Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)

IT IS GHOSTOBER!!!!!! That means we're watching "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"! www.coolparent.co

Justy Boy has a new segment and it's a real doozy! We also have some killer Pervert Proverbs and a Truckdate . Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co

Missed Connections , Mystery Ship , and some world-building for a movie called "Boat World." Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co

You will love this episode. It's got everything: Groff The Chain , weird and wordy t-shirts, David Lee Roth, goblin poetry, and Brad Pitt! Please enjoy responsibly. www.coolparents.co

We have a Mystery Ship regarding the Green Children of Woolpit , a Truckdate involving a real-life truck with a chimney, and some good old fashioned dung talk. www.coolparents.co

This is our 400th episode, so we decided to jam as many segments in as possible! Thanks for listening to our goofs for all these years, we are truly BLEST. www.coolparents.co

Do you know about Box Theory? Take a listen, it'll change your life. We got a bunch of topics on the table here: Mystery Ship : Lemuria/Mt. Shasta, Yearbook Photos , warlocks, and much more! www.coolparents.co

We're talking about "4x4" by the metalcore band Gideon in a new Tough Guy Poetry . We're also talking about Missed Connections and pitching a Tony Hawk's Pro Skater movie. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co

Would you eat the mummy's sourdough? Hope not... We have a Mummy Update , a Truckdate , Googie Reviewbies , and that untitled segment about movie synopses based only on their titles. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co

This one's got it all! Pervert Proverbs , Bigfoot Update , and Charlatan of the Week , oh myyyyy! www.coolparents.co

The main event in this episode is The Fuck He Said??? featuring Ceremony's new song "Other Hells," and it's a doozy. We also have a whole lotta HORSE to discuss and a dash of Bigfoot. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co

Tindergarten Cops is back and now it has a theme song! Also: Ancient Roman Bone Penis . www.coolparents.co

Our pipes are all pink on the inside... This episode contains Googie Revoobies , Missed Connections , and Clickbait Headlines , so strap in! www.coolparents.co

Ked Woodley, a couple Garys, a British dinosaur, and a mess of other crap for your listening pleasure! www.coolparents.co

This one's gonna grab ya and shake ya, cuz we've got a brand new segment called Minute Movie Madness along with a Robert Zombie edition of The Fuck They Said??? and the epic conclusion of Homeworld. www.coolparents.co

Curtis wrote some great science fiction stories in middle school. Justy Boy reads them with gusto. Pervert Proverbs makes an appearance and so does a decapitated Bigfoot. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co

It's Academy Awards season, so we're giving you a rundown of all the plots of the Best Picture nominees, based solely on the titles. Also, some Googie Reviewbies and a Truckdate . This episode is not sponsored by 1-800-ASK-GARY. www.coolparents.co

We're back and so is I Love This Business! Curtis also has a lot to say about his trip to Florida while Jesse "The Body" Ventura has a lot to say about the "draft-dodging coward" in the white house. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co

Justy Boy is sick, so here is the latest episode of Good Graphics, please check it out! :) www.coolparents.co

Our first Christmas special! Give it a listen, or sign up for our Patreon to watch the video version (if you haven't already). Gary Crissmiss! www.coolparents.co

Googie Reviewbies is the main event today. Justy Boy also brought some Missed Connections . Please enjoy! www.coolparents.co

Yes, you read that right. You know what that means? Buttermans are back! Also, Curtis brought a book he wrote in 1996 when he was 7 called "The Ship." You're gonna love it. www.coolparents.co

Confused by the title? You should be. Listen to a brand new batch of incredible Pervert Proverbs to understand . www.coolparents.co

Happy Ghostober! We gotta talk about some Frankensteins. Also, Justy Boy brings us Chop Quiz and we try to decipher Davey Havok's AFI vocals. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co

This commentary track for the Disney classic "Hocus Pocus" was recorded exclusively for our Patreon back in the year of our lord 2021. It's time to release it to the masses just in time for Heckoween 2025! Much, much more available exclusively on our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/coolparents www.coolparents.co