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Hot Dave's Summer Film Fest: Part III - The Summer Games continues. And this time we're hitting the gridiron as a bunch of smelly, disgusting kids face off for the right to play Pee-Wee Football for the great city of Urbania, OH in Little Giants! I’m your host and Team Captain, Dave, and joining me as we watch a bunch of misfit children fart their way to the top are fellow cinephiles and Bloodbowl...

Sports…Mankind’s greatest endeavor. For centuries it has separated the boys from the Men, football players from their brain stems, and continues to this day to spark the fire of healthy competition in the hearts of its players. Apocalypse Video and Immortan Hoof Auto return to the Funderdome to bring you the third exciting chapter of Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest… The Summer Games . I’m your host an...

Can you feel it, folks? Summer Movie season is right around the corner and that can only mean one thing – the return of Hot Dave’s Summer Film Fest!!! But after enduring weeks of bitterly freezing indie dramas in Stone Cold Ryan’s Winter Film Fest Federation , some of us at the store have forgotten what it feels like to feel the warm breeze of an explosion or the refreshingly cool splatter of a we...

COMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. RATIO OF EPISODE QUALITY TO FUNNY EPISODE TITLE IMPROVING 2. ROBO ADDS “MARTIAL ARTS” TO HIS PROGRAMMING 3. IT’S SAFE TO SAY THAT O.C.P. BASICALLY RUNS THE COUNTRY AT THIS POINT...

“We’re talking about evil on two legs…” Ok, Kiddies! It’s time to ditch those Silver Shamrock masks and pick up an all white William Shatner classic at your local hardware store, because Michael Myers is back! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again as we down a few beers and form a drunken posse to roam the night is fellow horror fan Nick “Immortan Hoof”. Topics of discussion in this episode in...

Captain’s Log: Stardate 47304.2 With all of the recent talk of Star Trek: Picard’s series finale(?), we at the Apocalypse Video Trek Cast thought what better time than now to visit one of Season 7’s steamiest “Will They / Won’t They?” episodes of the Next Generation: Attached . An episode that features mind reading, innuendo, and no doubt ignited a firestorm of fanfiction across the galaxy… I’m yo...

Stone Cold Ryan’s Winter Film Fest Federation concludes with Kevin Smith’s return to the Quick Stop in Clerks III. I’m your host, Stone Cold Ryan, and joining me as we grapple with our complicated feelings about our childhood hero are fellow clerks Dave, Mike, and Special Guest, Cody. In this episode we’ll talk about our history with the View Askewniverse and everyone’s favorite indie darling, Kev...

COMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. VERY LITTLE “RUMBLE” IN “RUMBLE IN OLD DETROIT” 2. ROBO IS NOW MORE POWERFUL THAN A LOCOMOTIVE 3. WHEN SOMEONE IN A GANG CALLED “THE ASSASSINS” WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND - YOU ARE...

Stone Cold Ryan’s Winter Film Fest Federation continues with Michel Gondry’s 2008 swed-fest, Be Kind, Rewind . I’m your host, Stone Cold Ryan, and joining me as we make sure not to magnetize our entire VHS collection are fellow film fans Dave and Michael! In this episode we’ll discuss our time at Hollywood Video during the great home media shift of the late 2000s; we’ll break down Michel Gondry’s...

Stone Cold Ryan’s Winter Film Fest Federation continues with Cheryl Dunye’s 1996 comedy, The Watermelon Woman. I’m your host, Stone Cold Ryan, and joining me as we celebrate the best of 90s independent cinema are fellow film fans Dave, Jackie, and Michael! In this episode we’ll ask why The Watermelon Woman isn’t held in the same regard as it’s indie contemporaries like Clerks ; we’ll also discuss...

The time of Dave has ended. Long live the Reign of Stone Cold Ryan! ( at least until Summer rolls along… ) That’s right, film fans! You may have thought Winter was over, but there’s a scrappy mutant creature named FunksyStony Todd who says otherwise! And if he crawls out of his hole and sees that Navy Seals is still checked out, then we’ve got 4 more weeks of Winter and a Film Fest Federation to o...

“I do love a good joke…a joke on the children!” It’s time kiddies, put on your masks…grab a six pack and avoid your ex-wife…and be sure to watch out for misfires – it’s Halloween III: Season of the Witch ! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again as we put on our Silver Shamrock masks and prepare to have bugs come out of our mouths is fellow horror fan Nick “Immortan Hoof”. Topics of discussion i...

COMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. O.C.P. NOW HAS MEAT FACTORIES 2. ROBO GETS BAMBOOZLED BY A GUY WITH A BOW AND ARROW 3. THE ARCHER’S IDENTITY IS REVEALED “SCOOBY DOO” STYLE DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIB...

