Double Deuce podcast

It's another dubious notetaking effort, but we are back to our usual 22+ minutes runtime (I know we still owe you like a minute from last time, don't worry, we're good for it). The Notes: Will's thinking about his yesterdays when he should be thinking about his tomorrows! Are the English meant to feel emotion like we do!? Anxiety Corner! The primary weapon of the English! If the situation is a-hap...

Hey hey, not a great job taking notes this episode but here are The Notes: Will has no idea what the episode number is! The intern question! We will choke your rivers with our dead – the Double Deuce guarantee! Only metaphorical corpses – the (other) Double Deuce guarantee! Ironically, I think it's an issue of advertising! We're having zoom troubles, and timekeeping troubles, but like all our trou...

Still zoomin' after all these years. The Notes: It's the Hour of the Deuce! Is Will erotic or evocative!? Will's singing is "E-rock-ative!" It's an Official Will Shoutout featuring the Official Will Shoutout Theme! Will has some ivory pipes, he makes the dirty people clean and the clean people dirty! 'Ol Ivory Pipes, the Ivory Pipes of Lawrence! Will shouts out Saltwell Farm Kitchen, a great place...

Back again! We couldn't record a new episode! But, don't worry, we still have a new episode! It's a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 11! None of the fanfare of last DecaDeuce's fabled CentenniDeuce, but most of the laughs, maybe more! The deep fans know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody's first issue, so here it is! Ten all-new mini 2 minute & 20 second (we all know they're longer than...

Still zooming cause football and other minor tragedies, and so this is the saddest episode ever! The Notes: We're the guests, but we're also the hosts! We find ourselves back at Timecop! What's your favorite time travel story!? This American Doc Hollywood! Are these lizard people or are they Texans!? If Will lived in the Ikea! Ethiopian food was the right choice! Will almost doesn't get to tell a...

Zooming after our big political episode, but back in person next week (with guests!). The Notes: Our editor is a cat! Will's relaxation tips: eat an edible and listen to lo-fi synth Skyrim music! A lot of people are listening and a lot of them are kind of grossed out! A little patreon sales (hit it up at patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod, despite what Nelson tries to tell you— he'd had an edible and was...

We've got an election this Tuesday so we're talking about it with fantastic guests! We've got Kansas Treasurer Lynn Rogers talking about his reelection bid and what the treasurer's office is doing for Kansans, and, keeping us on the rails, our friend, Lawrence Mayor Courtney Shipley! Then we close out with a drop in from Kansas State Senator Marci Francisco to talk about the judges and justices, a...

We're on the zoom again, but next episode is gonna be big. Check out the notes for more. The Notes: Nelson doesn't lie about flavor! Abiding by the laws of Flavortown! A dream of wings on every corner! Will's dreams all turn into nightmares! The retribution is swift! Will's improv games! The point for Will is the wallowing! This is a dark episode! Next episode has special guests! Happy Halloween!...

Zooming it this week! Big things in the weeks ahead, though, just wait! The Notes: No single Deuces here! We're like the Health Department! Ice Murder! Will wants to hear about your ice murders! Nelson is hot on the trail of a goldfish murderer! Nelson solves the goldfish murder the department tried to sweep under the rug! Will accidentally shits on his Oprah dream! Oprah dreams sometimes become O...

It's the second episode of the night and Molly Scanlon is back! The Notes: You know more days than us, probably! Nude Ed Parker callback! Robots, Science, and Funny Names! Troubled Teddy Bridge-Under-Troubled-Water! Gambling! Nelson is a good dog gambler! Horse gambling vs dog gambling! Don't trust the Chicago Bears! Long pig vs long sim! Long sim aside! The irresistible Bella Goth! Will's lifelon...

Molly Scanlon is here to guest, we're in person, we're having drinks, we're watching football, let's do this thing! The Notes: Will has spatial awareness! Sports Corner! Will and Molly are fantasy football co-managers! Fantasy talk! Who Dey!? Chili Corner! KC Current in the playoffs this coming Sunday! KU Football: no longer undefeated, still good! Nelson is Hitler's Wario! Molly is nervous about...

We're zooming because there's too much football this weekend (GO KU!), and we've got an Andy Morton-based weird mic situation, and it's the earliest we've ever recorded a Double Deuce before, but goddamn it, we're still here for you. The Notes: That Darn Andy Morton! Hollywood, have we got a movie for you! Will is going for an old Mountain Goats vibe on the patreon! Podcast skateboard tricks! Skat...

We're back in Nelson's kitchen for a second episode of the day! The Notes: Will's getting German up in here! Will has German friends! Germans call New Years Eve "Sylvester," and spend it watching Finner for One, apparently! Will's German friend would give Indiana Jones pause! Woodworking, Princess Diana, and DJing! Nelson spent time in a POW camp! Will did a bad parent thing! Ollie is a slow, nake...

