ASBC / Father (Art) and Son (Elliot) Talk About Everything

S3 : EP 10 “Is This Your First Day on Earth? 🌍” This episode is all over the place, in the best way. 😂 We’re talking about sports fans and why they act like their team winning is the best day of their life. I’m more of a bandwagon sports fan, so don’t start quizzing me about players from 10 years ago! 😂 We also talk about conspiracy theories, people who think their job title makes them better t...

S3 : EP 9 “Sanpaku Jolly Bee 🐝 Eyes” 👁️ What a crappy year so far… everybody’s dying, we’re running on fumes, and somehow Arty Sneezed took a vacation to Shinjuku, Japan 🇯🇵 — Godzilla capital, wall-to-wall people, and apparently NO KIDS. 😂 Meanwhile, back in Texas: Jollibee has good food but moves at the speed of continental drift. 🍗💀 Extremely slow. Extremely unorganized. Ahhh… the joy of bei...

S3 : EP 8 We brought Fleas to the Zoo Party… then survived the 117° road-trip-from-hell to get to Texas (Home). Three states, busted A/C, and enough heat to question every life choice. 🥵 We get into family, boundaries, relationships, goals, stress eating, and why litter bugs deserve a special place in hell. 😂 Buckle up. It’s messy, honest, and slightly overheated. Don't forget to follow us a...

S3 : EP 7 — Making New Math: You Stepping Over the Line! 🎙️ We’re talking confusion today, childhood trauma, protecting your peace, victim mentality, secrets, bad people winning, and why healthy disagreement matters. From; tech necks, cavity conspiracies, and brutally honest friendships — this episode is funny, raw, unhinged, and somehow still healing. We big each other up, then immediately talk s...

S3 : EP6 - “Do you kiss your pet on the lips”? Zero patience. Infinite petty rage. This podcast dives into the everyday nonsense that quietly ruins our sanity—from baby talk with your pets to “Foods we won’t try”. It’s, sarcastic, and just self-aware enough to admit we might be the problem. Tune in, get annoyed, feel seen. Don't forget to follow us and share some feedback Email us your questio...

S3 : EP5 “Cheeto Dust on all my Fingers” Goes all-in on guilty pleasures; the messy, embarrassing, weirdly satisfying kind. From stress-eating binges and a childhood lemon-eating disaster to athlete’s foot confessions and an ice-cold slushee Snapple obsession, nothing is off-limits. Add telemarketer avoidance and side eye for people who skip the sink after using public restrooms, and you’ve got ch...

S3 : EP4 — “What’s going on here, mate?” We’re back from Cancun—sunburned, overcharged, and questioning everything. From a wild Michael Jackson impersonator at The Borracho Burro Cantina to strangers hijacking conversations like unpaid co-hosts, it gets weird fast. We debate whether travel is overrated, touch on how different cultures handle death, and Fry some Fish: Texas freeways (Elliot’s enemy...

S3 : EP2 “Yes, I’m the Troll 👿… and What of It?” This week we’re calling out the weird little things humans do on autopilot—like smacking the remote like it owes us rent, aggressively mashing elevator buttons, and opening the fridge for the 6th time hoping a pizza magically spawned. We also dive into the completely made-up social rules everyone obeys for no reason: the awkward “after you” door st...

S3 : EP 1 “That’s a Toe Tapper” Do you feel music… or is it just background noise while you shampoo? 🎧 This week we dive into whether people actually connect to lyrics or just vibe on the surface. Are you the “music is my entire personality” type, or the “wait… there were words?” type? Meanwhile, we’ve got fish to fry: Elliot is personally victimized by the lack of a home water dispenser, declare...

S2 : EP 26 Episode 1: “Ride It Until the Roller Skate Wheel Falls Off” This episode is about knowing when to quit… and all the dumb places we refuse to. We talk eating food that’s clearly expired, living off lunch specials like it’s a religion, reusing plastic utensils like pioneers, and why loud sneezers act like they’re performing for Broadway. We rant about parents who won’t be the boss, public...

S2 : EP25 Welcome to : You’re officially a Sliding Ankle Sock 🧦 Annoying, uncomfortable, and somehow everywhere. Kinda of like people who eat your food and expect you to share but hide their food in their room so they don’t have to share. They make things uncomfortable, sort of like a sliding ankle sock. We bounce through chaotic debates like ranch vs. farm, school, Stranger Things, and the ultim...

S2 : EP 24 Schooled at Home, my Classmate is the Couch” In this episode, we dive into the pros and cons of homeschooling—what works, what doesn’t, and everything in between. We also explore therapy, with Arty sharing how he’s grown more open to it as he gets older. School safety and bullying are also on the table, because no one should have to deal with it. We talk about chosen family and why some...

