My Therapist Ghosted Me

So, you've seen Joanne in the first couple of episodes of Celebrity Traitors, right? If you've not watched the first two, SPOILERS WITHIN!! Beyond all that, there's an email from a listener who was dropped like a stone, AFTER meeting the mother and AFTER booking a holiday!!! My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If...

IT HAS BEGUN!! The MTGM / Celebrity Traitors adventure begins... Although no one's seen any episodes yet, everyone is certain it'll going to be unmissable. Recording at Vogue's house this week, Joanne brings up ayahuasca again and Vogue has started her Christmas shopping (in September) so despite the new location, it's all pretty much business as usual. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Producti...

Joanne is only hours away from a flight back to the UK, but there’s still time for a midweek catch up. Has she been scammed again? Of course she has! Does this bring Vogue a special type of joy that only a friend like Joanne can? Of course it does! Plus, more cheating (or thoughts of cheating) and this time there’s a very modern twist… My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Jo...

They’re on different continents again… Joanne is in the US for the start of her tour (which you should DEFINITELY see by the way…) and Vogue is in London with little Remy right there in his papoose. He’s too much! There’s so much to discuss though… Did Channing Tatum have a burner account (LEGALLY - he did NOT) and will Joanne get a hair transplant in the near future? All of these things are VERY...

What's with cheating men and giving away hoodies? Just stop. Besides this textbook MTGM email, Vogue has found a marriage opportunity in Saudi Arabia and Joanne is off to the US... Has she packed? Have a guess... My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGM...

They're back! Yes, there was a business (an actual new, human life) to attend to, but they couldn't leave it any longer... There is too much to discuss. Too much has happened. HOW was that woman allowed to continue competing? WHEN will Sydney Sweeney just calm down and stop upsetting people? And exactly HOW MANY names did Vogue consider before she decided??? My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Pro...

Did a lot of preparation go into this so-called "baby shower" episode? Yes, by hard working people behind the scenes. (Bless you, Pete.) Did Joanne ignore all of the preparation and planning? Mostly, yes. Did Vogue expect much? Realistically, probably not. Is this an absolutely mad episode where the end-of-term vibes were strong and where both Vogue & Joanne forgot they were supposed to be mak...

The end of pregnancy vibes are getting stronger on MTGM. With only a couple of eps left until Vogue delivers baby number 4, things are starting to slide into the absurd. Vogue and Joanne reveal why they've never been successful in scoring a camera man and the emails cover everything from body positivity to marital relations (and a lack of them...) My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Ti...

Who would like to know what name Vogue & Spencer had chosen for baby no.4?? It's possibly off the cards now, but that doesn't change the fact that it's a BIG ol' name. With the spot for the name open, Sandra wastes no time whatsoever and Neil is almost out of patience. Meanwhile, there's more childcare for Joanne (she's nailing it) and Andrew Tate's best little boys are waiting outside for him...

This week, Vogue has some interesting revelations on the name for baby no.4... Meanwhile, Joanne is on holiday (agaaaaain) but she's paying the price this time, with more childcare duties and a horrendous relationship with the local insect population. Plus, a listener who needs a confidence boost to put herself out there and make friends at 35 years old... YES SHE CAN. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a...

Joanne is not a Mother, or at least, not yet... That all changed for a few hours this week when a friend left her in charge of 2 children AND a roast dinner to cook. Recollections on the events may vary. Back in baking London, Vogue gets ever closer to meeting baby number 4 and she has a big moral question to ask. Plus, the Jared Leto documentary and the Amanda Knox show in Edinburgh. My Therapist...

To the couple of straight, male listeners… we get it. It’s not ALL men. Age gap relationships are a touchy topic and you might feel differently depending on the circumstances… a 50 year old fella and his 19 year old girlfriend? Hmmm… What about a 30+ year gap in a lesbian relationship… All viewpoints valid… My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are no...

Joanne's back from Ibiza via Manchester Airport, where she lost the will to live somewhere between Terminal 1 and Terminal 3. Vogue is calling Nara Smith out for gaslighting the girlies, plus Joanne has a Netflix special and is furious that Ray Gun got a documentary first, Noel Edmonds is releasing lobsters into the sea, Brendan chugged a live oyster the size of a child's leg, and there's a specia...

