The Horror Virgin

"Somewhere between science and superstition, there is another world. The world of darkness." Join the gang while we venture back to D.C. in the 1970s. Will Mikey convince Regan's mom to forget all about her soon-to-be ex in Rome? Will Todd "NOPE" out at the first sign of anything paranormal? Will Paige take Regan back to the present day when she finds out she couldn't legally have a credit card un...

"Man is The Warmest Place to Hide." The Podcast just discovered something.  For 100,000 years it was buried in ice.  Now it has found a place to live. Will Paige, Mikey, and Todd survive outpost 31? Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: The Exorcist (1973) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and...

"On Friday the 13th, Jason is Back...But this time...He's Met His Match!" It's that special day of the year when we all come together and celebrate the amazing Friday the 13th Franchise.  We are again joined by our "Friday the 13th" correspondent Jonathan while we go on the hilarious journey that is Part 7. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Fac...

"There are some places in the universe you don't go alone." Join the gang while we venture back to LV-426 to see what happened since we did our last episode.  Spoiler alert.  We loved this movie.  We hope you love this episode just as much. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: The Thing (1982) See Priv...

"Every family tree hides a secret." Join the Gang while we dive back into Hereditary. This movie is brutal and SO good. Will Mikey drop some amazing therapy knowledge? Will Paige's fun facts blow your freaking mind? Will we talk about incredibly intense and traumatizing personal experiences? Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin:...

"There's something wrong with Esther." Happy Christmas/Holidays!!!! Join the gang while we drive deep into this BONKERS movie about a "child".  Will Mikey finally realize his dream of punching a child?  Will Paige get save that rose bush? Will Todd ever discover Peter Sarsgaard's true heritage? Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgi...

"I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work." Join the gang while we try get into this instant Christmas Classic.  This movie is everything we wanted and more.  So please enjoy this hilarious breakdown of a wonderful movie! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: Orphan (2009) See Privacy Policy at...

"He's making a list... pray you're not on it." What do you get if you take all the fun insanity of professional wrestling, stripped away the ring, the announcers, and replaced Vince Mcmahon with Goldberg... But dressed as Santa? You get this amazing Santa Slasher! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: Violent Night (2...

"The nightmare is about to begin... again!" Join the gang while they break down Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 1... and part 2 of part 1.  This thing is more or less a clip show with a guy built EXACTLY to Paige's specifications. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: Santa's Slay (2005) See Privacy Policy at htt...

"Once you see it, it's too late." Join the gang while we break down all the ways this movie triggers our specific trauma.  Will Paige ever get a good night's sleep?  Will Mikey give up being a hero at his day job to podcast full-time?  Will Todd ever forgive himself for dicking down trucksacutioner?  Find out now See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pr...

"Every rose has its thorns." Join the gang while we break down a movie that was about 10 years ahead of its time.  We hope you enjoy our serious, but silly/fun, conversation about this week's movie. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: Smile (2022) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California P...

"Where shopping can cost you an arm and a leg." Join the gang while we venture to the mall. Apparently, Mikey has invited everyone to a furniture store orgy... But Todd and Paige just want to watch movies all night. I hope nothing goes wrong with this new shopping mall security system. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Ins...

"If you're looking for horror that's got balls...IT'S FOUND YOU." Join the gang while they travel back to 1970s America to fight out why so many Jawa's seem to be living in Oregon.  Will Mikey get murderer while doin it Mary Shelley Style? Will Todd keep his Ice Cream truck intact? Will Paige point out how this movie makes it VERY clear that the Actor/Actress were held to a MUCH different bea...

"It's a good movie. But it's not a Halloween Movie" Join the gang while we travel to Illinois one final time to face off against the boogieman of Haddonfield, Corey.  Who really didn't do anything wrong.  It was gravity's fault.  Jeremy's head was extremely heavy. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: P...

"He's in town with a few days to kill." Join the Gang, with our special Predator Expert Blaine, as we travel to 1997 LA.  Apparently, there is a nerd predator that hates drugs and is killing everyone involved with them.  Will Detective Glover be able to kill the Predator thereby saving the drug trade in LA?  Find out now! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Fol...

"New decade. New rules." Join the gang while we go back to Westboro, Wait that wasn't it. Woodsboro... Thats it.  Join the gang there while we try to figure out who done it again.  Will Todd die while streaming his own credit card info? Will Mikey get shot RIGHT IN THE DICK? Will Paige finally step out of her Cousin's shadow and into the spotlight she deserves? Find out now. Help Support...

"It's Playtime... Again!" Join the gang while we jump back into the Child's Play franchise. This movie is bonkers and we had a lot of fun talking about.  Enjoy! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Scream 4 (2011) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/...

"After a decade of silence... The buzzz is back!" Join the gang while we break down a sequel that is so bonkers it feels like a porn parody of the original.  We truly hope you enjoy this insane episode on this insane movie. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Child's Play 2 (1990) See Privacy Policy at https://...

"No.  Not the one with Conan." You'll never believe it, but the Gang all showed up at the same Airbnb.  Apparently, they all booked it on different apps for the same night.  Oh well.  Todd can sleep on the couch, Paige can take the bedroom, and Mikey can sleep on the air mattress... That is if he ever gets done measuring the square footage. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patr...

"It's like the movie was written by an incel forum on 8Chan" Join the gang while we dive deep into this right-wing propaganda-spouting scary fest of a movie.  Will Mikey ever grasp why the director decided to make the final girl a horrible person?  Will Paige ever follow Annie on Instagram?  Will Todd's head explode from the combination of scares in the movie and his hate of Annie?  Find out now!...

"It's just like Sharknado... If Sharknado has a big budget, good acting, and amazing story." Join the gang while we take a deep dive into Jordan Peele's 3rd movie.  Did They like it?  Did they all have wildly different takes about what things meant.  Does Paige have TONS of fun facts.  You know it! Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgi...

"If it bleeds, we can Kill it" Join the gang and special guest Blaine Gibson, while we break down this amazing movie. This one is super fun and the movie is outstanding.  We hope you all enjoy it. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Prey (2022) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priv...

"Never Talk to Strangers" Join the gang while we breakdown a great 70's serial killer movie.  Will Todd's get Grabbed by the Grabber? Will Paige's dream save them all? Will Mikey make a joke out of the last bit of Todd's Trauma that was hitherto untouched on a podcast episode? (Yes... of course) Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitte...

"I'm gonna have to start quoting poetry if you want me to get any deeper" Join the gang while we slog through this incredibly strange inappropriate dating sim.  We laugh, we cry, hell Todd even throws toward the end.  This is an episode that has something for everyone. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: B...

"When a grudge from the dead passes to the living - Who is safe?" Join the gang while we venture back to a house where a horrible crime was committed.  So horrible we had to make some convoluted vignette about it to scare Todd. Help Support our HV Family: www. Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin Follow us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up next: Audition (1999) See Privacy Policy at https://ar...