Apocalypse Video

Apocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier: The Target: 1964’s Goldfinger Your Contacts: Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave Agents - Mike & Jackie Mission Objectives: Discover where Bond bought that tantalizing blue romper. Alert HR at MI6 to 007’s blatant sexual crimes in the field. Avoid detection from Goldfinger’s machine gun toting-Granny guard. Additional Objectives: Rate, review and subsc...

COMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. A ROBOT TOOK MY JOB…AGAIN 2. X-MEN DANGER ROOM-STYLE TRAINING COURSE FOR THE POLICE 3. GRANNY JOHNSON DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER PODCAST...

The Man of Your Dreams is Back! It is time. Halloween is here! And what better way to celebrate our favorite holiday than by welcoming back to the store everyone’s favorite child molest–err, I mean child killer , Freddy Krueger and his very first sequel, A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge . I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again as we ring in the spookiest day of the year are fellow...

Outside is dangerous…inside is terrifying. With Halloween only days away, the Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular: Part II is nearing its terrifying conclusion. But before we deal with that nightmare we must first escape another, as John Goodman keeps us locked away/safely hidden in his underground bunker near his home on… 10 Cloverfield Lane. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me are fellow ho...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the shower… The Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular: Part II continues its bloody streak of terrifying madness with everyone’s favorite Mama’s boy, Norman Bates, in Psycho II. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we curse Ronald Reagan for those budget cuts to the country’s mental health programs are fellow horror hounds and recently cleared o...

You can’t cheat death twice… Secure your load. Buckle your seat belt. And whatever you do, watch out for the man with hooks! It’s Final Destination 2! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me are fellow horror hounds and people who always secure their load when traveling with a large collection of lumber, Mike, Jackie, Ryan, and Nick “Immortan Hoof”. Topics of discussion in this episode include Final D...

Captain's Log: Stardate 45852.1 The Apocalypse Video Trek Cast has once again been dragged into the mad and the macabre of the Shocktober Spooktacular. I can only imagine what horrors await us in this season five episode. Nevertheless, I am confident that ship and crew will function well and take on whatever spooky obstacles may lay in our path with grace and dignity–Oh, God! What is that?! That l...

The Monster demands a mate! For the next terrifying installment in the Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular: Part II we must go back in time, all the way to 1935. Universal Studios is now the king of monster films, and they are about to release a sequel that will not only stand the test of time nearly 100 years later, but will also inspire a young Mel Brooks to create one of the best comedies...

You have the right to remain silent forever — Again!!! Back for more, eh Kiddies?! Well, we’ve got a spooky sequel that will chill you to the bone and make you terrified of getting pulled over by a cop (... I should say, MORE terrified than you already were ) - it’s Maniac Cop 2! The film that Variety called “a thinking man’s exploitation film…”. I’m your undead host, Dave, and joining me as we tw...

Just when you thought it was safe to go to the bathroom… Welcome back, kiddies. It’s October, and that can only mean one thing…the Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular has risen from the grave to once again bring you the worst, most diabolical horror films you will ever see! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we bring you the first in a series of ghoulish sequels are fellow cinephiles and...

Apocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier: The Target: 1963’s From Russia with Love Your Contacts: Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave Agents - Mike & Jackie Mission Objectives: Break down Q’s briefcase of gadgets and provide alternative means of gadgetry. Fashion a De-Hornifizer dart to manage 007’s urges. Hit the Applause button when 007 makes a sexual innuendo too racy for 1963. Additional O...

COMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. A ROBOT TOOK MY JOB 2. SCOOBY DOO ENDING 3. HATE IS UGLY DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER PODCASTS ARE OBTAINED AND FOLLOW THEM ON TWITTER AND...

Captain’s Log: Stardate 44502.7 After three months of extended shore leave, the Apocalypse Video Trek Cast has resumed its duties in the Final Frontier with Season 4’s Clues. And I am pleased to say that the store and crew appear to be well rested and ready for the voyage ahead. We anticipate no incidents in the upcoming episode, and can say with certainty that there are definitely no strange look...

