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We finally settled the feud between Aarti and Chelsea (@ohonochels) so that we could deep dive into the feud of Lindsay v. Ciara but really the whole world against Austen Kroll.  Follow, subscribe, rate & review Chelsea at: instagram.com/ohnochels patreon.com/ohnochels https://thedipp.com/i-am-the-cute-one

Noor is riding solo for the last time and talking about Real Housewives of New Jersey, the stupid Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion part 3, and the lackluster episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. 

Back by popular demand from our Patreon Bonus vault, Noor and her brother Raheel eat a piece of edible and calm down as they discuss the iconic Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 16 where Rinna almost choked Kim and Kyle was the worst. For more Patreon Exclusive content: patreon.com/therealityispod

THE Tom Hamlett, 1/2 of The Dumpster Dive Podcast, joined Noor this week to break down coast to coast shenanigans on Real Housewives of Orange County, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Real Housewives of Miami. A detour or two may have been made to discuss Crockpots, Orcs, and Magnets. Follow Tom and Dumpster Dive: instagram.com/thetomhamlett instagram.com/dumpsterdivepod

We celebrate International Women's day by watching Ciara and Lindsay set women back a few decades on Summer House. On Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Meredith Marks put on a powdered wig and puts her Juris Doctorate to use on Part 2 of the Reunion.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey love a shore brawl but not more than misogyny, the Real Housewives of Orange County love a fancy party, and the Real Housewives of Miami love a nonsense fight. 

It is wild that 10 episodes of Love is Blind season 2 was more fun than 1 hour of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion, but here we are! Our brains are as fried as Kyle's birthday speech on Summer House.

This week Noor tells Aarti about all of the Coast to Coast drama, some petty, some dark, some hilarious, from Real Housewives of Orange County, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and the final two episodes of Real Housewives of Miami. 

Aarti is back! We are talking about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Finale and Noor grosses Aarti out about Summer House. 

On this super special Patreon bonus, Noor's brother Raheel hopped on to discuss the iconic RHONJ Christening Episode (S3 E1) and his run in with Joey Gorga himself. For more Patreon Exclusive content: patreon.com/therealityispod  

On Summer House we had probably the most real conversation about race on TV between white and black people since ...well ever. And on Real Housewives of New Jersey we stan Gabby Catania. 

Noor is riding solo and very nervous and writing in the 3rd person in this description as she covers the hypocrisy or perceived hypocrisy and double standards on Real Housewives of New Jersey, a stack of vaginas on Real Housewives of Orange County, and unfortunately K*nye W*st's ding dang donger. 

Friend of the pod Selle Brooks and host of "Who Asked Me?" Podcast hopped on to psychoanalyze the dodo birds on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Summer House.  http://whoaskedmepodcast.com/

Aarti is signing off the pod for a few weeks so before she says see ya for a bit, we had to dive into ALL of the show this week on Bravo! Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere! Real Housewives of Orange County sweat lodge! Real Housewives of Miami vomit! and Project Runway Finale! 

This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Mary M Cosby taught us about the power of NO. On Summer House we continued to wonder what Alex is doing there. And we answered some questions from our Patreon Mail Bag "Ask Your Aunties". If you'd like to support us and ask some questions check us out: patreon.com/therealityispod

We've had a busy week on the pod and we're breaking it all down! We're talking about our meetings with Luke and Dorinda, the VPR reunions, Summer House, and Real Housewives of Miami. 

WHAT A WEEK! We obviously start this episode diving deep into the racist facebook posts of Jennie Nguyen and ask as usual WTF is going on at Bravo HQ?! Then we awkwardly pivot to talking about the happenings in Cabo on Real Housewives of Orange County and the strangest room fighting on Real Housewives of Miami. 

We're talking about this disaster dinner in Real Housewives of Salt Lake City where everyone is chewing the scenery for that sweet screen time, Porsha's Family Matters Finale that confirms what Team Twirl has known about Porsha this whole time, and the triumphant return of Carl Radke's butt on Summer House which we didn't get nearly enough of because Amanda and Kyle's toxic relationship got front...

This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Heather Dubrow threw a book party for her daughter and Emily ate a sandwich in a Sauna. On Real Housewives of Miami, the ladies continued to use Julia as some sort of sexy lesbian trope, but all we want is to see Julia cry into greens.

This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Meredith threw a bizarre mid-afternoon roof top pool party for her creepy husband and Jen Shah's rehab story arc nose dived as she dove finger fist at Lisa Barlow. On Porsha's Family Matters, we saw the aftermath of the brawl between Dennis and Porsha. 

This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon had to overcome very stressful situations like dealing with the Dubrows and being at Persian dinner with not one but two kinds of rice so you know we'll be diving in carb-first on that. We also caught up on Real Housewives of Miami episodes 3-5, from Art shows, to birthdays, to inappropriate foot massages, to everything that is going on with A...

We're back from our winter break to talk about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, specifically Jennie's epic gathering of the women, Porsha's Family Matters, and Netflix's Selling Tampa!

Before we dive into Part 2 of our mega chat with hilarious and brilliant comedian, writer on the Emmy Nominated "A Black Lady Sketch Show" (Season 2 out now!), lover and hate watcher of all things reality tv, and most importantly our dear friend, Rae Sanni , we are talking about Housewives Allstars and of course the Summer House Finale! Also make sure to check out The Cast with Jaquis Neal & R...

Hilarious and brilliant comedian, writer on the Emmy Nominated "A Black Lady Sketch Show" (Season 2 out now!), lover and hate watcher of all things reality tv, and most importantly our dear friend, Rae Sanni hopped on the pod this week for a mega chat where we psychoanalyzed just about everybody on TV and maybe even ourselves. Also make sure to check out The Cast with Jaquis Neal & Rae everywh...

The hilarious @thetomhamlett of @dumpsterdivepod subbed in as Aarti this week and we had the delightfully hilarious @anewborn87 of @romanticrealistpodcast as our guest to talk all things Housewives, the mystery of Porsha Williams and Simon Not-van-kempen, why Andy Cohen is problematic, and so much more.  Timestamps: RHOD (21:01) RHONY (33:03) RHONJ (51:53)