Joanne is late (stuck in traffic/a taxi/a train... who's to say?!), she's showered in a complete stranger's hotel room without noticing, and she's got approximately four minutes before she has to leave to DJ with James Haskell poolside. Vogue is back from Spain, surviving Heart Breakfast, and did a little wee on the floor this morning. Can you tell Joe's still on holiday? It's fine. We're all fine...

Joanne is live from Ibiza and has made a devastating discovery: she might be too old for clubbing. The solution? Retrain as a brunch DJ... Vogue's in Spain too with Spenny who this week told her she's "hardly going to look slender" (he meant well)... Elsewhere, Usher brought a woman on stage for one of his famous lap dances and she was absolutely not into it... so she released one of the most icon...

Joanne is live from Ibiza (medicated and hydrated), Vogue is pregnant on a beach and apparently that's illegal now, and Grace Campbell has just walked into frame completely starkers. It's chaos. This week's email comes from a listener trapped in what can only be described as Ireland's longest situationship... four years of Tinder matches, fizzled summers, wedding mishaps and a man who keeps poppin...

If the next episode is late, or doesn't happen at all, what you need to know is that Joanne is travelling to Ibiza tomorrow and she's SUPPOSED to be recording the Wednesday episode on Monday morning... Good luck everyone. Before the inevitable happens, though, there's reflection on the World Cup halftime show (wtf...), fascination over twins, LOTS of "Google that Joe" and Joanne's next career as a...

Andrew Tate is not a popular man in these parts... For support following his arrest in Miami, please look elsewhere. Naturally, Vogue & Joanne have thoughts, so let's have them. Plus, an email from a listener who sounds like she's got it all worked out, but needs a nudge in the right direction... My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE:...

Vogue has stories from Wimbledon and she might have to stop being seen in public with Spencer... Meanwhile, Joanne has watched the Katie Price doc and she has thoughts. Plus, a heist for the wellbeing age and the uses for activated charcoal...? My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you...

This episode will be potentially triggering if you've ever lost an entire makeup bag... You've been warned. As Vogue beams in from her Spanish holiday, Joanne is in York with some explaining to do about so-called "Powderpuff Castle". Plus, Joanne once again claims she used to be fluent in French and whether it's time to spare a thought for the football. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Producti...

IF you don't know what Vogue & Joanne are going to be discussing in this episode, you might want to rewind a touch... It's all kicked off. Massively. We all know it's not what Vogue wanted and OF COURSE it was Vogue who has taken the full brunt of it... So how to resolve this? How can we move forwards? What should be the course of action? You and Lee Andrews are about to find out... My Therapi...

Vogue is keen to get to the bottom of Joanne's big day out last week... Remember; the plan was two BIG activities in one day. Wimbledon, followed by Harry Styles at Wembley. Massive. How did it go? How did she cope? What REALLY happened?! My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can s...

Something has happened.... It's something that we've all been waiting for and it's definitely for the best that it's happened. BUT WHAT IS IT?! Suffice to say that both Joanne and Vogue are equally pleased. There's a lot to discuss, with Vogue's research on psilocybin and Joanne's latest house challenge... My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now...

Let's go through some of the names that come up during this podcast... Nigel Farage. Michael Jackson. Kanye. Wow. Luckily, the lawyers were on hand to give it a listen through and here we are. Closer to home, Joanne has a full hair emergency, so bad that the podcast had to be recorded at a different time and Vogue explains why she wouldn't be thrilled to wear a MAGA hat. My Therapist Ghosted Me is...

It's another episode at Joanne's and the heat is A LOT to cope with. Frankly, it doesn't matter if you're British or Irish, because what we all have in common is an unparalleled ability to talk about how hot it is. Beyond the weather, Vogue and Joanne are heading to Wimbledon next week and in THE SAME DAY, Joanne is off to see Harry Styles, which Vogue obviously can't get her head around... "TWO T...