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Randy auditions for Paul's Texas football preview audiobook and it goes extremely well. Then they discuss a little about The Preview Pamphlet, why they love Sark, and delve into the Sark vs Patricia matchups against Ohio State. Also, Randy told you so on the baseball portal. Buy The Thinking Texas Football Season Preview. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-5...

After an exchange of novel Texas wisdom, Paul and Randy discuss Arkansas pitcher Gage Wood's no hitter in the CWS. When do you chase glory vs mind your pitch count? Then it's on to talking about the subtle and important hires that Sark made in the offseason. How will they help Texas to achieve their goals? If you ask us a question in Spotify or iTunes after leaving a 5 star review, we'...

Paul and Randy talk about Texas' regional early exit. Expect Schloss to revamp the roster - not try to figure out solutions with existing assets. They also chat women's softball - and if Randy would have liked to have pitched from 43 feet - as Texas faces off with Tech for the national title tonight. Finally, a lot of chat about college football, Mike Elko's new commitment to Aggieness...

Did we just record a full EGAT talking nothing but college baseball regionals, Texas' matchups, Randy (and BasePaul's) elite insights, and a ton of stuff to get you fired up and informed before Friday? You're damn right! Hook' em and LFG! The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with ad...

Paul and Randy talk about the SEC baseball tournament and how NIL is influencing players to pick college over the middle rounds of the MLB draft. Then it's on to football and recruiting. Specifically, where is the talent now? And why has DFW so supplanted Greater Houston in supplying it? Where should Texas focus its time out of state? What are the unique value propositions for UT in the nation...

Randy and Paul break down the 2025 schedule into threat levels. Then they talk about Randy's experience celebrating the 2005 national championship reunion during the Florida series. Of course, it wouldn't be an EGAT without discussing Irish and Russian demographic data, submarine statistics during the Pacific War and the hardness of gypsum as a building material. The time is now for your n...

Randy and Paul talk about the Texas spring football portal class, discuss post Spring takeaways, team strengths and weaknesses. Then it's on to baseball, as the #1 Horns swept the Aggies in Austin. What does Randy like about this team and staff? We also talk NFL draft and Sark's unique and real strengths that go much deeper than the "offensive whiz" rep. Of course, it wouldn't be an EGAT without l...

Where else can you get a discussion about the football spring portal, animal fights, college baseball, Pareto's principle, how the cost of customer acquisition relates to NIL, and a ranking of the best college football programs in Texas? The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David M...

Paul and Randy talk Texas baseball kicking ass so far in a dominant SEC. Looking good, but a lot of baseball left to play. Then they transition to which SEC football teams are most likely to break out from bad to middling performances and which teams are most likely to take a step back. They talk A&M, Auburn, Florida, Miss St, Kentucky, OU as well as potential falling stars Ole Miss and Missou...

Paul and Randy cover a lot of ground: the fantastic start for UT Baseball, spring football updates, thoughts on the Final 4 and Sean Miller's Longhorn team buildout, the new role of the GM in college football, women's hoops in the Final 4 and the woefulness of being an Aggie in every major sport right now. What the heck is going on in College Station in seemingly every major sport? The tim...

Paul and Randy talk Texas baseball's 14 game winning streak and how things set up for a challenging SEC slate. Then they talk about Sark's press conference and what we can learn from his comments - how long will Sark coach at Texas? Finally, a little basketball, a little kid's little league and some conjecture over how college football will further embrace gambling and fantasy as the N...

Paul and Randy are back to discuss Duane Akina's hire and what it could mean for the Texas defense, which games are the most threatening on the 2025 schedule, what to do when a German Shepherd takes over a baseball practice with 6 year olds. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor Dav...

Paul and Randy return from their brief hiatus with scintillating hot takes on the Big 3 sports at Texas (football, baseball, basketball) as well as airing their concerns about college football killing the golden goose that makes it so special. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David...

Paul and Randy briefly discuss the importance of showing your children the documentary Predator for its accurate detailing of alien warrior cultures hunting our special ops soldiers and then debrief the thrilling but ultimate gut punch of the Ohio State semifinal loss and discuss how close the Horns came. Ewers declared for the NFL Draft. What he can do to maximize and what will the Arch successio...

Randy and Paul talk about Texas as a rare underdog, how the Horns can pull the upset and what forces transformed the Buckeyes into a playoff juggernaut after their devastating loss to Michigan. Friday can't get here fast enough. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan 312-...

Randy and Paul break down and try to make sense of the amazing 39-31 overtime win over Arizona State. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan 312-933-8823 with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at Kiplinger! https://www.kipl...

Paul & Randy talk Texas' decisive win over Clemson, a rejuvenated Longhorn run game, and the new Jaydon Blue. What threat do Cam Skattebo and the Arizona State Sun Devils represent? Who would Randy rather play -- Ohio State or Oregon? How do we eval the other QBs left in the playoff? The guys even work in some much needed geography and Boxing Day talk. The time is now for your new mortgage or...

Paul & Randy discuss Randy's uncanny knowledge of Texas small towns, reading historical markers and, of course, how Texas will fare against the Clemson Tigers. They also touch on the other big playoff games this weekend and which of the underdogs is most likely to win. How can Texas fix its red zone woes and how does the Texas defense match up with the Clemson O? The time is now for your new m...

Paul & Randy talk about the overtime loss to Georgia after a dominant Texas first half, reflect on the highs and lows of the SEC title game, why Georgia fans are particularly obnoxious and the path ahead. Time to burn the tape, wash away the sorrow and get your playoff focus, baby! Next up: Clemson! The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyG...

Paul and Randy discuss the big win in College Station that secured a SEC title berth and a guaranteed playoff spot. Randy was there and provides some front line reporting on the overall experience. Why is it so crucial to nurture and allow Aggie conspiracies to encourage A&M complacency and for our own entertainment. Then they discuss the rematch with Georgia and what might be different this t...

Paul and Randy discuss the big stakes in the upcoming game with Texas A&M. They talk matchups, home field advantage, the in-game experience at College Station and how the Horns can get it done. It's go time! The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan 312-933-8823 with a f...

Paul and Randy break down the Arkansas game and puzzle over Texas' offensive woes, some of them at QB. What can Texas do to get back on track? Then they talk about playoff scenarios based on the new CFP committee rankings, the current seedings and why a 10-2 Texas isn't a lock. Then they talk Kentucky, other big matchups like A&M @ Auburn and the rest of the college landscape. The time is now...

Paul & Randy discuss the 49-17 Florida blowout and the larger SEC race before turning their attention to the mercurial Razorbacks, a team capable of upsetting Tennessee and getting blown out by Ole Miss. How do the Horns take them down? Are Paul and Randy concerned ? The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life...

Paul & Randy talk about Vanderbilt, the bye week, the college football landscape, hunting, ghost stories and urban legends. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan 312-933-8823 with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at K...

Paul and Randy talk about the Dawgs taking it to us in Austin and discuss the Ewers pull, offense, defense and what the landscape looks like for Texas going forward. Then we talk about Diego Pavia, the dichotomous Vandy QB that fans love and hate. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor D...