The Reality Is

This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta Shereé ate chips, folded laundry, and talked shit and I felt like I was watching myself. On Love Match Atlanta, Shae made amends and Ming ate sconces. 

Friend of the pod, Maya Khan, joins us to talk about the kids in the pool on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the goat in the pool on Real Housewives of Dubai.

Breaking down the last 2 weeks of Love Match Atlanta and then breaking down emotionally with Sheree on Real Housewives of Atlanta

Aarti hops on to welcome the Real Housewives of Dubai in all their glitz and glam, theorize what exactly Garcelle may be up to on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and defend the behavior of dogs on Bravo these days. 

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Aarti hops back in to talk about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 2 and Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 3. 

Finally got around to watching the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2 and the premiere of the latest season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 

The Summer House Reunion part 2 wraps up the season Paige working on her posture. I promise, it's just her posture! She's not a cold little brat at all!

A mini episode about the latest episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta (S14 E3) - "The Tea is Served" 

A mini episode covering Summer House Reunion Part 1 thoughts! 

Kandi & The Gang went out with bang, Drew on Real Housewives of Atlanta gets gaslit, and Love Match Atlanta comes in hot!

This week on the Summer House Finale, we had a prom, a wedding, and some COVID and on Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion part 1 we learned that the lights are in fact not on in Teresa's head or even on set. 

The diamond of the season is actually a couple of Peaches! Real Housewives of Atlanta premiered! Kandi & the Gang took POO-tographs. And Karen's Grande Dame Family Reunion ended abruptly but made me cry. Please consider donating to the following organizations to support reproductive rights for all: Women Have Options (providing safe access to reproductive healthcare in Ohio)  Sister Song: Women of...

On Summer House, the only comfort Kyle can find is a toy horse outside of someone's home in the Hamptons. On Real Housewives of New Jersey, the Nashville trip and the season end as bizarrely as Louis' bedazzled jacket. On Real Housewives of Orange County, Bravo threw together a two part reunion that I can barely remember. 

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded on Jan 24 before Bravo released a statement regarding Jennie Nguyen.  The brilliant lawyers of @thebravodocket hopped on to breakdown the latest episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and answer all of our questions about the Shahrrest, Mary's grandmother's empire, and what Bravo talent and Bravo themselves could be doing with the Jennie debacle.  Follow...

Much like when Jen Shah was arrested, the internet has come together to celebrate the divorce of Ashley Darby. We're also sharing some housekeeping updates and of course diving into the chaos of Summer House, the egg rolls of Kandi & The Gang, and how Karen Huger perhaps doesn't know what the word secession means.

The Real Housewives of Orange County season ended with a BOP and validation for all of our inner Shannons and on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, Teresa Guidice lost her mind.

On Summer House, Lindsay is having such a great summer that she's screaming at everyone. On Kandi & The Gang, Todd is such a good restaurant owner that he doesn't know how the kitchen is run. We also talk about the events of the shooting in Brooklyn as it is close to both of our lives. We hope our listeners are safe and know they are loved. 

So many things happened in the Bravoverse this week that we spend about 20 minutes talking about trailers, and news, and cancelations, and firings and then the next 40 on the Real Housewives of Orange County and the Real Housewives of New Jersey. 

We're talking about Kandi & the Gang, where everyone is lovable except Todd and Summer House where everyone loves everyone probably because everyone is high. 

Ramadan Mubarak! We spend the start of the episode talking about Ramadan and then have a clunky transition to Real Housewives of Orange County and Real Housewives of New Jersey where we realize that once you think someone doesn't like you, it's impossible to ever believe they actually do like you.

We talk about the ridiculous Oscars and then we jump straight into the more interesting fight between Ciara and Lindsay or was it Danielle? or was it Paige vs Linsday? What was Craig doing there? Anyway! Enjoy!

This special bonus episode is our chat with our good friend and supporter on our Patreon, Jill Hirsch. We just laughed about our love for Watch What Crappens and of course weighed in on our complicated relationship with bravo. For more information on our patreon visit us at patreon.com/therealityispod

Everyone is wrong and everyone is right but EVERYONE IS MOSTLY WRONG. We're talking about Shannon and Gina, multiverse versions of the same soul, having private experiences on Real Housewives of Orange County. We're also talking about the white feminist tinge of microaggressions of Marge on Real Housewives of New Jersey.