TTRPG Audio Notes

It's been like two months, give me a break. Next Time: Beefe Dies Inside Of A Mech Suit.

The party partakes in the local customs. Astro gets saved. Beefe sees his dads. The Bash goes a little sideways.

Back in the halcyon days just after The Battle of Roseport, the party is invited to the world-famous Lucaryen Museum.

Sometimes you're really bad at D&D. Sometimes you build a little robot as a treat.

The Valorhome Five travel the Waste with Ramses and the Trawlers. Attack of the killer Froads. Attack of the killer Astrophel. The party arrives in Clutter.

I'm sorry that Beefe lost his goggles. I'm sorry that Triloth lost a leg. I'm sorry that you all almost died and then immediately got kidnapped by scary desert people. Sorry I yelled at y'all (but seriously, get it together.) Yee-haw, Trawler Country 🤠

The final performance of the Gargantuesque Bazaar.

The Party gets a little stuck in Miss Sweet's domain, but that's showbiz, babyyyy 😎

The party enters the Waste. Astrophel in the buff. Carnival games. Benny <3 Miss Sweet doesn't like to be embarrassed.

The heroes say goodbye to Roseport. Friends return home. Astrophel makes a commitment. Lark has a bad dream. Pomo's Waste awaits.

The party faces off with forgotten beasts. Bluebird returns. It's time for a nap.

A new friend enters the fray. The invisible beast(s) make themselves known. Sheriff Sandy gets his revenge. The mystery of the missing combat.

The Scraplings are made whole. The Valorhome Four inspire their army, and make a plan. Kem & Bee sing to The Void The fight for Roseport begins.

Gemaco speed-runs being resurrected, Triloth has mommy issues, Beefe eats a cigarette or two, Lark gets BOGO trauma. Jakalyn goes out like a boss. King Alba arrives to Roseport with the Lodestar Impetus. One more day til showtime.

Beefe follows in his father's footsteps by becoming a Dad. Lark sees the Bad Guys do Bad Things in IMAX 3D Triloth has a Mom, unlike the rest of the party Gemaco lies to everyone, goes to Fantasy Radio Shack, and then gets 5-stars GTA style. Rehearsals begin, and the Bracks take notice.

She scum on my save til I crit. Beefe's a dad. The Chimeran has its captain back. Gemaco takes a stroll. Everyone almost dies again.

Beef and Lark take to the skies. Triloth tri-disguises and still almost gets caught. Gemaco gets to know himself. Honey biscuits and burning hair. Things are about to get interesting.

Lark sets a bad guy free, sneakily. Triloth makes a run for it, and sniffs a stink. Beefaco mind-meld and build a home together.

The horses are getting married now? They're just letting horses get married over there? What is this city coming to?

Professor Christmas & The Shaky Trees take Roseport by storm.

Cap’n Blade. The Prince of Scraps. Roseport.

Gay drama, resurrections, and an army marching to war. We have a lil bit of everything.

Everyone goes down. This one is tough y’all.

DMs plans go right out the gosh darn window, Gemaco one shots a dragon (sort of), a relationship mended, the fae folk go free, and the party takes the Path of Edyn.

Gemaco learns more about his origins, Triloth finds family, Beefe assaults a man on a toilet and steals his beard, and Lark’s friend is taken by The Redcap. The heist goes tits up, and it all goes down in Castle Underborn.