing Will remembers is slights! Will's robust concussion history! Just doing a little wrasslin'! Don't let your 10-year old watch Obsession! Get a wish lawyer! Nelson is a good wishmaster! Vape shop wishmaster! Curly fries and opium! That post-Arby's meal clarity! To wishtrick a fellow wishmaster is the dream! Mister Bimbles the Wish Monkey!...

The Notes: Will does a happy dance! Will dyed his beard! Women love a swarthy beard! Call him Martino, now! Will is trying to entrap me with freezer bodies, again! Bondage gnomes! Will watched Infinity Buffet, but he wasn't high enough! Sometimes you just aren't high enough! SPIDER-MAN, we love him! Never forget to protect ya neck, kids! A superhero bondage situation! Lanterns! Hit us up, Just for...

The Notes: Carnal gastrointestinal implications! It's an uncomfortable niche! One of them coffee commercial mornings! Nelson is a prospector doctor, not a prospector witch doctor! Doctoring vs philosophizing! Manifest Destiny Tik Tok! DIY Laudanum! Coca-Cola: The Opposite of Laudanum! Sports Corner! Cricket in the Esports nook! A poor craftsman blames his tools, unless it's a cricket bat! Cricket,...

The Notes: Will is Phil Collins-ing hard! 3 Reasons why Phil Collins has that cash in his pocket! The kind of art Phil Collins purchases is subtly erotic! Will's amazing Sting impression! Invisible Tush! Will denies having visited Thailand (sure, Will)! The White Lotus to Thailand pipeline! Nelson and Walter Goggins would get along! Kids, don't wear all white while visiting a rich food culture enc...

The Notes: Will tries to pull a Speed and hijack our listeners! Nelson is like the Beloosh, but not for all the right reasons! Belushi swagger! Oliver drops by, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Neck Hands! Back to the Beloosh! Jumpin' Jack Beloosh! A member of the average tv husband, attractive tv wife club! 40 million-dollars-worth of cocaine! A Tom Hanks amount of cocaine! Nelson has h...

Live show, baby! The Notes: We're finally live at Uplift Coffee! It's less racist than Thanksgiving (we hope)! Nelson can feel the marketing flow through him! The 6 th dimension is love! Ed Parker! Ed broke all the speed laws in Nebraska! International Cracker Barrel was gentrified out of Omaha! Ed can speak Martian! Ed has an old head! DJ Ed! Nebraska Furniture Mart is to Nebraska what Foster's B...

We aren't live, but we're here! The Notes: Sorry about the live show delay! Uplift Coffee at 945 Mass in downtown Lawrence is the new live show location for this Saturday! Those dinosaur heads that grab the pants! Top podcast tips! Doug the Bounty Hunter! Dog the Bounty Hunter never fired a wrist rocket (we think)! You can't bounty hunt in Florida without gator-skin boots! Will doesn't do a lot of...

Don't worry, you didn't miss episode 555, it's our Live Show this Saturday, July 18th at Sinker's Lounge in downtown Lawrence, and then it'll post as next week's episode! Monday night Nelson feels better zoom! The Notes: We're here, for you, whispering nonsense in your ear! Sunday Scaries final boss: Sunday mid-life crisis! How Will is like Garfield the Cat! That was Hitler's kink! Garfield v Hitl...

Don't worry about 'ol episode 555, it's in the future-past as our Live Show on Saturday, July 18th at Sinker's Lounge in downtown Lawrence! Post-Soccer zoom! The Notes: Will is violent and effeminate! Sports Soccer Corner (kinda sprinkled throughout, really)! Don't bring your weak Ducks knowledge in this house! Young Guns was the coach! The step-coach who step-coached up! Where have you gone, Emil...

