Double Feature Creatures

Attention, shoppers, Shark Month is really something ain’t it? Bhavna and Wes are joined by Sharai Bohannon of Nightmare on Fierce Street for an incredible presentation of Jaws 3D “The one with Sea World” and Lake Placid “The one with Betty White” Come for the sharks and stay for the brutal beating of Alex Garland.  You can find Sharai  Instagram Twitter @ misssharai  Bluesky @sharai.bsky.social F...

Attention, shoppers, are you ready for some good old-fashioned childhood trauma? This week's Nice' N Tight Matinee is the animated classic that spawned direct-to-video as we know it (I assume), The Land Before Time. Hold on to your loved ones because they could go off a cliff at any time.  Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_medium=unkn...

It’s SHARK MONTH MOTHER FUCKERS and Bhavna and Wes are bringing the shark movies to you and LIVE SHARKS to the Sixville Mall in an incredible shopping experience. Learn to survive with a double feature of The Meg and Deep Blue Sea. Strap on your shark fin hat and keep a beer in your hand always.  Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_medium=unkno...

It’s almost March, and the clown down the road has his green milkshakes back again. But at the Sixville Mall Theatre, we are keeping it Nice and Tight with a horny little man, who is not Wes for once, with a Matinee of Leprechaun in the Hood. Drop a beat and your pants because everyone's crazy for a short man with money.  Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/Sixvil...

Welcome to the Sixville Mall Theatre, it’s Toronto time, and Bhavna and Wes are doing a Double Feature of Scott Pilgrim VS the World and Johnny Mnemonic. That’s right, it’s all Toronto locations, magic pixie dream girls, and dolphin hackers. So get yourself a Pizza Pizza, a cold Mexican beer, and join us to see if videogames kill the cyber yakuza. At the Sixville Mall Theatre, we don’t launder shi...

Welcome to The Nice and Tight Matinee today, for your viewing pleasures we screen Blake Ridders Manor of Darkness “LOL We are so sorry.”  Come on down and distract yourself with the rest of the audience that is also coming down. Get stuck in a time loop searching for a less painful way to die.    Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_medium=unkno...

It’s February, and your favorite Professional Movie Podcasters (do not try at home) are running low on luck and sunshine so Bhavna and Wes are watching Logan Lucky 2017 and Sunshine 2007. Get ready to feel the heat of the sun like a roast chicken and wonder how JD Vance got to be married to Katie Holmes.  Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_med...

Welcome to The Wess Tester, the most entertaining form of psychological testing on the internet. Today our contestant is Ryan Speaman of the Cinematic Shenanagons. Can he take the test? Can he survive the 9 levels? Is he a robot? Lets find out.  You can find contestant Ryan Spearman at.  Instagram and Threads @Kingspearman19 Bluesky @kingspearman19  TikTok cinematic.shenanigans  Facebook Cinematic...

Welcome to Wes’s birthday double feature. Wes is taking y'all back to a simpler time, where America was a beautiful place filled with fast cars and a belief in weather science with a double feature of Days of Thunder and Twister (the one without the s or Glenn Powel) So come on down to the Sixville Mall Theatre, where the birthday cake tastes like pork products and the monkey just wants to fin...

The Sixville Mall Theatre cannot exist on Double Features alone. Who has the time for two long cinematic masterpieces? Every week? And besides, sometimes you just wanna slip into the theater for a quick date with the person you just met in the food court for a little “personal time" during lunch. So we introduce our second show The Nice and Tight Matinee. One film, 90 minutes or less and of q...

We at the Sixville Mall Theater want to make it clear that we recoded this double feature of The Princess Bride and Once Upon A Time In Hollywood just over 2 weeks before the tragic murder of Director Rob Reiner and his wife. This place may be cursed. You can find our guest Ryan Spearman at.  Instagram and Threads @Kingspearman19 Bluesky @kingspearman19  TikTok cinematic.shenanigans  Facebook Cine...

THE END OF THE YEAR IS EXTREMELY CUCKING NIGH, and we are doing a little wrap-up talk at the Sixville Mall. Just a little talk about what's come and what's coming. Join us, shall you? (That will make sense if you listen to the end) Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_...

