The Chronic Dysfunction Podcast

Don't let the description fool you, this episode could start a drinking game. Its not Chicago, Ohio - it's Illinios with all the canned pumpkin and Berthas Brownies. Bring in South Carolina with it's "oh shit" tunnelvision and you've got boiled peanuts and nutella. Don't forget about lyrics with Leslee and the Beatnuts Pluto.

    Imagine if you will… The year, 1904. The feature, buildings made of ivory, statues and fountains galore, 1000’s of things to see. Don’t forget the water sliding elephants, The Pike, the food, and the Controversy! And to think, it all started in 1893 when Chicago started a rivalry with David R. Francis!!! Hamburger Sandwich!!!!

#50 of our episode recording history showcases Blunt shaped donuts and food from a toilet bowl bowl! Lyrics with LesLee had a Chrinic Dysfunction and Unsigned Instagram Hype was “really cool” Missouri, “City of Fountains”, also has a bunch of caves and “nutty putty” Hinds Hall 🇵🇸 

    Join us as we discover that a Gambo is not a wheelbarrow, a wheelbarrel, or a willburra! That snakes can predict stuff and sheep can eat curry, IDK, it’s science! Lyrics with LesLee has a “Yes Girl” moment and don’t ask about the bumper cars. There’s a romantic potato in Idaho, a butter nuts in NY, and gun stuff in North Carolina! Episode #49.5 of “our filming episode history” 🤣🤣🤣

Join us for this real-live recording of talks about The Hope Chestand what Dinosaur exoskeleton was covered in. Recap & review toxic kitchen contents and Zebra (or Zebra)? Shout out to Macklemore and Unsigned Instagram Hype, and if you’ve never watched Sons of Anarchy, warning: SPOILER ALERT!!!!! “I love Dinosaurs”

      It’s today, but not today today. Introducing “Unsigned Instagram Hype”, listen to some of the shit he was rhyming with the other shit he was rhyming. And find out how many clothes the average American owns. Puffin on Zooties has a lot of words, and also………. I like berries that say they’re berries!!!!!

   We did homework and found out how many states have Blue Balls and that Google is a dumb bitch. Also, the naturally organic synthetic ingredients in the cupcakes is probably why they taste like butane. Mother Smuckers done Smucked up. Then listen to the squirrel barking, and stay tuned for Social Media Unsigned Hype. Also, also music videos are from the 1900’s, and Fly Eagles Fly Bitches!!!

   Birch Syrup and wild ditch weed, The Wildwood Weed that comes true. What’s the animal that shits coffee? I don’t know about you, but I can’t sleep for 2 weeks, and it’s not because California has thousands of earthquakes. And WTF was Lyrics with LesLee? ***PSA: Veterans can get into (most) National Parks for free with a Registered lifetime (aslo free of cost)***

     Join us this week when we talk about Intercourse and how many times there’s a Climax! Why is Miami in Oxford? And you gotta replace Virginia wth Alabama. We have weird words, Chronic dysfunctions, and historical recapping, Alaska…. Stay tuned for Pt. 2

  Chronic Dysfunctions are like Fry’s Gas and your cigarettes are not a phone! Speaking of phones, it’s at the airport. The Rum is Rumming, and what’s the name of that book? Can you keep an alligator in the bathtub anywhere in the US? Not in AL, AZ, AR, or VI as far as we know!

Join us on this Impromptu episode, where a lot of funny stuff went down! We got Giant Lemurs, lacing joints with Green Dot Labs, Indiana (Uranus Fudge Factory), LesLee with Lyrics, a shaving accident that ended in a frosty, misty, grey aura, and Tonations in Candain? Roll one and grab tissues, this one is funny!!!

Ooops… we talked about politics, better spark it up, can I borrow your lighter? We talked about The NBA Finals Game 3 and Trump (Fuck Him)🤣 then we get into The Mandela Effect…then we get to learn about Florida and Hawaii!!! 

What’s up y’all, twist one, pack one, however you smoke it get it prepped and tune in as we make fun of politicians and the dumb things they do, we also have some random and state facts, Lyrics with LesLee, and listen for our huge stoner mistake!!! Spark it up and let’s ride!!!!

Come join the cypher y’all, as always we’re bashing the Government (and they deserve it) we also got some crazy facts for you, news of a new segment? And our brand new Lyrics with LesLee!!! Spark up and tune in to the Dysfunction!!!!

Things are getting good around here, break out the best Chronic you got, turn up the Headphones! As always we dive into LesLee’s Book of Facts, but we get a little loose talking about the Government(she’s starting to like shit talking a little bit! Jump on now cuz it’s only gonna get better!!!!

We’re back after a little break, come take a ride with us about the Government and Epstein and the people connected to it, we have some Chrinic Dysfunctions and some random and State facts! Roll one and let’s go!!!

Y’all ready? Come and take this ride with us, as always we have a few Chronic Dysfunctions of the week, a little shout out to our favorite dispo Story in Chandler, is MAGA a cult? Why does Texas have an exact replica of Stonehenge and Easter island statues? Utah has pink dinosaurs and gas stations carved into mountains! And in South Carolina we talk about Carolina Reapers and more mini golf than y...

Come hang out as we go through our  chronic Dysfunctions from this week, giant turtles, The wire, and what a magical place the 1904 Worlds Fair was!!! Roll something and  On my way! Take this ride!!!

Wendy’s, Zombie Babies, are Aliens coming? Is the earth flat? What the hell did we forget this week????

Adult lunchables, Wombat poop. Top 100 Hip Hop singles of the 2000’s from the “BBB”. Ohio and Illinois; Catsup? Teeter Totter or See Saw? Massachusetts; Dunkin Donuts, Boston Dogs, different dialects, and Salem shit! (lost our lights)

Check out this weeks Chronic Dysfunctions, Wear the Peace? Hip Hop 101, LesLee’s 420 book, and more, roll up and kick it with us!

   This episode includes our Chronic Dysfunctions of the week. Hip Hop and “The Purple Tape”. LesLee’s 420 Book; NJ, NY, FL, left handed people, Dungarees or Jeans? Who was supposed to die on 9/11? 

Join us this week as we dive into Hip Hop: A Cultural Odyssey, and also into LesLee’s 420 book for the first time! There’s some more shenanigans, but you’re gonna have to watch or listen, I can’t tell you everything! Spark it up!

Come chill with us this week while we talk about people in AZ rockin hoodies and beanies when it’s 107* outside, a festival all about Gingers, chicken nuggets and caviar! And then we jump over to some wierd facts, football is back and a few more things, sorry, I’m stoned and I forgot!!! Have a seat, turn it up and sark it up!!!!

Come check out our first episode at the amazing High Lounge in Tempe! We talk about our favorite dispensaries at the moment, Jet Ski’s with no water, and a closer look at what makes Phoenix(The Valley) such a weed friendly city! Roll a few joints, grab your bowl or dab rig and spark it up🔥🔥🔥