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This week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the wonderful world of Gaggleville welcoming a baby goose, Jackie gives her blessing uponst the Impossible Hot Dog, and MJ talks about the NYC Mayoral election results, including a certain loosing candidate chuppin' a dawg!  MJ begins warmin' up to (cold) mayo, Jackie reveals her "Jackie Dog" once again, and lets MJ know how much she's having...

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPOTL and Brighter Side's own Shark Factoid Finder Ed Larson, to launch Page 7's own (rouge) Shark Week!   Plus the horrors of carpeted bathrooms, NYC finally getting garbage cans, Jackie and Ed went to see "28 Years Later", and Ed is called out for his theatah behavior! MJ finally watched "Jaws" for the 50th anniversary, then some water park chat, (including...

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are joined by the one and only Kara Klenk to goss' 'bout the lack of new episodes of TLC's 'Polyfamily' TV series, since that's what Jackie was gonna watch while taking ABBATH. But since she couldn't, she started TLC's new show 'Virgins' and bathed in her own tears. That slides into talk about the new teaser trailer for the Jeremy Allen White Bruce Sprin...

This week MJ and Jackie are droppin' Page 7 SANS GUEST, because ain't NO ONE ELSE INVITED TO THIS BESTIE SLUMBA PARTAH!!  MJ wanted to watch 'Baby Girl', but Gideon wasn't in the mood so they turned up the heat with an even sexier 'Baby Girl'....Nathan Fielder. Father's Day weekend came and went with both MJ and Jackie having noticed there appears to be no songs about dads that aren't sad dad or s...

Summer Time Sadness Jackie has started her solo journey into Love Island USA S7 a dawg in each hand, while MJ's havin' the exact opposite time and is descending into his Summer of Madness with two schedule free kids, The VERY young and VERY hip MJ crashed his brother and besties 20yr college reunion last weekend, and it had him realizin' that time does indeed keep on slip-slip-slippin'! They're al...

This weeks SLUMBA PARTAH is about to get LITIGIOUS as our FIRST TIME GUEST (and resident BOY OF SUMMA) Seena Ghaznavi is here to give you all the unsolicited, probably won't hold up in court, free legal advice your little listener ears can handle! So grab your favorite Pilot G2 and manilla folders as we get into the lowdown 'bout Justin Baldoni's countersuit gettin' thrown out and what that REALLY...

It's time for some more slippy sloppy Second Helpings as Large Adult Choir Member Jackie Zebrowski brings us up to date on any, and all, things happening with her newest obsession because she's a Choir Girl now, and MJ loves that for her. Then we're jumpin' RIGHT into 'Hereditary' as MJ gives his breakdown on how extra NOT to watch 'Hereditary', with many a SPOILER to beLISTEN from 9:00.279 til ar...

UHOH! The Booger King is BACK and he has a VERY personal message; he heard each and every dirty little slander attack that Jake Young from ' Nerd Of Mouth ' did DARE TO SLING last episode, and this CHARACTER ASSASSINATION will NOT CONTINUE. He's here with aaaaallllllll the 'Tay News' that PROVES he is the one, true Tayenator regardless of the BRAINLESS rumors being spread by A TRAITOR! BIG TAY NEW...

Gather 'round the dinner table, it's time to slop-up some SECOND HELPINGS, including MJ's watchin' "Full House" with their TWO YUTES and how "A Very Special Episode" led to them realizing the hand they've played in creating today's WOKE BULLSHIT generation, a parallel experience of finishin' "Andor" S2 and divin' STRAIGHT in C H R O N O L O G I C A L O R D E R to "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story" as...

This week Holden might not be here in the flesh, but he's here in the SWEAT as LPN's anime kawaii desu uwu nerdy bestie drops by the sleepover for the FIRST TIME EVER, Jake Young! Jackie's asking the serious questions regarding allegiances, until Jake admits he hasn't really been keeping in the loop, unless it's K-Pop! Then Jackie blows up Jake's spot with some Horse Girl discourse that lays out t...

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ reminisce about the classic "Daddy's Deli", MJ has a brief "Who's the Bitch?" in regards to Hilaria Baldwin, then it's on to the new season of  "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" and the embarrassment and sadness that's surely in store for the children in the series as they grow. Jackie gets into Season 2 of "Andor" to MJ's delight, Jackie breaks down how sl...

This week LPN's resident Big Sister Natalie Jean crashes the slumba parta to dish on what dance movies are and are NOT Real Dancer Approved, MJ is feelin' Pope-positive, and Jackie's jealous of Pope Bob's MEAT until she adjusts her crown and remembers WHO SHE IS. A Woman In Total Control (of) Hotdogs. Natalie introduces everyone to a new phrase while talkin' 'bout the controversy surrounding CANNE...

