Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, they were told to make an example of some inmates and they certainly did that. In a very odd murderous way. Wet willies? Not a death people will soon forget. This stunt has earned the group a stay in the hot boxes. For those of you not familiar, this is a small steel box that they lock you in. In the midday sun, these get incredibly hot. It’s basically...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The crew is now in prison. Unfortunately for them, there don’t seem to be any friendly faces. It also doesn’t seem to be the most fair of places. Shocking development. However, they were given a list of instructions by Wild Bill. As long as they follow those to a T, then there’s probably a minimal chance they’ll make it out alive, but at least there’s a chanc...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Time for the crew to go to prison for all the terrible things they have done. Finally, we have some justice! Just kidding. They’re going on their own accord because they want to break in, to break a dwarf out. Granted, only one person in history has ever broken out of Yuma. The trip to prison itself is exactly what you’d expect. A bunch of sassy people saying...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group actually saved someone?! A whole town no less! Now that they’re free of the mountain, where do they head next? Well, the gunsmith’s brother is in prison, so that seems like a good spot to start. There are some mythical creatures lurking about that could be useful for creating magical weapons, but they may not be strong enough for that yet. However,...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group sure likes to experiment. They made a metal feather, and got Ned burned. But, they also created some fire babies that do the bidding of Willie. A chilling thought. They’ve been sent to the cave in, as a last ditch effort to save themselves, I mean the city. Meanwhile, Willie, Ned, and Bessie Mae must stick around the forge. Which allows them more ti...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! In a rare show of compassion, the group decided to save a city from a small group of bandits. They decided the best way to do this would be by shooting their dynamite which then caused a rock slide. They managed to get inside safely but now they have to dig their way out before running out of oxygen. Bessie has picked up a job, while H.E.C.K. has found a fan,...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has yet again caused so much trouble in town that they have to run away before really accomplishing anything. The Botched Method. They decide that maybe they need to tackle some lower hanging fruit in the meantime. They head west towards a small dwarvish town. Upon arriving, it seems to be under siege. The group does what they do best, and interfere...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined yet again by our special guest Bill! He’s still playing…a horse. Phil (Willie), however, is out physically and in game. The group is split in two. Bessie and Heck are trying to get information on death. They decided the best person to ask is a random priest. Ned on the other hand, has taken Buttercup to Blondie’s hideout. This is in an attempt t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined by our super special guest, Bill! This is his first time coming on one of our regular episodes, but he has been present for a patreon episode before! Bill will be playing the part of a horse. Yup. Not exactly a talking horse, but when it stamps its hooves, it can communicate with others telepathically. You don’t want to know what happens when it...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well it didn’t take very long before their Multi Level Marketing Mulk went horribly awry. When you have a product based scam…you have to have a product! Also, when you do an MLM, maybe picking a town full of criminals is not the greatest idea, especially, if you don’t have the product to give them. That being said, they need to get out of town as fast as poss...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Mulk! The Miracle Cure! So now there’s a large group of people waiting to get in on the ground level of this exciting business venture. Like a pyramid they’ll start on the bottom and slowly make their way up, but less and less of them will have the determination to do so, that’s what it’s a pyramid! No other reasons. Heck is back! She is on board to try to ma...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! They managed to get the giant block of wood out of Ned. Surprisingly, it didn't kill him. Who knew that was even possible? However, now they owe Doc Brown some milk…and advertisements. Here begins the avalanche. First, the milk. Then, the advertisements. Then, it’s Willie beginning to con people about what that milk can do. Willie also heads over to the taver...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Not sure why they are so obsessed with a vault when there’s a giant murder worm nearby, but hey, to each their own. Now the group is confronted with a giant angry worm and nowhere to go. The tail is ready to strike! The group is going to have to be a lot tougher than they look in order to survive. There are also a pair of mountain dwarves running away as fast...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Getting some tremors vibes here. The group is stuck on a big rocky outcropping with what remains of a small town. They managed to narrowly escape the worm to get there in the first place. Now they have to figure out a way to either kill the worm, or get it to go away long enough for everyone to escape. This thing seems seriously pissed off for some reason. It...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group stumbles upon a small town, but can't shake the feeling that not all is right here.  Check out the Kickstarter for the 2nd book in Dennis’ series about the world’s first werewolf. Lycan: Solomon’s Odyssey Chapter 2 . It is running until the 2nd of October. Any and all support would be greatly appreciated! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us som...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It seems the Bovineborn have been having their children snatched up by these weird flying coyotes. Fly-otes if you will. After having dispatched them with only minor injuries, some of the group stays behind to lick their wounds while others move on to investigate. The group discovers a cave, with a few well placed traps. A little advanced for some flying cani...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The new season is off and rolling and of course the players are weird and doing their thing. The live show was amazing and the audience really seemed to enjoy it. This whole season is a bit of an homage to spaghetti westerns. Our group of desperados decides to ride south after taking a look at their map. They see a Bovineborn village and think that it might b...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Hey everyone! Our first episode is live from Dragoncon 2022 in Atlanta Georgia! So if you’re wondering why the audio is a little different, that’s why! We had a live audience in front of us! Our new season is western themed! You still get the fantasy elements, but with a western flavor. Our story begins in a little town as a group of people get together to go...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I guess the plan last week worked? Sort of? I mean, sure, they are on their way to The Duke so that’s what counts. But they also just sacrificed a whole town, while also back stabbing their ally. Not to mention murdering his brother when they were supposed to be convincing him. Now they are forcing their way into The Duke’s compound to get the rest of the cur...

Come one, come all! Listen to the chaotic adventures of The Botched Syndicate. Garnet and the rest of the remaining crew of the Synthetic Dream must work together to defeat a blazing fire elemental, and best a gigantic deadly demon gem or die trying. The d20 Syndicate is an actual play D&D 5E Podcast, where five childhood friends go on adventures so you don’t have to! Into the Yonder Void sees...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined yet again by Frank Allen from Toy Power! Channeling his inner Strong Bad, he is a legendary tag team wrestler, with no brother to tag in. That’s where the plan comes in. Chonkey’s brother Plonkey, his old tag team partner, is the Duke’s right hand man and oversees the town. Somehow, they have to get beyond the town and get towards the Duke. They...

Come one, come all! Listen to the chaotic adventures of The Botched Syndicate. Somewhere else aboard the Synthetic Dream, trouble is brewing. Garnet, the general manager of the ship must rally his new employees in order to secure valuable cargo before it's too late.  The d20 Syndicate is an actual play D&D 5E Podcast, where five childhood friends go on adventures so you don’t have to! Int...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined by another special guest this week! Frank Allen from Toy Power! Granted, he is Australian, and we don’t have the best track record with people from down under…but I’m sure it’ll be fine right? The group has made it to the town just outside of where The Duke lives…however, The Duke has alerted everyone to their presence, so the guards are all on...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  In part two of our crossover, the group attempts to board the steamboat. However, since they’ve kicked off a little mini war on the dock, they have to manage not to get shot first. Phase two of that plan will then be to somehow get onto the boat. If they can somehow manage that, they will then have to figure out a way to blend in with high society so as...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We are joined once again by friend of the show, incredibly talented, Chelsea Bytes! Reprising her role as Porscia, although now much crispier after she got blown up by an RPG earlier in the season. Porschia has led the group to the amusement park in search of the Duke’s General. This is no ordinary amusement park. This is a torture nightmare as the guards do...