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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Comedy EN ↓ Епізодів: 462

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

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210: Reviews of Hallmark Christmas Movies 08.12.2022 1:07:22

Come ride the American Idol/Soap Opera/Hallmark Pipeline with us! Get your Wezzle pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme b...

209: Reviews of Towns with Lewd Names 08.12.2022 1:14:31

Was Coolio talking about a Chuck E. Cheese? Get your Wezzle pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music b...

208: Reviews of Caves 23.11.2022 1:25:43

Who killed a snake in here? Get your Wezzle pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyo...

207: Reviews of Ben & Jerry's 16.11.2022 1:07:15

Repeat after us: MORALS! OVER! FROZEN! MILK! Get your Wezzle pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music...

206: Reviews of Our Dad's Mail 09.11.2022 1:11:54

Coming Soon: Beach Too Sandy X Stinky Boy Get your Wezzle pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by...

205: Reviews of HOT TOPIC 02.11.2022 57:15

Only having $9 billion is like shoving a ping pong ball up your nose. Get your hoodie!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme b...

Between You And Us: Episode 41 31.10.2022 35:27

Want more bonus content? Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Get your hoodie!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about you...

204: Reviews of Chuck E. Cheese 26.10.2022 1:31:39

We would like to citizens arrest Charles Entertainment Cheese. -Love, Xandy and Xtine Get your hoodie!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney A...

203: Reviews of Spirit Halloween Stores 19.10.2022 43:09

More like (Demonic) Spirit Halloween Stores amirite? Get your hoodie!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Mu...

202: The Eek! Episode 12.10.2022 1:05:30

Your favorite eductinal podcast is back! Get your hoodie!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVO...

201: Reviews of Children's Shows 05.10.2022 1:18:44

WARNING: Episode contains spoilers for Caillou. Get your hoodie!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music b...

Between You And Us: Episode 40 30.09.2022 28:17

Want more bonus content? Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Get your Porch Pegging pin and dad hats!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyo...

200: Reviews of Our Embarrassing Moments 28.09.2022 1:40:36

If this episode doesn't get our podcast into the Library of Congress, we don't know what will. Porch Pegging and dad hats are in!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tour Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stre...

199: Wedding Chapels in Las Vegas, NV 21.09.2022 58:01

Porch Pegging and dad hats are in!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tour Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Cour...

198: Reviews of Matchmaking Services 14.09.2022 1:10:43

Porch Pegging is in!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tour Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura....

197: Reviews of Board Games 07.09.2022 55:41

Games and balls. Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tour Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Get our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.c...

196: Reviews of Useless Wish Products 31.08.2022 59:10

We're all thumbs if you know what we mean... Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tour Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Get our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out...

Between You And Us: Episode 39 29.08.2022 24:21

Want more bonus content? Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Get ready for our new Bitch Too Sandy pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and t...

Between You And Us: Episode 38 26.08.2022 31:15

195: Reviews of 55+ Communities 24.08.2022 48:37

I don't remember this, but in Christine's notes she wrote "Decatur, AL, Porno" and that probably sums up this episode somehow. Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tour Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Get our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https:...

194: Reviews of Summer Camps 17.08.2022 1:14:34

Warning: This episode might induce estranged relations with one's parents. Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tour Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Get our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twi...

193: Reviews of Cruises 10.08.2022 1:34:42

At the core, the true Xandy is a cool cruiser EEK! Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tour Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Get our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Che...

192: Reviews of Claire's 03.08.2022 1:15:51

Listen to find out where the Teletubbies got their work done. Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tour Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Get our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandys...

191: Reviews of Recipes 27.07.2022 1:06:02

“…And if you gaze long into the food blog. The food blog gazes also into you.” - Friedrich Nietzsche Buy your tickets for our Chicago (Beantown) show! beachtoosandy.com/tour Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Get our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/haunt...

190: Reviews of Cemeteries 20.07.2022 1:06:47

What kind of loon wants to steal from a pet cemetery? Well, it might be someone closer to you than you think. Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Get our new Bitch Too Sandy pin and pin board!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagra...