The Bar is Open with Beth and Greg Podcast

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Look, we don't know what we're talking about, so take all of this with a grain of salt. What we do know is that people do weird things and we have some stories to share. Feel free to share yours with us! Plus, we've got a Tiger Woods meme update, some alien talk, a real pickle of a crime, Jonathan the Tortoise is still alive, and some amazing feel goods, pun intended. G...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Artemis II took off successfully today. Let's look at their flight plans and what they look to accomplish. While amazing people are flying space shuttles, we have stupid people hitting themselves in the face with hammers, and of course Kristi Noem's Husband is into interesting things. Kristi is no saint. Grab a beer, let's celebrate American Greatness! #artemisII #space...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Tiger Woods is back at it again. Tiger was arrested under suspicion of DUI after another rollover accident. Aliens are abducting people at an alarming rate and some states have higher numbers than others, let's track them down. Maybe it's time for a UFO abduction on Tiger. Food for thought. Also, the Pope is creating an Exorcism Army, God only knows why, literally. We'v...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Alan Ritchson, AKA Jack Reacher, hates bullies and the video proves it. Seven amazing dogs, led by an incredible Corgi, escaped certain death and returned home. Is the future of this country doomed based on these kids at spring break? Or are we all old? A quad amputee cornhole champ takes out his friend while driving his own car, INSANE story. Plus, a crazy plane crash...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! We lost an absolute icon and legend, Chuck Norris. Chuck was one of Greg's all-time favorite action stars growing up. Let's cover his life, the Chuck Norris'isms and all of his acting roles. Another weird story, kids doing stupid shit, imagine that. The Bachelorette was cancelled because she's bat shit crazy. Don't come after us, it's true. Plus, were going to drink bee...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! We've got another strange one for you! Let's start with Gerald the Dolphin, who kidnapped a man, dragged him into the sea for three days, and made him build a dolphin city. Then let him go and told him he would be back for round two. Shia Lebouf is in Rome and needs a match. A Zookeeper gets a love bite from a lion. Plus, a dude twerking on a jeep get's launched, a chil...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Beth got into a car accident this morning, so let's do a Beth's whiskey review to recover. Let's research the best and worst Urban Dictionary searches out there. What's happening in Iran, a breakdown from the internet. Plus, some great feel goods, and a bunch of other wild stories. Grab a whiskey and come hang out! #UrbanDictionary #WhiskeyReview #Iran #feelgood #podcas...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Greg went to the Dentist today and came up with a new business proposal, it's probably offensive to some, but a tremendous opportunity for others. Bikini Hygienist or Dentist. What other things can we Bikini? Some weirdos think Timothee Chalamet is hotter than Henry Cavill, insane. Who are you voting for Secretary of Shrimp? bunk Bed nightmare for you parents! Ladies st...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! What does it take to survive a nuclear blast? Based on Nostradamus we better be ready. Thankfully, we have ChatGPT to tell us all of the necessary steps. Prepare or else! Britney Spears got a dui, come one Brit! Plus, a bull goes on a rampage, Hotwifing is a thing, and what would you watch if you could Remote View? #britneyspears #nuclear #cuck #feelgood #podcast Check...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Billy Idol is an absolute rock star, wait until you hear this story. We are at war again, what happens if it goes nuclear, who survives? Let's check out some eyebrows and the new facial women are into. Plus, an elevator just about kills a guy, dude with the world's smallest peen is sorry for sending pics, and another dude with a triple donger. Get ready, this one's gonn...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Conspiracy Time! Was Britney Cloned? What about her teeth! There's a bird that is going to make you crap yourself in Florida. Feel Goods are top notch tonight! Grab a beer and come sit by this fire. You don't want to miss it! #britneyspears #florida #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Rea...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Is Trump going to release the space alien docs? When will we get to meet them? Some HERO movers saved a kid who was abducted and they all deserve medals. What the hell is Looksmaxing? We've got a strange Real or Fake video that you won't be able to explain... Plus, a guy who hooked up with roadkill, and a whole lot more! Grab a drink, it's Hump Day! #aliens #Heromovers...