S2: EP 23 – “Trust Your Gut” explores why intuition is often smarter than overthinking and peer pressure. We talk about what happens when you ignore that inner voice—regret, stress, bad decisions, and moments where you think, I knew this felt wrong. From exams to real-life chaos, not trusting yourself usually backfires. The episode also digs into relying on other people’s opinions, especially when...

S2 : EP 22 “Explaining Idioms to an Idiot” This week, we’re diving into idioms—the phrases that sound normal until you actually listen to them. Why are we cracking nuts, judging books, and comparing humans to cucumbers? No clue, but we’re pretending to be experts. We break down classics like “A hard nut to crack,” “Better late than never,” and the ever-snobby “born with a silver spoon.”If you’ve e...

S2 : EP21 *What do we really know about A.I?* From utopian tech dreams to existential meltdowns, we dive into how AI is reshaping everything jobs, truth, privacy, even your brain’s ability to tell real from fake. It’s part science, part panic attack, and all brutally honest. Join us as we roast the hype, decode the fear, and laugh through humanity’s awkward transition into the age of intelligent m...

Episode 20 Season 2 Is Having Kids Worth It? (Seriously, Though.) Welcome to the podcast that asks the brutally honest question most people are too scared (or sleep-deprived) to say out loud: Are kids really worth it? We’re not here to scare you off or recruit you to Team Child-Free — we’re here to balance the baby books. Everyone talks about the magical moments, but what about the identity crises...

Episode 19 Season 2 *Are second chances worth it* Let’s get real—not all family deserves a seat at your table. The truth? Sometimes the healthiest thing you can do is cut ties and keep it pushin’. Sure, forgiveness is noble, but so is protecting your peace. Join us as we unpack second chances, sketchy relatives, and why walking away might just be the glow-up move psychology approves. Warning: may...

S2 : EP18 Are you born with a resting B face or is it something you develop? (Spoiler: there's an actual condition for it.) Why do we side-eye people who smile too much? Is it creepy? And can you actually tell when someone's smile is fake? Let’s dive into why some of us can’t smile back, even though it costs us nothing. Can a smile reflect your soul, or are some people just born grumpy? Oh, and wh...

S2 : EP 17 Trendzzz from today and way back when From flannel-wrapped grunge kids and neon rave zombies to Napster downloads that took three days (and crashed at 98%), we dive into the wildest trends from the 90s and beyond. Expect Dr. Martens, bowl cuts, frosted tips, fanny packs, pacifiers & a soundtrack of thumping house beats. We’ll also break down why women fall  for performative men—you...

S2 : EP16 Rule of Thumb If you’re still using your roommate’s toothbrush to clean the bottom of your shoes, this one’s for you. We talk hygiene crimes: sleeping in makeup, mystery towels, tampon time bombs, and why flushable wipes > TP. Bonus: revenge toothbrush stories and shower confessions that may scar you. Don’t worry, it’s all (sort of) educational. Art Vile’s TikTok: @artysneezed Visit o...

🎙️S2 : EP15 "What’s the Rush? Settle Down, It’s Only Life" Why are we all sprinting toward burnout like there’s a prize at the end? This week, we hit pause on hustle culture and talk:     •    Siestas, slow living, and why other countries have it all figured out     •    Green spaces     •    Stress, burnout, and the mental health dumpster fire of modern life     •    Kids: option, not obligation...

S2 : EP 14 What the hell is Mercury in retrograde? Come and find out in this episode as Elliot and his girlfriend Yanelly talk about interesting changes in their lives, a deep convo and the steps people should take to be truly happy. You cant blame everything on the stars.! have questions? Ask Here: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes@gmail.com website: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.com

🎧 S2 : EP13: “Energy Vampires keep zapping me” Ever feel emotionally mugged after a convo? Yeah, you just got zapped by an energy vampire. These people thrive on your empathy and leave you feeling like a drained phone battery at 3%. In this episode, we’re calling them out, judging (yes, judging) with pride, and diving into why some people, places, and even pets either lift you up—or suck the soul...

S2 : EP 12 🎧 Do You Have the Hustle? Let’s be real — some people were born ready to sprint through life, others are still looking for the motivation to get off the couch... and they’ve been “thinking about it” since 2009. This podcast is not for the lukewarm, the half-asleep, or the "I’ll do it when I get a raise" crowd. It’s for the ones with fire in their gut and purpose in their play...

S2 : EP 11 – "Make Up Your Damn Mind" You know that person who can't decide what they want to eat but will absolutely complain about your choice? Or the one who makes up their mind, then spends the next hour whining about it? Yeah, we’ve all been there. In this episode, we dive into the chaotic world of indecision: why we take forever to make choices, why we second-guess ourselves, a...