Captain's Log: Stardate 46271.5 The Apocalypse Video Trek Cast returns to the holodeck for some old west inspired recreational fun. I’ve been assured by the crew that there will be no perverted shenanigans from either Lt. Barclay or Commander Riker, and that the holodeck’s safety protocols are definitely working normally. I’m your Host and Captain, Dave, and joining me again are fellow Trekkies an...

What’s that knocking at the window? Why It’s Co-Dee sneaking back into the shop! He’s not done talking about Avatar 2, Eywa damn it, and someone is going to have to join him! Thankfully Ryan’s working and has little accountability for his time in the store. We’re your hosts, Co-Dee and Ryan and We See You fellow Spiders!  This episode is a celebration of all things Avatar: The Way of Water as Eywa...

Apocalypse Video Bond-Cast Mission Dossier: The Target: 1965’s Thunderball Your Contacts: Apocalypse Video (M)anager - Dave Agents - Mike, Jackie & Nick “Immortan Hoof” Mission Objectives: Find out why there is a Death setting on the Spinal Equipment at the health spa. Engage Suspected Spectre Agent: Largo, but do so as a Frenemy. Conveniently place jetpack outside of Spectre mansion. Addition...

“You don’t know what death is!” Were those gunshots or just firecrackers? Who knows? But I’ll tell you one thing, no one is safe while Dr. Loomis is out on the streets– I mean, Michael. No one is safe while Michael Myers is out on the streets. (... but really, Dr. Loomis. We gotta talk, buddy. ) I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again as we burn this mother down is fellow horror fan and - gasp -...

COMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. K.R.U.D. REPORTS ON “PUPPY PERIL” 2. GERALDO RIVERA GETS ANIMATED 3. THE AW7 FLYS NOW DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER PODCASTS ARE OBTAINED A...

COMMAND COM LOAD BIOS MEMORY SET SYSTEM STATUS OK… SECTOR 2 - APOCALYPSE VIDEO CARTOON DISCUSSION IN PROGRESS… SUSPECTS: APOCALYPSE VIDEO MANAGER: “DAVE” AND WASTELAND RULER: “IMMORTAN HOOF” DISCUSSION TOPICS DETECTED: 1. ROBODOG RETURNS 2. OFFICER LEWIS GETS CLINGY 3. ROBO LOSES HIS CHAIR, WHICH REALLY TIED THE ROOM TOGETHER DIRECTIVE 5: RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE TO APOCALYPSE VIDEO WHEREVER POD...

It’s that time again. Another Friday the 13th is among us. And as the great Chris Rock once said, “It’s about time they brought in some new blood…I just don’t want it comin' out of me!”. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me again as we use our telekinetic powers to resurrect the man behind the mask our fellow cinephiles and writers rejected by every science fiction magazine in the country, Mike and...

Finally, after years of searching and near death experiences, Cody has returned from the wasteland with the mother of all movies - Avatar: The Way of Water . I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we give thanks to Eywa are fellow cinephiles Mike, Ryan, Nick, and special guest: Cody. Listen as we discuss the long road to the mythical Avatar sequel; we break down the slang on Pandora; and finally…w...

Merry Christmas, everyone! I wish I could say that I’m delivering this message via a timed auto-post on the internet. But alas, with two minutes left to close on Christmas Day we suddenly received a listener request for a Christmas episode ( apparently Willow wasn’t magical enough for the holiday season ). Now, for anyone out there who isn’t aware of our store’s policy, we must fulfill any listene...

If at first you don’t succeed, hope to God you gain a following on Home Video… And so is the story of Willow , a delightful fantasy adventure from George Lucas and Ron Howard that would garner a cult following that would endure decades past the original film’s release and eventually get its own sequel TV series on Disney Plus. Surely a big budget show with CW-esque characters and dialogue will cat...

“Death has come to your little town, Sheriff…” Just when you thought it was safe to take down your jack-o-lantern…Shocktober lives on! Because two horror fans ( and the occasional special guest ) refuse to let evil die tonight. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we begin a year-long retrospective on everyone’s favorite Captain Kirk Mask-wearing serial killer, is fellow horror fan and former Sm...

On this very special episode of Apocalypse Video....it's a FILMVERSATION! That's right. Your favorite high-minded pretentious jerks Mike and Nick are ready to talk about serious "films” and how they're smarter than you because they made it through both Stalker AND Last Year in Marienbad . Join Mike, Nick, Dave, Ryan, and Jackie as we dive into the career of who was arguably the brightest star to e...