Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

Kim closes out the summer by telling Ket about Deep Blue Sea starring a tall stalk of corn (CORN!), Thomas Jayne, a city traffic light, MICHAEL Rappaport, Samuel L. Jackson, and “Mr. ‘99,” LL Cool J. The girls learn the difference between a squab and squall. They employ their tried and true couch measurement system to measure sharks and THEIR BRAINS. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will stay...

Summer travels continue for one more week for Kim and Ket! So, this week they’re re-releasing an episode from way back in 2019 where the girls covered... Orphan! Let’s all bone up on this one before the girls cover the prequel in an episode soon to come! Ep. 63: Orphan: “The Tale of the Revenge of the Creepy Crapbag Kid” Ket tells Kim about Orphan starring Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard and Isabell...

Kim tells Ket about the 1973 episode of Night Gallery starring Sally Field. Ketryn… umm… did not do well. To be fair she was a few seltzers deep… also she’s not very good at the game. This live show was for Horrible Imaginings Film Festival and the episode was chosen by the festival’s founder, Miguel Rodriguez. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Night Gallery: Whisper. Dir. J...

Ket tells Kim about the Hulu release, Prey. Listen… you heard it here first: Predator. Is. A. Daddy. And he does NOT skip leg day. He, also, appears to be on Demon Jerry’s family tree, according to Jerry’s recent 23andMe! Naru, played by Amber Midthunder, definitely deserves an induction into the Final Girl Hall of Fame. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Prey. Dir. Dan Trach...

Kim tells Ket about The Hole in the Ground starring an Irish child that Kim wants to steal. They cover a plethora of topics! How should one source out their murders? What is the best way to make sure your child has an adorable Irish or British accent, despite not having one yourself? What kind of adorable decorations should we get for Kim’s “The Hole in the Ground” future baby shower? Lee Cronin,...

Ket tells Kim about The Resort starring Brock O’Hurn. Listen… movies are tough to make. The girls point out that Arik would definitely be responsible for Ketryn’s backpack. And if you really gotta get over a fence, at least consider going under it first. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Resort. Dir/Writer: Taylor Chien Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! KI...

Kim tells Ket about Goodnight Mommy and gives Ketryn yet another reason to not want a creepy crapbag of her own. Ket also tells the Sammies about her very own horror movie she lived through where her house was infested with the musical festival for Flies: Lilith Fair featuring Jimmy Buffet at Monsterpalooza. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Goodnight Mommy. Dir. Severin Fia...

Ket tells Kim about the 2018 Indian film, Tumbbad. Remember Sexy Goop Body, Frank, from Hellraiser? Well, you’ll never guess who we ran into! Sexy Goop Body’s Grandma! She… does not look great. The girls would also like to tell you about an exciting new business investment! It’s an opium den… but with Daddies. Less Opium. More Daddies. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Tumbb...

Kim tells Ket about the French film, High Tension, starring Cecile de France and Maiwen. The girls are back from their travels and hit the ground with giggles galore! They discuss the habits of rich French ladies and their gas station attendant escorts. They discuss the spectrum of bummerations and gettin’ your “grumbles.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in High Tension. Dir....

Recorded live in October 2021, Kim and their dear friend Paige -- @thehorrorlifecoach -- tell Ket about Puppet Master, starring… alcohol. Strap in, Sammies. If you think episodes are long-winded when they're sober… I mean, do you even KKSAM, bro?! Not gonna lie, Ketryn remembers NONE of this movie. ENJOY! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Puppet Master. Dir. David Schmoeller...

Hi Sammies! The girls have a bit of traveling to do, so we're bringing you a re-release from back in the DAY! In honor of our final “Pride” episode, here is a special edition of our 101st episode, Lyle, with an added snippet from our exclusive Patreon Post-Mortem we did for the film. Join our Patreon for the full video and hundreds more hours of BONE CON! (Bonus Content) https://www.patreon.com/ki...

Ket tells Kim about the steamy 1983 horror starring David Bowie, Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon, continuing their “Pride Picks” for the month. The girls open the episode by stating that Kim is wearing trash on her head and knowing nothing about Tony Scott. Oh! How far the mighty have fallen. Ket also comes out as a Cape enthusiast… like that was news to literally anyone. They also encounter...

To commemorate Kim and Ket’s 200th episode, we are having our first official Sammie Awards! We’ll be handing out awards for “Favorite Episode,” “Best Voice Acting,” “Best Episode Title”, “Best Running Gag or Catch Phrase,” “Best Made Up Character Name,” “Best Jump Scare, “ "Best Word Salad," “Most Random Tangent” and “Creepiest Burpsmap.” We also have some very exciting special guest presenters! M...

