Tutor Reviews

Man, it's been so long since I've done commentary, I forgot how to do my own outro at the end of this thing, so bare with me!... It felt good to get back to work, but this movie was definitely one for the books. Enjoy, people.

All I'm going to say is that Zack Cregger is looking to be 3 for 3 at this point... Horror vibes are on deck, which is exactly what the Resident Evil franchise needs on screen. Enjoy, folks.

DC is on their horror run finally, so y'all already know I'm on board for it... The hard part will be keeping this wave going moving forward if this does well, but who doesn't love a great Batman villain on screen? Especially one centered around body horror. Enjoy, people.

Round One... Fight! Enjoy, y'all.

Looks old Johnny here has put a bit more pep in his step, which is exactly what this sequel needed... I like that. Enjoy, y'all.

First of all, let's welcome Riyan back to the show, who gave an epic intro for and contributed to the Halloween 2007 IntoxiCommentary (With Donnie also)... She was kind enough to chime in on some Fast & Furious franchise chat, and she knew way more than I assumed. Enjoy, folks. ***I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC!!!***

Round Two... FIGHT! Enjoy, people.

These are the horror elements we should've been getting since 2017 when it comes to a Mummy remake... Even if this isn't as good as it looks, it's already on the right track with the tone. Creepy stuff. Enjoy, y'all.

Yeah, no... To put it very simply. Enjoy, people.

I was in no way prepared for this... Enjoy, folks.

This feels very weird, but maybe that's exactly what this franchise needs at this point... Here's hoping. Enjoy, people.

The Moonwalker is here... Enjoy, y'all.

Back to the cornfields, but only this time, we're actually getting kids killing adults like we were supposed to get in the first place... Everybody should be smiling. Enjoy, folks.

I know Spooky Season hasn't been what it usually has been on the show, but I had to get something along the lines of horror out to everyone... And what better to do than to travel to Gatlin for a nice discussion about our beloved children. Enjoy, people.

Another day, another remake... Let's see what horrific hijinks this new nanny can come up with for the family. Enjoy, folks.

I went into this blind but all I knew was that there were women, drinks and some T&A present... The delivery was received. Enjoy, people.

Well, that Anaconda reboot I wanted to see happen years back is finally on the way, just in time for Christmas... I'll let y'all decide whether that's a good or bad thing. Enjoy, people.

Dora has come to life in a live action film that I've never seen, and that was absolutely on purpose... But I gave it a fair shot and tried to ignore the fact that this has never been on my radar. I do love a good adventure, though. Enjoy, folks.

I'm back to the requests, and I think I'll keep it going for y'all... This episode has taken us back to a campsite that Jason would either enjoy or steer clear from. Enjoy, folks.

Rian Johnson, ladies and gentlemen... Just let him cook, let the amazing cast assemble, and let the mystery begin. Enjoy, people.

This came out during a time where the idea of interracial anything was frowned upon, but it's so exaggerated that they make it feel like the 1920s... Which also makes for some good comedic moments. Especially since this is Denzel Washington's big screen debut. Enjoy, people.

Jason Voorhees has been gone long enough... Let's see what he's made of years later. Enjoy, y'all.

It's beautiful... Simply beautiful. Enjoy, people.

There's a Legend 'round here... A killer buried, but not dead. But any excitement I could've had for this "vignette" is surely dead on arrival. As long as Jason is alive and well, I may change my mind here, but do better. Enjoy, folks.

Since the recent MK2 trailer set the world on fire for all the right reasons, I decided to go back and see how well or not this one holds up... For all the wrong reasons. Enjoy, people.