Johnny's on the Potty Pottycast

That sound of flushing? On the USS Gerald R. Ford, it's actually the sound of $13 billion going straight down the drain, literally. Johnny's going solo this episode and diving deep (too deep) into the Navy's most expensive bathroom disaster. Turns out the most advanced aircraft carrier on the planet has a sewage system that can't handle sailors doing what sailors gotta do. We're talking undersized...

That sound of flushing? That's Johnny singing the blues about bathroom mistakes, cat litter boxes, and the confessions that'll make you feel way less alone. This week, Johnny trades his potty throne for a microphone and gets real, literally. We're talking a full parody of "Lodi" meets bathroom ballad, complete with all the heartbreak, regret, and toilet-based existential dread a man can muster. An...

That sound of flushing? It's in F flat, and it's the most expensive and absurd episode we've ever recorded. Warning: This episode contains discussions of elephant dung, celebrity bathroom mishaps, and the kind of health advice that'll actually make you comfortable talking to your doctor. We're blending high-end bathroom luxury with real medical conversations, and somehow it all makes sense. This w...

That sound of flushing? That's 35,000 feet in the air, and you're trapped in a box smaller than a dishwasher. Ever wondered why airline bathrooms feel like they were designed by someone who hates humanity? Wonder no more. This week, Johnny takes flight into the wild world of airplane toilet design, where your only options are "squeeze in awkwardly" or "hold it for six hours." Spoiler alert: neithe...

That sound of flushing? That's New York City's infrastructure going down the drain during the World Cup. The World Cup is coming to NYC, and the city that never sleeps is about to become the city that can't pee. While FIFA's busy counting their billions, New York's scrambling to figure out where millions of soccer fans are supposed to answer nature's call. Spoiler alert: there aren't enough public...

That sound of flushing? That's 2Ply The Soft Rapper dropping bars and truth bombs from the throne. You thought this was just another bathroom humor podcast? Wrong. This week, Johnny brings hip-hop to the bathroom with none other than 2Ply The Soft Rapper, the MC who keeps it real, keeps it clean (well, kind of), and spits verses that'll make you laugh, cry, and question every lie you've ever told....

That sound you hear? That's the future of bathroom technology flushing away your last shred of dignity. You think you know toilets? Think again. While you've been doing your business the old-fashioned way like some kind of caveman, there's a whole world of $10,000 smart toilets out there that'll heat your seat, play you music, analyze your... output... and probably judge you for that late-night Ta...

That sound of flushing? That's us, going where no podcast has gone before: the bathroom. You couldn't make this stuff up. While the rest of the world was watching NASA's Artemis II crew make history with the first woman around the moon, a record-breaking 252,756 miles from Earth, including a solar eclipse, Johnny was asking the real question nobody else had the guts to ask: what happens when an as...

That sound of flushing? Johnny's on the Potty Pottycast is ready to go—going where podcasts have been afraid to go: the bathroom. You'll be shitting, laughing & learning about what's really going on down there. You'll hear from real doctors and my two French co-hosts, PP and Poo Poo. You'll hear celebrities come by and take a leak on my $10,000 smart potty—it's smarter than that octopus that can r...