The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast

In our discussion of the fifth episode of Survivor: Samoa, we celebrate Selena Gomez, and the USA’s 250th Birthday, and discuss Shambo joining The Bloodline. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/kristinchirico/which-superhero-are-you Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Head of the Table - Def Rebel Outro: Hey Nineteen - Steely Dan Subscribe to "The Compassi...

In our discussion of the fourth episode of Survivor: Samoa, we do a free ad for Club Med, discuss a movie we're gonna write and celebrate Pride for the final time this month. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/cydneybrieanne/what-kind-of-club-goer-are-you-274on Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Head of the Table - Def Rebel Outro: Hey Nineteen - Steely...

In our discussion of the third episode of Survivor: Samoa, we’re both hungover, which means we were drunk yesterday. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/brodytripp/which-queer-revered-pop-album-are-you-really-45z3joe76z Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Head of the Table - Def Rebel Outro: Hey Nineteen - Steely Dan Subscribe to "The Compassionate Hater’s...

In our discussion of the second episode of Survivor: Samoa, we discuss the Two Russells, dub the season’s first nickname and talk about the NBA Spurs and the NBA Knicks. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/beenoah/based-on-the-lunch-you-make-we-know-what-lgbtq-m-8zfws1z387 Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Head of the Table - Def Rebel Outro: Hey Ninetee...

In our discussion of the first episode of Survivor: Samoa, we talk about the Russells, the NBA Finals and realize we are in fact fanhaussens of Danhaussen. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/what-kind-of-natural-disaster-are-you Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Head of the Table - Def Rebel Outro: Hey Nineteen - Steely Dan Subscribe to "The Co...

In the week between our coverage of Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Fans & Survivor: Samoa, we simulate our most devastating season ever featuring 20 of our crushes, determine how bisexual we truly are, and start casting for Crush Island 2. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/kirbybeaton/bisexual-energy-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Run Awa...

In our final episode of The Year of the Dragon Slayer, we discuss the Finally of Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Fans, we congratulate the finalists, remember the short-lived “Kings,” and announce our next simulated season. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/connordunlap/throw-one-last-college-party-and-well-tell-you-wh-x669 Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts...

In our recap of the penultimate episode of Survivor 50, we discuss Michael Jackson, The Princess Bride and prep for our next simulated season. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/theagoldman/tell-us-how-youd-get-through-the-fire-swamp-and-w-eq77boy1rb Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Hate it or Love It - The Game ft. 50 Cent Outro: P.I.M.P. - Bacao Rhyt...

In our recap of Survivor 50: Episode 11, we talk beverages, the golden age of television and traverse the dreamscape. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/alpacagalore/can-you-escape-your-own-dream-before-you-get-stuck Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Hate it or Love It - The Game ft. 50 Cent Outro: P.I.M.P. - Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band Subscribe to "...

In our recap of Survivor 50: Episode 10, we anticipate Star Wars Week, give shouts out to various mothers remember some of Star Trek’s biggest characters. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/audreyworboys/storage-auction-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Hate it or Love It - The Game ft. 50 Cent Outro: P.I.M.P. - Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band Subscr...

In our recap of Survivor 50: Episode 9, we discuss the worst twist of all time on Survivor. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/21kristinohanlon/would-you-survive-an-interview-with-jimmy-fallon-esnvf38t9q Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Hate it or Love It - The Game ft. 50 Cent Outro: P.I.M.P. - Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band Subscribe to "Did You Watch...

In our recap of Survivor 50: Episode 8, we get excited about the Detroit Pistons playoff run, come up with a new merch idea for CBS, and preview WrestleMania. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/taylorbui/build-your-tinder-profile-and-we-will-tell-you-you-i35wogujg Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Hate it or Love It - The Game ft. 50 Cent Outro: P.I.M.P...

