Luke Hand Diary

Neat (Fri, 16/10/2026) 18.10.2026 0:48 ↓

M: 5. E: 5. — Grateful: Saw one of the cages for recyclable bottles and cans on one of the bins in town. Neat idea.

Fuck-witted ex-gf (Thu, 15/10/2026) 17.10.2026 1:15 ↓

M: 6. E: 6. — Grateful: My Superannuation made $12,000 in investments last year.

Government, aliens, drugs, etc (Wed, 14/10/2026) 17.10.2026 0:42 ↓

M: 5. E: 5. — Grateful: Found a cool note with musings about the government, aliens, drugs, etc.

In my absolute sexual prime, and the only thing fucking me is Autism (Tue, 14/10/2026) 15.10.2026 1:08 ↓

M: 5. E: 5. — Grateful: Thank god for the ‘clean-up’ feature in the iOS Photos app. No longer will we post selfies with crumbs on our chins or similar.

“As Eve said to Adam” 🤭😉 (Mon, 12/10/2026) 14.10.2026 1:24 ↓

M: 5. E: 5. — Grateful: Richard DeVore jug; "Untitled #850” (earthenware with glazes)

TGIS (“Thank God It’s Sunday”) (Sun, 11/10/2026) 13.10.2026 0:37 ↓

M: 3. E: 2. — Grateful: Tgis (tee-jizz) - thank god it’s Sunday.

Cheeseburger (Sat, 10/20/26) 10.10.2026 0:37 ↓

M: 5.5. E: 5. — Grateful: cheeseburger.

Fri, 09/10/26 09.10.2026 1:17 ↓

M: 6.5. E: 6. — Grateful: [REDACTED] said that my initiative of [REDACTED] was a good idea.

Capybara (Thu, 08/10/2026) 08.10.2026 1:22 ↓

M: 7. E: 6.5. — Grateful: Really nice weather. Fine and sunny with a gentle breeze.

Age-gap literature & chill (Wed, 07/10/2026) 07.10.2026 3:30 ↓

M: 7.5. E: 7. — Grateful: Play date customer service. Got an email warning that if I didn’t update the software on my device, it would be difficult to do so after a certain date coming up soon. They’re so good at keeping customers updated (pun intended) like this. Fantastic service.

Photos arrived (06/10/2026) 06.10.2026 2:39 ↓

M: 7. E: 7. — Grateful: Photos arrived! Some nice shots.

Pause to inhale deeply (Sat, 14/06/2025) 03.06.2026 0:54 ↓

M: 5. E: 7. 🥹😮‍💨🏳️😤🌊⚠️😭🥺 Grateful: [REDACTED] received the shirt and bag in the mail - and liked it. Squee.

🥃 🫧 🛀 (Friday, 13/06/2025) 02.06.2026 0:56 ↓

M: 7.5. E: 7.5. 😇 Grateful: Had a relaxing glass of whisky in the bath before bed.

Swedgered (Thu, 12/06/2025) 01.06.2026 0:59 ↓

M: 7. E: 7. 😐🧘💡 Grateful: Got the iOS 26 beta. Nice and bubbly.

I ❤️ Lawrence (Wed, 11/06/2025) 21.04.2026 0:41 ↓

M: 6. E: 6. 🙂 Grateful: Lawrence.

With frenzy (Tue, 10/06/2025) 20.04.2026 0:56 ↓

M: 4. E: 4. 😴 Grateful: Calm shift on a day when I felt too fragile to deal with frenzy.

Reggae-ish (Mon, 09/06/2025) 19.04.2026 0:55 ↓

M: 6. E: 6.5. 😐 Grateful: Reggae-ish track is sounding like more of a proper song.

We’re global! (Sun, 08/06/2025) 03.03.2026 0:57 ↓

M: 5. E: 5. 😐 Grateful: Friend of the show, [REDACTED], sent photos of his Luke Hand Diary shirt being worn in Greece. We’re global!

Francis Bacon (07/06/2025) 17.02.2026 0:34 ↓

M: 5. E: 4. 😴😶 Grateful: Francis Bacon, Study For A Head , 1952.

Lemon Myrtle (Fri, 06/06/2025) 01.01.2026 0:32 ↓

M: 5. E: 4. 😐 Grateful: Lemon Myrtle and wattleseed scented hand wash. Lovely scent.

Kiss me, I’m Pleiadian! (Thu, 05/06/2025) 15.12.2025 1:31 ↓

M: 7. E: 7.5. 😐 Grateful: Hawks won.

Annoying (Wed, 04/06/2025) 09.12.2025 0:34 ↓

M: 4. E: 4. 😐😠😣 Grateful: Velvet Underground music.

18 wheeler (Tue, 03/06/2025) 24.11.2025 1:25 ↓

M: 6. E: 5. 😴 😮‍💨😐 Grateful: Productive shift at the restaurant.

🎬 Action!! (Mon, 02/06/2025) 23.11.2025 3:09 ↓

M: 7. E: 8. 🙂 Grateful: Carrot cake from craft services for pudding at tea.

Comfy runners (Sun, 01/06/2025) 14.10.2025 0:39 ↓

M: 6. E: 5. 😐 Grateful: the soles of the runners that I got from target are so comfy.