Cum Against All Odds

Plans on going to Syria, give the little guys a shot. No, literally, you can finance Somali pirates to go on heists and stick up oil tankers. Never sell your Toyota to a sleazy Yemeni Man, and If you go to Vietnam don't tell your friends about it. Check out the AI Chapters on Spotify, best thing since sliced bread.

NEW** VERSION Grab a snack and f**k the Obama's private chef, drink the cool aid at Jones Town to celebrate suicide awareness month. Help Hong Kong fix its breakfast or grab a disgusting European lunch. Remember if you are ever bored just send money on Chatterbait to your favourite rural Filipino sex worker. My god do cab drivers c*m quick.

It's a cold open, what more do you want. Salvageable at best....

Queen La Queefa welcomes you to the peoples republic of Psuedanam, enjoy your 15 stay. Sport a Chubby with Jagmeet Chugacock or make fast friends with any of your favourite breakfast cereal superstars #RipKobe. Drag names are the straight equivalent of being knighted and this episode definitely does not drag on. One again, you're all gay but so are we.

In memorandum of the yassification of our herhoes, the infamy of Twink death, IVF babies of Black GI Philippino basketball players, bringing back Indian Call centres, giving out the f@g pass, sending Paddington bear back to Peru indefinitely and most importantly keeping the price of oil above 200$ a barrel. In the end the hungry-hungry caterpillar was just looking for gay cursing spots all along.