For Pride Month, Kim tells Ket about the bananas Tanny ::ahem:: I mean, TAMMY and the T-Rex featuring Theo Forsett as the delightful Byron! Oh! And teeny tiny baby Denise Richards and Paul Walker (RIP). Ketryn loses her mind, on multiple occasions, and takes a minute to hop into this ‘93 white Mustang convertible of a movie… but she gets there! So pick up your cool, clear, landline phone and dial...

In honor of Pride Month, Ket tells Kim about Suspiria (2018) directed by Luca Guadagnino, also known for such LGTBQIA films as Call Me By Your Name. Ket is kicking off the month with weird jaw injuries and Kim comes out as Pansexual. They debate over what the names of Susie and Sara sound like. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Suspiria. Dir. Luca Guadagnino Writers Dario Ar...

Kim tells Ket about Willy’s Wonderland starring one of the most beloved Sammie Mascots: Ic Age! (a.k.a. Nicolas Cage) Ever wonder what happened to all the little critters in that lagoon in The Little Mermaid who sang Kiss the Girl? Well, at least one of them became an animatronic serial killer. Also, we could all learn something from the Janitor about taking breaks and setting boundaries at work....

Arik picked this one for a very belated birthday episode. Ket watched The Fanatic starring her side piece, Devon Sawa, and John Travolta. Ketryn ponders the skeletal structure of The Phillie Phanatic and Grimace from McDonald’s. The girls also cast a new character in the pantheon of horror movie monsters: Todd the God. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Fanatic. Dir. Fred...

Kim tells Ket about the 5th step in their Friday the 13th journey with Part V: A New Beginning. Kim decides she’s going to outsource her dating to Ketryn and Arik and they couldn’t be happier about it. The girls also examine the niche kink of chopping wood. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Friday the 13th - Part V. Dir. Danny Steinmann Writers Martin Kitrosser, David Cohen,...

Ep. 194: The Deep House: “The Tale of the Things We Do for Boyfriends Who Don’t Deserve Us in Our Twenties” Ket tells Kim about the 2021 release, The Deep House. For the second week in a row, the girls are goin’ for views and likes with another installment in their “Influencers Who Would DIE for views” series that they didn’t know they were making. They discuss the true horror that is “improv peop...

Kim tells Ket about the super spooky 2018 film, Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum. Ketryn is officially back from the dead… only to immediately die again in this movie. Let’s pick fruit from the underwear tree and join the ghost brigade because Ketryn has ghost Stockholm Syndrome. Her post COVID reactions to Kim’s jump scares are also… new. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Gonjiam: H...

Hi Sammies! Ket was under the weather this week and we weren't able to record a new episode, so we're bringing you a re-release from back in the DAY! In honor of Nic Cage's Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, we bring you the film that started our true love for "Ic Age," The Wicker Man. Enjoy! Ep. 16 The Wicker Man: “The Tale of Icolas Age” Ket tells Kim about The Wicker Man starring Nicolas Cage...

Ket tells Kim about the little Irish Folktale, from Kate Dolan, You Are Not My Mother. As fellow Irish Lasses (ask 23andMe!), this one was a fave. Ket tells Kim exactly how long it will take for her to live down her previous barfing habits. And, we can’t stress this enough, grab ALL the blankets you can. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in You Are Not My Mother. Dir. Kate Dola...

Kim tells Ket about the little Shudder horror film from The Adams Family! It’s got a really witchy vibe and Ketryn is here for it. She’s also here for a chipmunk that tricks her. The girls also discuss pivoting to their very own Fight Club. What could go wrong? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Hellbender. Dirs. John Adams, Zelda Adams, Toby Poser Writers John Adams, Zelda A...

Ep. 189: Office Killer: “The Tale of Garbage Disposal Mice” Ket closes out Women in Mystery… I mean History Month with Office Killer from Cindy Sherman. This cast is STAR. STUDDED! The girls learn that you can literally murder multiple people and still not be the biggest, or even second biggest, loser in an office. We’re looking at you, Gary and Molly! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will liv...

Kim tells Ket about the 2021 film from her favorite (Yes! Kim has a favorite something!) director, Julia Ducornau, TITANE! The girls add “hair knives” to their wish lists. Ketryn accepts a bet as to whether or not she’ll have an insatiable desire to fornicate with a car after watching this. She also has no idea who or what she’s rooting for in this film, but she’s here for all of it! Most importan...