In our recap of Survivor 50: Episode 7, we reflect on the 2000s, consider a new season of Survivor, and Jake gets confused by his own notes. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/quiz-can-you-tell-the-difference-between-famous-poetry-and-p Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Hate it or Love It - The Game ft. 50 Cent Outro: P.I.M.P. - Bacao Rhythm &a...

In our recap of Survivor 50: Episode 6, we update the name of the season, the Blood Moon, & Johnathor’s decision. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/gwynrm/which-moon-phase-are-you-1uwdg18umd Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Hate it or Love It - The Game ft. 50 Cent Outro: P.I.M.P. - Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivo...

In our recap of Survivor 50: Episode 5, we discuss Christian’s slow heel turn, Operation: Bad Blood, and prepare the upcoming merge. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/brianbeehler/what-hercules-character-are-you-5vi5gg7l46 Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Hate it or Love It - The Game ft. 50 Cent Outro: P.I.M.P. - Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band Subscri...

We remember The Whitest Kids U Know movie “Miss March,” the Skee-Lo song “I Wish,” and confront the trolley problem in this week’s recap of Survivor 50 episode 4 This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/luisdelvalle/are-you-jesse-pinkman-or-heisenberg-breaking-bad-el-camino Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Knee Deep - Zac Brown Band ft. Jimmy Buffett Outro:...

In our discussion of the third episode of Survivor 50, we talk about The Oscars, the C-Nation, and come up with a good idea for a show. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/andrea_perez/tv-friendship-match-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Hate it or Love It - The Game ft. 50 Cent Outro: P.I.M.P. - Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band Subscribe to "Did You...

In our discussion of the second episode of Survivor 50, we debate chilling vs working and take TWO Quobst Quizzes, and mourn the On Fire podcast. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseamarshall/can-you-guess-which-man-just-shit-his-pants https://www.buzzfeed.com/13345276/build-your-highschool-life-and-well-reveal-what-ch-3k11f Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodca...

In our discussion of the Survivor 50 premiere, we call upon the president, and discuss the finale of The Traitors 4. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/rahulmrajkumar2005/choose-celebs-and-i-will-guess-your-age-846jpt13z5 Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Hate it or Love It - The Game ft. 50 Cent Outro: P.I.M.P - Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band Subscribe...

With Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Fans only a few days away, we discuss the Kalo tribe after simulating a season via Brantsteele of ALL women! We love women! This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/theparacosm111/sage-woman-type-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Run Away With Me (Simlish) - Carly Rae Jepsen Outro: There is Nothing Like a Dame - Rodg...

  Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: What’s My Age Again? - Blink-182 Outro: There is Nothing Like a Dame - Rodgers & Hammerstein’s ‘South Pacific’ Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friends to too!

We’re back in The Gold Zone, baby, and also we watched episodes 12 & 13 of Survivor: South Pacific This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/lavendar_fairy/which-family-member-are-you-the-reunin11272021-54rc1ks77b Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: What’s My Age Again? - Blink-182 Outro: There is Nothing Like a Dame - Rodgers & Hammerstein’s ‘South Paci...

With Survivor 50 only about a month away, we start to get hyped as we discuss episodes 9 & 10 Survivor: South Pacific This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/javiermoreno/everyone-has-a-biblical-character-that-matches-their Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: What’s My Age Again? - Blink-182 Outro: There is Nothing Like a Dame - Rodgers & Hammerstein’s...

On this week’s recap of episodes 7 & 8 Survivor: South Pacific, we crown our greatest episode title from our last 25 and discuss what a good job Coach is doing this season. (And stick around for our Oscars picks) This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/mktg_group_9/adam-sandler-character-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: What’s My Age Again? - Blink...

As we cover episodes 5 & 6 of Survivor: South Pacific, we ask who from this cast would be the best crew to host a podcast and reminisce over copypastas This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/oldlegend3931/charcuterie-board-personality-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: What’s My Age Again? - Blink-182 Outro: There is Nothing Like a Dame - Rodgers &a...