Double Deuce podcast

The Notes: It's an ear podcast! Heraldry! Them Weapons is streaming! You're getting 2 bad cops! Metaphorical cops! Lawrence is a lot like the movie Backdraft! Kurt Russell is our fire department now! Firefighters are the cool cousins of cops! Will's Top 5 Things to Make You Prettier! Emulating the European penis! That's why Steve Jobs wore turtlenecks and was a huge dick! The German Episode! The r...

The Notes: Will's in an Ogden Nash vibe today! Giving back to the community for the love of the game! Just playing the hits! Will's mother was a cello and his father was a French horn! The micropenis of the orchestral set! At knifepoint, Nelson would choose the oboe! Old-timey music lawyer! You'll never be Spicy Beef Gaus, you'll never even match him! Terrifying hypothetical final form! Like Galad...

The Notes: Notes are a little squigdgey this time but it's cool, because time is a constant, and so you've already heard the episode, and these notes aren't a preview of what's to come, but merely a charming reminder of what you've already experienced, are currently experiencing, and will always experience! Anyhoo, Notes: Extreme focus! Your mom is having an affair! You probably didn't want to fin...

The Notes: The Deuce continues to double! Scientists are baffled, and they are afraid! Suns, how do they work!? Less-Fewer Blindness! Will slept with less and murdered fewer! Honey-trapped by a grammar prostitute! The British pronunciation of kaleidoscope! Would Will not play ball, or did he play entirely too much ball!? Will doesn't have enough balls! Hip deep in disgrace! Nelson specifies the re...

The Notes: We're doing a job! Football talk! I thought that town smelled bad  on the outside ! Old-timey baseball in old-timey England! National Lactation Day! The traditional relays! It's like a Japanese gameshow! Smaller roads and more assholes! The Great American Meat Pie! No more than 20% bat meat! Keep it gooey in there! Mustard up our fudge! German mole'! Germany's not exactly batting 1.000...

The Notes: We're a day late, but a pound strong! Coming up on a decade! The Applebee's Experience! Helping the Brits feel at home by taking them to Medieval Times! There's always more food! Will wants to chase some gator tail! Nelson reps Captain Jack's! Crab knuckles, yum! Seeing Star Trek IV with a coke dealer! Bring back expository tour guide scenes or the terrorists win! Happy birthday, Chad!...

The Notes: Prepare your ears! All ears welcome! Quick Sports Corner! Go to Will's panel this Saturday, 2pm, at Washburn! Get ready for Will's book events the first 2 Tuesdays in November! History of the MacArthur Genius Grant! Icing on the genius cake! Alfred "Dy-no-mite!" Nobel! Nelson is the Power Forward, Will is the Goalie! Come party with the Deuce! Insufferable nerd stuff! Will was Long Walk...

The Notes: See you in the gulags! A gulag with a view! Ours will be the most fun gulag! Modern day Hogan's Heroes! One Crazy Gulag! Celebrity gulag pals! We need a Lane Dobbler in our gulag! Filling up our gulag team! Our gulag vs the rich kids' gulag next door! The Inter-Gulag Games! There aren't enough boat movies these days! Will vs the Gruffalo! Philip vs Boris! Will loves getting slapped by l...

The Notes: Morning Deuce! Nelson is getting things done today! Will plugs it up! Will's Wasteland book is coming soon! Nelson's money is all tied up in prospecting! I can set you up with a gold tooth guy! Subscription has its advantages! Samuel L Jackson is looking out for us! Will is looking to get his nut! Will has Samuel L Jackson's nuts in his mouth! See Will at the Kansas Book Festival on Sat...

The Notes: Coach vibes! Are we coaches, or are we umpires!? Little Timmy's birthday! Little Timmy's Dark Backstory! Little Timmy's nazi birthday party! Somebody's starting to sound like one of Little Timmy's birthday guests! Will finished his time machine! Nelson isn't a time machine doctor! The goal is bad science! Wilford Brimley vs Morgan Freeman! Our impeccable Wilford Brimley impressions! Hal...

The Notes: Cleaning your ears with joy! The 3 Worst Times to Fall Asleep! Fame, do we want to live forever!? Family, or new, undiscovered islands!? You're their immortal great-great-grandpa, they have to invite you to the cookout! The trip-me-ups and pitfalls of immortality! Bill Shavehole! Good advice for mortal and immortal alike! Kids, always have a clean, new identity on you! Once again we spi...

The Notes: It may be too late to go out, but not to podcast (we're old)! Will's Lawrence Wasteland poem book with illustrations by Kent Smith is out this fall is coming soon! The perfect holiday gift for Lawrence lovers! Nelson uses his powers for good! Will accuses Nelson's net of excess width! Library of Congress! Bottoms Update! Our Bottoms Expert, Loren Saunders, shared valuable intel and we s...

The Notes: Guard dog on duty! Don't use your love to kill, dog! Falling down is bad business! We mortals are but shadows and dust! Cops do be legally lying, though! ACAB includes stripper cops! Nelson's complicated medical licensing! He's the peoples' podcaster, and the peoples' doctor! Things that piss Will off! The fine art of festival reviewing, managing expectations, and not being a dick! The...

