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Folks, it's the long-awaited Mardock Scramble discussion. The prettiest Universal Items talk about the few things they liked, a lot of what they didn't, and how good Oeufcoque is. #OeufcoqueGang  @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com

It is the year 2XXX in Duet City. Unlikely compatriots Jennifer Paradise, Bulb, and Manx accept a job from a shady character and attempt to infiltrate a hotel while dodging beheadings, Neo-Doritos and ex-wives.  (Part 1 of 3)   swimfanspod.com  @swimfanspod

The Swimfans continue their voyage through the films of John McTiernan. This week they're getting horny underwater in his 1990 film THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER.  swimfanspod.com  @swimfanspod

t's Craig's second birthday episode! He chose David Lynch's 2001 masterpiece Mulholland Drive because it dramatically altered the course of his life.  @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com

The dolls seal themselves in a dilapidated house for months! We talk how much niche subject matter is too much, how concrete and present a monster can be and still be scary, and yet again profess our love for Criterion. It's 2016's A DARK SONG!  swimfanspod.com  @swimfanspod 

Like Jack Ferryman before us, we here at Swimfans are salvagers of souls - and this week, we're salvaging YOURS!! The princesses talk overambition, the virtue of being a modest film, and whether or not it's cheating to hook up with a ghost on 2002 cult classic GHOST SHIP.   swimfanspod.com  @swimfanspod 

Alex's gear got all slimed, Craig's outside clapping two rocks together, and Josh is dancing around in white leggings. This week on Bloodbath, we get lost in the woods with the 1999 classic THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT.  swimfanspod.com  @swimfanspod 

Did you know that at any given minute there's like a million radio waves going through your head? Whatever, you pick something. The Swimfans have only seven days to live after watching Gore Verbinski's 2002 film THE RING!  @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com 

The Swimfans begin their second Bloodbath with Paul Verhoeven's slasher spin on the invisible man: 2000's HOLLOW MAN. They also welcome for the first time beloved friend Addy as a guest.  @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com

 The Swimfans get their animation on with the elegant 2007 Marjane Satrapi autobiographical film PERSEPOLIS.   swimfanspod.com  @swimfanspod 

Folks, the science is weird. The Swimfans code themselves a girlfriend in the 1985 John Hughes cocaine fever-dream WEIRD SCIENCE.  @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com

The Swimfans take to the road in the 1985 teen folktale THE LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

The Swimfan home-skillets pull out their hamburger phones and dial into the 2007 Diablo Cody inked film JUNO. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

The Swimfans have a wild night in Chicago, encountering every city stereotype that'll fit on 35mm film stock. It's the breathless 1987 film ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING.  @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

  The Argentonauts are back to do bug crimes on 1985's PHENOMENA with special guest Vou Pinette. @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com

The Swimfans fall in love with our homies in Nicholas Ray's seminal 1955 teen picture REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Part 2 of our John McTiernan mini series: Die Hard! @swinfanspod swimfanspod.com

The Swimfans get in over their heads, but in a much less bleak way than they expected with Stephen Herek's 1991 Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead.

Alex and Craig begin a Swimfans mini voyage through the films of John McTiernan. First stop: his 1987 intergalactic masterpiece PREDATOR.

Are you looking to GET STRANGE? Do you have THUNDER IN YOUR HEART? Well baby, SEND ME AN ANGEL in the form of 1986's BMX extravaganza RAD! With returning guest, Eric Nelson! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

In this exhaustive re-litigation, the Swimfans go back and settle on five star ratings for EVERY SWIMFANS MOVIE.  @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

In a terminal case of Josh Brain, Josh works hard to defend his title as Biggest Freddie Prinze Jr. Fan while Craig and Alex look on in dismay. This is 2000's BOYS AND GIRLS.  swimfanspod.com @swimfanspod

The Swimfans celebrate another of Alex's birthdays, and make our claim as the premiere podcast of Kissing Your Buds' Hands! We bring 1999 ubiquitous guys-guy film FIGHT CLUB to the table to discuss its political ambiguity, its deep desire to feel something human, and its boatloads of homoeroticism. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Alex is a Car Nerd, Craig is a Nerd Nerd, and Josh is a Blue Ribbon Good Boy in the Stepford Wives-reminiscent 1998 teen thriller DISTURBING BEHAVIOR  @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Alex reminisces about legendary film composer Ennio Morricone and shares some of his favorite work. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com