The elusive afternoon zoom! The Notes: It's the Strange Brew episode! Live show episode time travel nonsense (see us live on 7/11)! Will's Colorado vacation! High altitude drinking is a hell of a drug! Choo choo, woo woo, what!? Will's Shakespeare show! The giddy high of a completed script! It's the Aaaaa!!! of times! Soccer, soccer, soccer! Casablanca dropped the chicken ball! Come on down to the...

Double Dr. Who nonsense morning zoom with a clarifying intro by Nelson! The Notes: Live show coming up, venue coming soon! Transformers remains Nelson's Vietnam! Will wants to be a community leader! Will is looking to hire out of town muscle! There are no threats, there are only thinly-veiled opportunities! This one goes out to all the feral kids! Lord of the Flies, which team are you on!? The ver...

Early morning silly zoom! The Notes: Nelson's grapes! No more squishy wetness! Nelson is a grape martyr! Nelson is keeping it crisp! CRISP! Hit us up, grapes! Do you have a murder room!? Live show coming! A murder-free evening in July! We're a murder podcast now! CPA erotic tax secrets! Fuck 'em in February, Mail 'em in March! Allegedly, Allegedly, Allegedly! That baby smokes cigars like Spicy Bee...

Lazy thunderstormy Sunday zoom. Bad notes. Ain't no surprise. The Notes: Will explains the podcast's ethos! Nelson's secret room! Congress says fuck going paperless! What's your favorite tank!? Nelson's middle-aged white guy credentials are called into question! Who is your grandpa, and who did he kill in the war!? Why aren't you better at killing us Italy!? Will's grandpa was a fan of the Brits!...

The Notes: Live Show coming! Episode 555 (Oops All 5's) Live on 7/11, more details coming soon as the search for our next live home continues! Experts (Stange) say Will's song of the summer, Mau Dib (Dune End Credits Rap), "slaps!" The legend of Chris Maloney, which, like Will's hip hop renaissance, is on the Patreon! Mattress and a wheelchair! Sports Corner! Go KU Baseball! Swept the Regionals th...

Sorry for the holiday delay, but it's an in-person recording instead of a zoom! The Notes: Children of the Cornohol! Step into a cornhole! Will released the song of the summer (this summer, 2024, or any summer from 1984 to 2000)! Oh those Robot Wars! Roombas with guns! How the crack epidemic informed The Lost Boys! Stand By the Lost Boys! Will has a question for the ladies! Lost Boyz n the Hood! P...

The Notes: We're a relentless podcast machine! Will did the Dave & Busters research! Live episode 555 (oops all 5's!) on 7/11! Just like a European penis (white and slippery)! Eat a tin of dicks packed in oil! America's Next Top Sea Captain! Just like Quint from Jaws! Bring your own fives! Will Goes to Panera Too Much Corner! Will is like a bagel! Will is PH-balanced for Go Time! Russell Brand wil...

Early morning Deuce and Nelson's in his bowls! The Notes: Intro take 2! Accidental Cosby! Next Live Show, Episode 555 (oops all 5's!), on 7/11! Mark your calendars! The numbers got Nelson again! Spolier alert for A Beautiful Mind! Russell Crowe, and Australians in general! Getting drunk in a swamp with Australians! Sleep issues! O Pioneers, but it's us this time! Averill Family Drama Corner! Happy...

Sorry for the delay, we had a last-minute morning zoom and Nelson's back was hurting too much to get things finished right away, but we're here now! The Notes: Good morning! Morning episode vibes! The ubiquitous chicken truck! How do they ship chickens these days!? Will's Nelson impression is Gil from the Simpsons! Will's wife Jaq has chicken knowledge and outside pork opinions, but Will says do y...

Zooming amidst the tornados! The Notes: It's tornado weather in Kansas again! Never bring a squid to a cockfight! Cock representation! Squid v Rooster tale of the tape! Elderly gladiators! Let them go out on their own terms (let them fight)! Is this Will's best idea!? Will's Top 5 Ideas! Pro-biotic hotdogs! Hotdog butter! What's more lickable!? #DDLickable! War rematches! You'll do more atrocities...