This week Holden's back-back again, and he's thirsty for more LPN time as he and MJ try to keep Jackie sane after the very recent loss of her father, so it's time to goss' 'bout the fact that Hilaria Baldwin has come out as having a very special brain which is why she pretend to be from EL SPAAAAAIINNOOOO, MJ started 'Manuel Not Included' and it's causin' them great mental distress but now they're...

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The networks on vacay, so that means it's time to grab your studded belt, oversized shorts, and sweatbands to dive into the post-911 world of the very serious and grown up teenage versions of Jackie and MJ, in 2002! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Pod...

Jackie wants to watch current TV, but she's trapped in the early 2000's Housewives reality and MJ really has no reason to exist now that 'The Baldwins' are done...at least until 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' comes back. While discussing how there's nothing to watch (except 'Andor'), they realize there's actually a couple reality shows dropping including 'Polyfamily' (a listener has written in wit...

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's Louisiana Lovin' Amber Nelson to goss' 'bout the cheapest steak (and possibly worst bathroom) on Bourbon Street, MJ's fruitless trip to a Flatbush Taco Bell, and Jackie drops the info on Tbell's new chicken based foods, which leads to the concerning news of Subway's nachos. Gwyneth Paltrow is adding a microscopic amount of pasta to her diet and the world...

Jackie and MJ are back for this post Springsgiving Second Helpings! Talkin' 'bout "America's Psychic Challenge" and the beautifully tacky psychic and magic docuseries of the 90's of 2000's that have Jackie WANTING TO BELIEVE, then Jackie get's into how hawt she got for the double dose of Michael B. Jordon in "Sinners", but before she can finish MJ tries to move things along to Season 2 of "Andor"...

This week MJ and Jackie are joined by Ham Daddy himself Ed Larson to discuss that hot goss', including Steven Tyler's daughter ratting him out when it comes to the reason for all those bandanas, but the true question is how did no one see him shoveling pills into his gaping maw on stage, Jackie and Ed get into them ole Tallahassee days, and Ed reveals that he's hung with John Stamos a bunch, John...

This week on Second Helpings MJ fills Jackie in on how they have personally taken the Second Helpings lifestyle to heart, and Jackie is preppin' for the union of Friendsgiving and 4/20 on Sunday! Jackie reveals her plans for reeducation of the youth via Forrest Gump. Gayle King is now lord of space, and Jackie gives a rundown of the new season of "Black Mirror." MJ and Jackie are hackin' through "...

 LPN Funhouse's very own HIGH Chancellor, and resident Male Feminist, Holden McNeely crashes the SLUMBA PARTAH to goss' 'bout women goin' to space, Jackie's pro-anything that gest Katy Perry as far as away from Earth as POSSIBLE and Kesha seems to be feelin' the same way, speaking of which Katy Perry Warning at 6:55.211 and it's VERY STEM Science GIRL POWER, but back on this beautiful blue marble...

'Confidently Wrong' Jackie Zebrowski and MJ Knefel have now realized their mistake regarding The Hanks Children, but that ain't enough to make them wanna push through the sadness to read the newly announced CRUSHING memoir that will NOT be on Celeb Readies, 'The Baldwins' are filling Jackie with a poison that the only cure is to spew it forth as they discuss HILARIA being a True Blue American by p...

UH-OH! This week's sleepover is about to get a LIL' BITCHY UP IN HERE as LPN's resident 'Bitch From Another W.I.T.C.H' Kara Klenk drops by to reminisce of days gone by spent with her now husband while MJ's reminiscing about their brothers old, toxic, rooftop pisshole in NYC, and Jackie's OBSESSED with the new 'Lady Gaga Fun Mouth Sounds' album! But speaking of toxic pissholes, in a move which sure...

Jackie's teeth Tony is a whistlin', parentfluencers are shillin' a 3 figure box that tells your kids a story without a screen (aka a RADIO), Chappell Roan is PREACHING 'bout havin' kids too young, and the newest Baldwin episode is literally just about a rug and not worth missing the opera for, so Jackie gives a 5 second (too long possibly) synopsis. 'The Studio' is great and filled with stars, and...

This week's slumba partah is being crashed by Page 7's big sister and resident DJ Tanner, Natalie Jean as we dive right into 'Hollywood Demons', '7th Heaven's' pedo problem and the true wronged party in 'Mrs. Doubtfire', the indoctrination of Disney Vacation eps of 90's sitcoms, Amy Sherman-Palladino had a mysterious event that Jackie and Natalie chose to skip for fear of an 'Eyes Wide Shut' situa...