the onion patch kids

the opk halloween january special! OPK #9 05.01.2024 24:00 ↓

I didn't add any sounds in post fortnite was just so loud I'm so so sorry

the intrusive thoughts won- opk #6 27.08.2023 2:14:18 ↓

me jop mikchael all just chatting away while unveiling our deepest fears and desires.

Solar energy 09.06.2023 1:29:16 ↓

prolly the stupidest conversation about uh pasta.

AITA #1 w/ heids (bonus) 21.12.2022 1:21:17 ↓

if you listen closely, you can hear a guy playing fortnite in the next room. 

sorry 21.11.2022 1:02:06 ↓

we kinda talk about nose rings and girls and stuff

The Theory of Life, By Jayce (extra) 14.06.2020 20:30 ↓

My friend Jayce has recently started studying philosophy. Please take a moment to listen to one of his amazing ideas.

onionpatchkids #3- happy new year 16.03.2020 1:05:49 ↓

We talk about the new year a few months later. I'm gonna try to post these faster.

theonionpatchkids#2- A night at a hotel 27.01.2020 1:45:04 ↓

Moments after our last cross country race, two new guests discuss human behavior and art.

theonionpatchkids#1 24.11.2019 51:22 ↓

the beginning. Introductions. General logic