Two Guys Talking About Lettuce

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Listen to Greg. These are instructions more people should ACTUALLY follow.

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yeah, it's what you think it is. (if you think it's boobs)

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Or a cold lamp sore. But we don't talk about that. That should be obvious.

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The first time we ever said "rear end"! (we think)

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And during your listen of this episode!

Five Untrue Facts About Lettuce 02.03.2025 45:48 ↓

You won't believe number 7!

Suck it, World! 23.02.2025 48:14 ↓

Finally, our true feelings come out.

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Finally, we'll get to the bottom of this. Featuring special guest, Yeshmin Blechin!

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Finally some useful advice

Christmas 2024 Spectacular! 25.12.2024 58:28 ↓

What better way to spend the entire holiday than to listen to Greg and Brian Benben! (You will have to listen to this episode over and over again to fill up the whole holiday. your choice, but really, you should.)

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Greg really bringing the social wisdom once again.

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Here's a little preview: David's on the list.

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Presidential history is important.

Special Election Report 10.11.2024 45:22 ↓

Finally talking about what you are all subscribed for... hard hitting political politics.

Insert Hilarious Title Here 03.11.2024 46:45 ↓

Insert hilarious description here

How to Join a Cult 27.10.2024 46:57 ↓

It's really not that hard to join a cult, you guys.

We Walked We Talked We Ate Pie 21.10.2024 44:00 ↓

Two men walk into a Denny's...

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Greg invaded Craig's house for this one.

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Craig will be joining shortly, unfortunately.

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Get ready for some specificity!

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And at the beginning Greg talks like a normal person.

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WARNING: This episode has trivia!

Acronyms-a-Plenty! 08.09.2024 46:10 ↓

That's DEFINITELY Craig's face at the beginning. DEFINITELY!

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This episode is DEFINITELY introduced by Greg Benson. DEFINITELY!

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We make food for you to eat!