Sorry again for the delay! The Notes: Monday night post-D&D session recording! Bad microphone etiquette! Nelson's got sound skills! Happys Gilmore! 90's comedy revival! A possible New Year's Eve live show!? Will is a 6-hour time traveler! Unaccompanied minors! The bag of fun! Airplane food – it's so good! The old 2 dinner airplane trick! Rumbling those internal tectonic plates! Will needs an aisle...

The Notes: Loving you like you want to be loved! What's Nelson's love language? Tacos! Tacos is a good language! All corn is wet sometimes! The secrets Nelson and Jesus keep! The holy trinity and omnipresence of the almighty means the song "I Think We're Alone Now" can't be about Jesus! Have you cuddled your Nelson today!? Nitty gritty cuddling! Will's love language is hand stuff! Will premieres h...

The Notes: Will is phlegmy today! Will's Tom Waits impression is way too jowly! Nelson's cat is desperate for attention! Shitty Deal Puppets at KC Fringe next week, see shttydeal.com for show dates/times! A free ticket to heaven and ears full of joy! Nelson's exhaustive exploration of Biff from Back to the Future! Is original movie Marty McFly a Mary Sue!? Looking for a young Marty McFly! The secr...

Interstate zoomin'! The Notes: Will is living in the Colorado future past! Will's been dancing with the temporal devil in the pale moon-time! The eastern Colorado buffer protecting the mountains from Kansas. Midwest DMZ! It's all prisons and bible radio! Wistful Colorado remembrances! Ryder-or-Die! Ghost town voting rights! Oyster problems and beer flight dreams! Steampunk Conroy's! Oysters v Oyst...

Zoomed last week, second episode in the session bad notes disclaimer! The Notes: Happy Birthday, Will! It's Will's birthday, here come the submarines! Bear dick corner! Canonically, that's Paddington in the Revenant! Will is shocked to learn Paddington has done time! The only panacea to the prison industrial complex is Paddington! Felony pop-up book theft is no joke! The Soviet socialist undertone...

The Notes: Will's mom is stalking him, but the police refuse to act! The dwarves know us as Deucedoublin! If you don't hashtag, Nelson will die! The Peter Pan performance where nobody clapped! Tinkerbell on the Challenger! This was your fault, kids, not NASA! We did it, we solved racism! Diff'rent Strokes to Obama to us! Judy Blume's snake cult! Ramona Quimby was one of the Manson women! Why you s...

Father's Day zoom! Happy day, Dads! The Notes: Nelson's cat is learning! Will has a new theory! Even for Topeka, that would be wild! Will's trying too hard to prove time travel! Tiny motorcycle salesman or tiny motorcycle salesman!? Nelson has several red lines re: public bathroom sexuality! Air Bud time travel clearly exists (there's no rule that says a dog can't travel through time)! Does Sarah...

Live Episode 500, the Penultimate Live Show, from the upstairs at Sinkers Lounge & Blade and Timber in Lawrence, Kansas! With a cavalcade of guests: Jason Keezer, Chelsea, Jacqueline Grunau, Librarian Lauren, Loren Saunders (we got double Laorens!), Shawn Franklin, Brian Moss, David, and Jeanne Averill! The Notes: Happy Pride! Jaq is working the bar! Jason Keezer's 30-year Christmas break! Will's...

Doing an early morning zoom on Nelson's Birthday! The Notes: Nelson takes the opportunity to back Will up! You're not crazy, episode 501 came out before 500, which is recording live this Saturday night and will be out next Sunday! Happy birthday Nelson! Will woke up grumpy! Will's dream of a grumpy old man on the bus talking crazy! The eternal battle between face cannibalism and violins! Will is T...

Silly, in-person, post-D&D session recording! The Notes ain't great, but they remain The Notes: 8 days of Deuce! The live show and the episode number do-si-do (Episode 501 will drop next week with the Live 500 in 2 weeks, back to the regular schedule after that)! Our future Live Episode 525 will also be Will's album release party! Will accidentally goes to a Porky's! What would Will go to hell for...

Sunday night zooming, baby, here to fight them scaries and make your Mondays shine! The Notes: See us live in 2 weeks on Saturday, June 7th, 8pm at Blade & Timber in Lawrence, KS! Lots of stuff to do in June including both our birthdays! See us in Massholes 2 weeks later, Saturday, June 20th, 8pm, at Maceli's in Lawrence, KS! Nelson & Keezer are the Lincoln and Douglas of local comedy politics! Ke...

Sunday night post-nap zoom, shout out to the Moms! The Notes: Live show coming, tiny schedule shift, Saturday June 7th at the Blade & Timber in downtown LFK! Why does your underage protagonist have to flash ween at an underage ghost to move your plot forward!? The moaning is the problem! The animal nudity spectrum! Wearing Megadeth jams at the Hoe-down! I don't got a horse license! Doc Brown misse...