Just when you thought it was safe to get back on your surfboards, Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest brings you one last wave before we say goodbye to the season: the 1991 Kathryn Bigelow classic of action machismo - Point Break . I’m your host, Dave, and joining me are fellow cinephiles and Ex-Presidents Ryan, Mike, Jackie, and special guest: Kara. Listen as we discuss the prototype for what would becom...

I hope you’ve been practicing your waxing skills, because things are about to get intense as Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest enters its penultimate episode with The Karate Kid . I’m your host and sensei, Dave, and joining me again are fellow cinephiles and All Valley Karate Championship finalists Mike, Ryan, and Cody. Listen as we discuss the film that inspired a whole generation to sign up for Karate...

We’ve seen some pretty amazing things so far in this year’s Summer Film Fest - ghosts; sweaty dancing; outdated Rodney King jokes - but nothing quite as spectacular as what our next explosive entry promises…water. Lots of water. I’m your Host and Deacon, Dave, and joining me are fellow cinephiles and Smoker cousins Mike, Jackie, Cody, and special returning guest - Funderdome’s most talented Mermai...

Think Fast. Look Alive. Die Hard. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we celebrate “Summer in the City” are fellow cinephiles and people just trying to get over a baaad f@&king hangover, Mike, Jackie, and Ryan. Listen as we discuss Die Hard With a Vengeance , a film that comprised about 50% of the programming on FX in the early 2000s; we scratch our heads and try our best to solve that wate...

Jack in. Double your memory capacity. And above all else… don’t lose your head! Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest continues with Johnny Mnemonic . I’m your host, Dave, and joining me are fellow cinephiles and Pharmacom stockholders, Mike, Jackie, and Ryan. Listen as we discuss the cumbersome user interface of 2021’s Internet; we wonder if Johnny Mnemonic will be ironically embraced by Gen-Z; and finally...

Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest continues as the Swayzeasaurus Rex returns to the Funderdome for more shirtless action. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we remain crazy for Swayze as he flaunts his rock hard abs all over the afterlife are fellow cinephiles and fortune tellers Mike, Jackie, and special guest returning for her Swayze fix: Kara. Listen as we discuss Ghost , the romantic drama that...

Boot up the computer and bust out the Playboy’s, because we’ve got some data to upload into the latest installment of the second annual Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest …and between you and me – it’s a little weird . I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we discuss John Hughes’s pervy follow up to The Breakfast Club are fellow cinephiles and now middle aged perverts, Mike and Immortan Hoof (aka: Nick)...

The podcast which you are about to hear is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of three youths, in particular Cody Eastlick and his mermaid stunt show performer/mistress, Lincoln. It is all the more tragic that they were young. But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and the macabre as they were to see...

The second annual Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest rolls on – but what kind of summer movie season would it be without the obligatory superhero film? I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we don our cloaks and strap on our dual pistol shoulder holsters are fellow cinephiles and agents of The Shadow: Mike, Jackie, Ryan, and Cody. Listen as we discuss how The Shadow was one of the biggest box office bom...

The second annual Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest continues as we board Jan de Bont’s 1994 action classic: Speed. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we get on the bus that couldn’t slow down are fellow cinephiles and retired bomb squad officers Mike and Ryan. Listen as we discuss “Die Hard On a Bus”, aka: the film that would play daily on the FX channel in the 2000s; we lament the loss of payphone...

Welcome, one and all, to the Second Annual Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest - Live from Funderdome . Unlike last year’s botched impromptu promotion, this time we’re pulling out ALL THE STOPS, bringing you the best (and worst) that Hollywood has to offer. Now…strap yourselves in, get your tissues ready, and prepare to sweat like it’s summer in the catskills – it’s the SWAYZEASAURUS REX in… Dirty Dancing...

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Apocalypse Video Bond Cast has finally been given its first official mission. The Target: 1962’s Dr. No Your Contacts: Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave Agents - Mike & Jackie Mission Objectives: Talk about that goofy Three Blind Mice Song. Psychoanalyze Bond’s chilling attitude towards death and killing. Figure out just what the hell Dr. No was doing with those rocke...