Two Girls One Plot

Your only relatives are boring, it's not even funny

Some have called Harry a boring protagonist, but he has never been called two-faced. Quirrell on the other hand....

My mom once said "IF ALL YOUR FRIENDS WENT JUMPING DOWN A TRAPDOOR, WOULD YOU DO IT TOO?!". I thought about it, and I never did jump down a trapdoor. The thing is... Harry doesn't have a mom

The kids are bullied, the forest is not that forbidden, and your hosts ask the important questions regarding centaurs.

How to train your dragon? We don't know. Hagrid doesn't know either. Does anyone know anything at all, or is this all an illusion?

The trio finds out about Nicholas Flamel, the hosts talk about the Harry Potter video games, a quidditch match is played briefly, and Snape is the worst.

This is not what anybody means when they say they want to spend Christmas with their family...

It's Quidditch time! Harry get's on a broom, Slytherin gets petty, Snape gets sus, Hermione gets stressed, and we get to nitpick it all! Welcome to the very unheated Quidditch Rivalry

What is Halloween to wizards and witches? Also what makes a good writer? How does one make friends? Why are Podcasts?

Harry gets ghosted, pulls an Elphaba and defies gravity, then meets the world's least HSE-compliant dog. And it's only his third week at school. Give the kid a break.

Harry learns Potions. Snape learns that picking fights with children is harder than expected. We absolutely veer away from the chapter. Sometimes a public crash out is not valid and contains enough theatrical drama to power an entire Hot Topic store.

Harry is taking a BuzzFeed personality test through an ancient piece of attire. We spend an alarming amount of time wondering who washed that thing last.

They says the journey matters more than the destination, and on this journey we got off tack a lot. And tracks kind of matter when you are taking a train.

Get in loser, were going shopping. Harry joins the wizarding world and the hosts are left with the age old question, How does money work in a magic world ? or like, in general?

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Yura. -Yura who? -Yura Wizard, Harry

Feeling nostalgic? Join us for a deep dive into Chapter 3, “The Letters from No One,” and explore how Harry's world turns upside down! Quite literally!

Is Dudley Dursley a misunderstood villain, or is there more to the story? Spoiler: there isn't. Join us in our latest podcast episode as we cry over the complexities of Harry's early life in 'The Vanishing Glass.'

Join us as we kick off our Harry Potter series with "The Boy Who Lived." Dursleys’ aggressively normal life, and Dumbledore's fabulous drip, we're digging out all the magical details! Listen now and relive the magic!

Ever judged a book by its cover? So did we, and it led us to a lifelong love for Harry Potter! Tune in to 'Two Girls One Plot' as Nikki and Kseniia revisit their journey with The Philosopher's Stone and beyond.