It's a very special episode recorded in a new location: Nelson's kitchen! The Notes: We're telling secrets in Nelson's kitchen! Will tempts fate yet again! Old timey family cooking remembrances! Cylindrical bread! Remember when Chex Mix wasn't Chex Mix, merely Chex, what a nightmare! Will went to the Chex Mix factory and Nelson needs to know everything! Independence from England aside! Will used a...

Second episode of the night bad notes and lazy post-Massholes editing, let's go! The Notes: Rhyming Intro! Will's Michael Jackson lies! Will has a stubby flow! Will's woohoo needs work! Nelson earns double bonus oeuvre points! Nelson's reproductive health lies! Will's Hobbeger (sp?) Tales! Charting Will's love of lesbians! We Nerd Corner about Rings of Power an episode behind in the future past an...

Nelson ate a 5th Avenue and we're ready to roll! The Notes: A Butterfinger conversation that's long overdue! Will has a bone to pick with Butterfinger! Nelson is a 5th Avenue Boy! The monoculture is dead! Will is an agent of chaos! Teddy Roosevelt, there's some pros and cons! Fantasy Nerd TV Corner! Teddy Roosevelt to fantasy nerd to Lion Jesus pipeline! Soup to nuts! Bob Davis appreciation minute...

Our bandleader/lawyer Matt Gaus aka Spicy Beef Gaus and superfan Molly Scanlon are back again! Not a lot of notes, but here are The Notes! Exchange City: All DJs, No Doctors! Exchange City crimes! Exchange City check and wire fraud! Exchange City desert motel! Exchange City multiverse! Sliding Doors Exchange City! District 9 Exchange City! Enough Exchange City, time for Spider Talk! Spiders, spide...

Back in person and our lawyer/band leader Matt Gaus aka Spicy Beef Gaus and superfan Molly Scanlon are guesting! We have so much fun that we're short on notes! Let's do this thing! The Notes (such as they are): Venmo is causing social media static! Nelson loves Amber Fraley more than Will does! Shoutout to Will's birthday people! We're pitching the patreon again! Nelson is haunted by Exchange City...

We're on one final summer zoom due to high heat! Next week, we'll be back in person and should have special guest, bandleader/lawyer Spicy Beef Gaus! As for tonight's episode, though, the Notes: It's probably time for a new intro! Handy Rob Schulte hashtags! A little Rob Schulte love! Asking for ad dollars is Punk Rock! Taking copious notes is Punk Rock! Nelson is the most punk rock and therefore...

We're zooming cause it's hot! Congrats to Kansas for voting well, we didn't mention it in the episode but it needs saying! The Notes: If you haven't changed during the run of this podcast, you probably should! Happy Mental Health Land! We had a delightful live show last episode! Shoutout to our friends at RPG for hosting us, please give them your business and love, they deserve it! Will is changin...

We are back with our friends at RPG doing it live for you! The Notes: Our bandleader Matt "Spicy Beef" Gaus is back and he's got keyboards this time (we're going 8-bit, baby)! Our vibe is sex basement! It's the eve of George Jetson's birth! The George Jetson situation means the Water Wars are nigh! Epcot Center Freakout! Dragon assistant manager! Will doesn't know how to just go straight, let alon...

We're back for a second episode of the night free-for-all with returning special guests Jeremy Auman and Molly Scanlon! We're also time traveling in both directions, having recorded this a week in advance and then releasing it another week in advance with our live 350th episode scheduled for next week! It's like Tenet, but drunker! The Notes: Double-reverse time travel nonsense: Dr. Who could NEVE...

We're in person in Will's garage and we've got guests! Jeremy Auman is back and we have a Molly Scanlon drop in! The Notes: It's warm! Live show in 2 weeks! Auman is here with a rebuttal to Todd Soden's appearance in episode 339! Auman is also here to disparage D&D and conduct a blowjob poll! Auman is also here to argue that Van Halen is the best American rock band! It's around this point where we...

Back on the zoom again this week cause schedules were a little tight. Those dog days of summer are barking, you know!? Anywho, the Notes: Will is good at lyrics! Frenetic and off-putting! Will's time at McDonald's and its connection to the Vietnam War! Will flew too close to the sun and got got! Will embarrasses the women that he loves most! Nelson's Joker origin! Save the Prairie Park Nature Cent...

Hey, hey! Zoomed this one. Things were a little hectic what with national birthdays and close contact covid exposures, so we zoomed. It's Fourth of July weekend, so happy Fourth of July for the things that are still good about America and the dwindling things we can still love ironically as democracy continuously erodes into ethnonationalist theocracy. We don't really get into the holiday or the s...