IT’S FINALLY HERE, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS, THE FIRST ANNUAL SIXVILLE MALL CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. Bhavna and Wes are going all out in the name of the lost orphans with Hulk Hogans Cristmas Classic, Santa with Muscles and the highly underrated revenge film Home Alone 2, that’s right, the one with the Taco. We have multiple Christmas performances from the Bag of Squirrels, and there are zero rails on this Ch...

Do you feel it? In your fingers? In your toes? Is it the spirit of Christmas? It better be because The Sixville Mall Theater is continuing its Christmas Double Features with Love Actually and Scrooged. That means we are talking about 80s movie racism and what might happen if the pod people inherit the earth. Don’t forget the ghost of Christmas past is a plane hitting a tower.  Stay to the end for...

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME HOT CHRISTMAS ACTION? Come to the Sixville Mall in December for Iron Man 3 and Die Hard. Light up your Gwenith Paltro candles and run your naked toes through the carpet. Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink Our link tree...

ARE YOU READY TO RUN? Bhavna and Wes took a trip outside the mall to see the latest installment in the Richard Bachman cinematic universe. The Running Man 2025 How many times will the network censor Bhavna? Will Wes confess his bisexual feelings for Glen Powell? Where the hell is Brisket the dog? Find out in this off-Patreon bonus episode from Sixville Mall Entertainment. While we look for that to...

Unintended and unofficial “Ice Month” continues with a double feature of disaster with The Poseidon Adventure 1972 and The Day After Tomorrow 2004. Get that cold sinking feeling and scream some ice facts at God.  Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=cop...

It’s the episode that has been teased for months, and finally, Stone Cold and Hot Fuzz is here! It’s Biker Bozworth vs one of Bhavna's all-time favorites, and someone might get the death sentence. Come for the banter, stay for the Ice facts.  Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creato...

We are deep into Halloween at The Sixville Mall and Bhavna and Wes are literally at each other's throats (not literally) over Saw 3D and In The Mouth of Madness. Who will escape the trap? And who will mutate into a hideous Lovecraftian beast? This is the episode where Bhavna chooses violence, so don’t wait to listen. Find the Sixville Mall Entertainment Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMal...

Fall has fallen upon the Sixville mall, and October has arrived. Did you know Toronto, the home of the Sixville Mall, is a filming location? Bhava and Wes do, and they are covering Halloween movies clearly filmed in Toronto. We begin with Prom Night 1980 and Resident Evil Apocalypse 2004. Please don’t feed our tiny Halloween Goblin, you won’t like what she eats. Find the Sixville Mall Entertainmen...

The Sixville Mall Theater is open, and we have our FIRST GUEST EVER. Bhavna and special guest Akanksha Aurora (author of Chef's Kiss) are pulling Wes into the world of Bollywood, and he may never be the same. Join us for a double feature of Duplicate 1998 and Dil to Pagal Hai 1997. Come for the movies and stay for the hand stuff.  Find our guest Akanksha  Instagram @bombay_satire Tiktok @desib...

Its time for the sweet sweet candy. That's right Bhavna and Wes are covering the sexy films that make you wanna dance all wet. Flashdance and Magic Mike XXL, guess who picked what? Join us at the Sixville Mall for a hot wet September double feature. Find the Double Feature Creatures  Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=c...

Con Month is coming to an EXPLOSIVE end over on the Sixville Mall Patreon and Bhavna and Wes are driving the Con bit into the ground. Like what you hear? Join the Sixville Mall Preservation Society and get the full episode and more, yes more is coming like Wes's new video exclusive No Concessions where he reviews movie food. Join now and help save the Sixville Mall. patreon.com/SixvilleMallThe...

Bhava and Wes Still got themselves a Con Month. Join them and the Legendary Pythonid Cuck as they cover Conclave and The Wrath of Con. Find the Double Feature Creatures  Patreon  ⁠https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink⁠ Gmail ⁠doublefeaturecreaturespod@gmail.com⁠ Instagram  ⁠https://www.inst...

It's the very first theme month a the Sixville Mall Theatre and Bhava and Wes Got themselves a Con Month. Join them and the Legendary Pythonid Cuck as they cover Convoy and Con Air. Find the Double Feature Creatures  Patreon  https://patreon.com/SixvilleMallTheatre?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink Gmail doublefeaturecrea...