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Do not think about the egg. Embrace the egg. The pod people discuss glowing cone men, the body snatcher concept as it applies to the American military, and share their love of practical effects in 1993's BODY SNATCHERS.  swimfanspod.com 

The princesses get a little satanic and eat each other's boyfriends while discussing the curse of a movie being made in the aughts in 2009's JENNIFER'S BODY!  swimfanspod.com 

The boys sit down for a fireside chat about physical media collections, both practically and philosophically.

We're 30, baby! On the third Josh Birthday episode, we return to 2017 and Masaaki Yuasa to discuss life, love and underwear in THE NIGHT IS SHORT, WALK ON GIRL! (Listen til the very end for an easter egg)  swimfanspod.com  @swimfanspod

Many are asking, and no, we won't be signing the pledge asking us to be ungroovy. This week on the pod we discuss nicknames, the hateful crab menace, and the potential value of transition rituals in this episode on 1993's DAZED AND CONFUSED!   @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com 

This week on Swimfans, it's a conversation about the devaluation of the female gaze, fanfiction tropes, and yearning to hold hands. Sparkle along with us as we talk about 2008's TWILIGHT!   @swimfanspod   swimfanspod.com  

This week, on another homo episode of Swimfans, the lads talk being young and disaffected in LA, static camerawork, and the remarkable phenomenon of queer teen props in 1993's TOTALLY F***ED UP!

This week, the lads take a trip back to before fun was invented to spend a little time talking the desire for touch and American small-town ennui in 1971's THE LAST PICTURE SHOW!  swimfanspod.com

This week, the Swimfans drag Carlos away from the Heroes Three nest to discuss nuzzling your pals, action in cinema, and the overall Sukeban Deka canon in 2006's YO-YO GIRL COP!  swimfanspod.com  @swimfanspod

Dear Listeners: In the episode about 2018's LOVE, SIMON, Bathsheba Linebreak, Hypnos and Craig Neeson discuss coming out stories and various facets of gay media.   Love, Swimfans  swimfanspod.com  @swimfanspod 

Alex and Swimfans All-Star, Matthew Tucciarone bring you: 20 Dad Rock Greats and discussions about ramblin', burnin', calling your mama to tell her about the trouble you're in, Jack Black, Guitar Hero, and just endless solos.

 We've got Nixonmania, baby!!! The podcast princesses tug on their Dunst Caps and spend at least 18.5 minutes not making Deep Throat jokes in the 1999 political satire DICK!  swimfanspod.com 

In the distance, you hear the song of the summer: "Swimfans Finally Does HEATHERS" by Big Fun! The lads are joined by co-host and player on Critical Bits, Struggle Session film correspondent, and critic and video essayist Shannon Strucci to talk aestheticizing mental illness, some quality Winona looks, and stud puppies.

This week on the pod, Josh and Alex start the hottest dancing crew on the west coast! Craig? Oh, so - about Craig, you're gonna want to sit down for this - he died off camera with a backpack full of Pokémon cards. It's Omarion and Marques Houston in the 2004 dance film YOU GOT SERVED

Josh and Alex turn 16 and begin their whimsical journey as witches. Craig on the other hand is a filthy, filthy little pig; an awful, depraved little brother with cake frosting engorged in his throat. It's the 1989 female gaze film TEEN WITCH!  swimfanspod.com 

 The Swimfans take a trip to Minnesota to compete - and die - in the Sarah Rose Cosmetics Mount Rose American Teen Princess Pageant. That's right, it's the 1999 mockumentary DROP DEAD GORGEOUS.

Knock back a tall glass of Moloko and join your Swimfan droogs as we explore a psychedelic dystopian Britain in the 1971 Stanley Kubrick film A CLOCKWORK ORANGE.  swimfanspod.com

Josh has a blue mohawk, Craig has blue boots, and Alex thinks punk rock is just another uniform. The lads along with extra-special guest Tina Bayne discuss Gen-X, cynicism and the punk affectation of 1998's SLC PUNK.  swimfanspod.com 

      Josh is himbofied, Craig left something open and Alex is here to tell you the truth about Mariah's Magical Christmas Special. We're here to set the record straight about David Fincher's The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, on this special holiday episode of Swimfans!

Ralph Macchio was 22 in the karate kid. he was 27 when they shot karate kid 3 but still looks 14. josh or craig, write better copy than this for the social media posts.

The only thing better than babes... is podcasting. The Swimfans dive into the 2008 MMA movie NEVER BACK DOWN and talk daddy issues, elite tennis academies, and which Heroes Three host would win in a fight!

EPISODE 100 BABY!!* This week, we return to form to cover the raunchy teen comedy of our generation, 1999's AMERICAN PIE! We talk the Stiflers, the larger National Lampoon saga, and inevitably make Metal Gear Solid comparisons. * restrictions apply @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com 

If you're avoiding your family this holiday, Swimfans is your family now. In the thrilling conclusion to Duet City Stories, Jennifer breaks her foot, Manx gets a British accent, and everyone develops the full Bulb Mindset. See you on the other side!

On this Swimfans mini, the princesses cover the gay firefighter movie, PROMARE. We talk Studio Trigger and the mastery of their craft, discuss the film's plot and message, and how CATS was the hot-bloodedest movie of 2019.   @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com

On this week's DUET CITY STORIES, Manx tries to seduce some guards, Bulb glows bright red and sips some Cris, and Jennifer Paradise almost doesn't tip her delivery guy. Can our heroes accomplish their mission?! swimfanspod.com @swimfanspod