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Punch is going to grow up and beat all their asses! Beth has a Happy Ending Option; we will see what that means. Nurse Rachel has another warning about putting things in your rectum. What would you do if you found out you were accidentally the richest person on the planet? Plus, we have some amazing feel goods, beers, and the best group of people to hang out with ever i...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! There's a Macaque (Monkey) in Japan who has gone absolutely viral and is stealing everyone's hearts. Obama accidentally told the world aliens are real, so that's fun. Lady leaves her dog at the airport and should be dropped out of a plane. Gen Z is skipping fun for sleep, weirdos. Of course we have the Feel Goods! Grab a hump day drink, it's almost the weekend! #Punch #...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Robert F. Kennedy Jr. isn't scared of a toilet seat, he's not scared of shit! Olympic update - we're in third and that's terrible. Elon wants a Moon catapult for humanity. Australia has a new spider, and it will kill you twice, its name is Big Boy and feel goods! Grab a drink, Beth is back! #RFK #Olympics #spiders #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! We woke up with an air traffic shut down in El Paso, hoping for aliens, by afternoon it was just balloons. What actually happened? A pizza guy delivered a pie to Savannah Gutherie's mom's house, whoops! Olympic updates! Medals, some crazy injuries, and the drones are stupid. A gold medalist shares his dirty laundry with the world. In real famous people news, Britney Spe...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! 2026 Olympics are off with a bang! And it's all about the penises and ski jumping. A Savannah Guthrie's mother update, a new message was sent to the news station in AZ. Japan has a new sushi role, the Crazy Human Role. Trump's recent truth social post was not a good look. Super Bowl LX predictions and plans for the big day. Plus, a US Marshall kicked a dog like a comple...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Savannah Guthrie's mother was abducted over the weekend, and the authorities only have limited information. Let's talk about it! A Hero kid swims 4 kilometers and runs 2 to save his family swept out to sea. A snow leopard bit a chicks face off all for a selfie. Are these conjoined twins Ai or real? Plus, a whole lot more. Grab a drink and kick back! #SavannahGuthrie #he...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! $1 million or 1 year in Prison, that's the offer, from a judge, what would you do? A video proving why you and your kids should be training in some kind of self-defense. Another episode of real or fake, are this guy arms and legs Ai? Plus, Beth's got a Whiskey Review for us, and a bunch of other craziness! Grab a drink, it's Friday night! #Selfdefence #million #prison #...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Big Candy has been trying to take us out per Florida. The NFL Hall of Fame is a Joke! Sydney Sweeney has a new clothing line. The world's oldest sex works are sharing their secrets. Plus, a whole bunch more. Grab a Coke, it's time to get weird! #Candy #Poison #SidneySweeney #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lam...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! The Freeze is upon us! Time to hunker down and get some snacks and beers flowing! This is the perfect time to talk dating advice, does size really matter, and where you should meet your next Ex. Pus, a crazy dog story out of Spain, Greg met a Vet at a bar when he was getting firewood, and a whole bunch more! Get your scarf wrapped snugly, it's time to kick back. #Global...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! The Great Freeze of 2026 is upon us! Repent! Buy toilet paper and beer! While you're at it consider ghosting your significant other for 24 hours. There's a new dating app that requires men put down a deposit to go on a date, it's insane. UK WTF news, marrying your cousin was almost a thing. Plus, a bunch of other craziness. Grab drink, sit bac and relax! #freeze #relati...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Good Lord, we might be the luckiest and best country on the planet, who am I kidding, the US is the Greatest. You want to know why? Because we don't have insane liquor prices like the rest of the world and giant spiders only exist in Australia. OH! The fuk-off lady went viral this week(video), let's watch that, Liquid Death (not a sponsor - but would love you to be) has...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Kiefer has gone and done it again, he got himself arrested in an Uber and this story is as crazy as he is. The DOD has a sex toy problem evidently, they keep on getting the adult toys. Trump flipped off a guy, that's always fun. Oh, and gravity is going to turn off this summer. Plus, we've got a real or fake creepy video, and a whole lot more! Grab a bottle of your favo...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's Beth's Birthday so we need to have a chat about aging. How old do you feel? It's always nice to know what inventions have been created since 1970 by year. A crazy kid wants to take everyone out, a dude has 100 skeletons on his property, and the man with the world's smallest peen. There's a whole lot more going on in here. It's also Beth's Whiskey Review Time, she d...