Everyone Gets a Trophy

...since Oklahoma scored a touchdown on Texas. Paul and Randy break down more of the matchup, explore the injury report and its implications and Paul has some thoughts on the OU OL after watching ALL 22 tape. They also talk about the rest of the SEC slate. Alabama and Georgia play this weekend and they aren't on Texas' schedule...yet. Join us in convo, join us at Inside Texas, and support our exce...

You know why! Paul & Randy break down the hated Sooners and talk matchups. What do the advanced stats say? How about our eyeballs? What's easier to fix, the OU offense or the Middle East? Did John Mateer really have a hitchhiker's thumb sewed on to his hand? What makes the Sooner defense good? Why has Jim Nagy overpromised and underdelivered on his entire roster building premise? Lots...

4-0 Texas must defeat bye week. Paul & Randy break down the big win over Tennessee, praise Will Muschamp and the defense, wonder about Sark and the offense, and debate whether Colin Simmons is the greatest edge in Texas Longhorn history. Also, what things can you charge to the game, exactly? Big week coming. Let the hate start to build.... Join us in convo, join us at Inside Texas, and support...

Paul & Randy break down the UTSA game briefly, laugh at the media for creating another athlete zombie, and then look forward to huge SEC opener against the Vols. Randy hydrates enthusiastically throughout. Finally, they close by breaking down the exciting SEC matchups this weekend. OU gonna fire errybody? Join us in convo, join us at Inside Texas, and support our excellent sponsors. The time i...

Paul & Randy break down the improbable, clutch and amazing win over the #1 Buckeyes in Austin. Texas threaded the needle. How on earth did they do it? What were the vibes in like in the stadium? Randy was there in person and Paul watched a lot of All 22. They have thoughts! It's not enough that we succeed, our enemies must also fail. They also break down the Oklahoma-Michigan game and Rand...

Paul & Randy break down the Texas State win and talk about the larger weekend in college football, including Michigan's secret official clock, the LSU beatdown of Clemson, LSU's general silliness, Notre Dame potentially lacking ceiling and much more. Then, before they talk about the vibes before Texas faces Ohio State, Paul generously allows Randy to discuss the difficult Longhorn base...

Paul & Randy address a terrific hypothetical meant to create a dissonance between your intellect and the heart of a fan. Under what circumstances would we tolerate a playoff berth? Then they discuss what we should look for against the Texas State Bobcats. We want clean execution, but we're going to be converting 3rd and 21 with a Cam Coleman deep shot, aren't we? Also, is a Bobcat just...

Football! Paul & Randy are ready for Week Zero and you may be surprised by our genuine enthusiasm to watch North Dakota State make their FBS debut in the Fargo Dome. Of course, we also talk Longhorns, what we learned from camp, and what talking season points we're tired of reading and hearing. Finally, what does QBing have in common with navigating your backyard and finding tarantulas in t...

Paul and Randy battle through technical difficulties like brave warriors despite Randy possibly wearing a yellow shirt, talk about the new and old faces they're most excited to see, they game plan Ohio State a little, talk about the urgency of the 2026 football season and ponder that which is ponderable. Join us and LFG! Join us in convo, join us at Inside Texas, and support our excellent spon...

Paul and Randy briefly catch up on their summers and then talk Texas Tech's tin ear before wondering about the future of G6 programs like Texas State and UTSA and then talk Texas football. Expectations, players that aren't getting enough love, program focusness. Newsflash: Rasheem Biles is THE MAN. Join us in convo, join us at Inside Texas, and support our excellent sponsors.  The time is...

Paul and Randy talk Texas baseball, sports gambling, the seemingly inevitable push towards CFP expansion and the unintended Pandora's Box that it might unleash on fan investment in the sport. Join us in convo, join us at Inside Texas, and support our excellent sponsors.  The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial...

Talking NFL Draft. More specifically, where did the 2026 Longhorns get drafted, what's the fit, what does the 2027 Draft look like, how Texas could have as many as 4 1st rounders next year, and what does the NFL Draft tell us more broadly about the future of CFB. Facts, trends, and analysis incoming. Join us in convo, join us at Inside Texas, and support our excellent sponsors.  The time is no...

Paul is going solo and empties his notebook on the Texas Spring game (err, event). Have a listen and find out what he thinks about the various position groups, the transfers, and some young up and comers. Join us in convo, join us at Inside Texas, and support our excellent sponsors.  The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your f...

Schloss is heading into a maroon, rural hornet's nest with the Texas baseball team this weekend while the unabashed Kool Aid drinking continues for Texas Football. We think we know where the Horns are strong, but where are they potentially weak? Join us in convo, join us at Inside Texas, and support our excellent sponsors.  The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832...

Paul & Randy talk Texas hoops, the miracle UCONN-Duke ending, the Longhorn baseball team crushing Oklahoma in a series sweep, the 17th Men's Swimming and Diving Title in Texas history, and much, much more. Join us in convo, join us at Inside Texas, and support our excellent sponsors. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then ge...

Paul is joined by a ball-knowing Purdue grad to give a deep rundown on the Boilermaker roster, talk about matchups, and why this Purdue offense is so good. Where can Texas exploit them and how will the black and gold return the favor? Then it's a larger discussion on the new world of SEC and Big 10 hoops dominance, the death of Cinderella, and we talk trash about Indiana's feeble STEM prog...

Randy and Paul offer some Spring thoughts, ponder what RB coaches actually do, sweat out the final innings of the Game 1 choke vs Ole Miss, ponder the resurgence of the Veer N shoot in the SEC, debate Grass vs Turf, and much, much more. Join us in convo, join us at Inside Texas, and support our excellent sponsors. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or M...

Paul and Randy break down some early Longhorn NFL combine performances, talk about the great start to Texas baseball and why Jonah Williams is hitting in the 5 hole, talk a little Spring game football and a lot more. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan 312-933-8823 wit...

What's Mascoe's super power? How many Geffrards comprise a Coburn? Why would our new speedy LB Biles have been a playmaking strong safety back in 1995? Paul breaks down the defensive and special teams additions to the roster post-portal. Texas added some key pieces, as well as some projects and depth additions. How have the dynamics of the Longhorn defense shifted with these new athletes?...

Randy and Paul cover the gamut from the inevitability of the 24 team expansion, the cheating Maple Monkey curling team, Texas baseball's strong start and excellent pitching potential, Sean Miller's growth into the hoops job, Finnish snipers, and the potential implications of Joey Aguilar's eligibility case. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095...

Randy and Paul talk about the current status of Texas football, 2026 NCAAF national championship odds, Texas baseball, and Longhorn basketball. Baseball is almost here - what does Randy think about the team and the prospects for the Longhorns pitching staff? They also delve into important issues like Looney Tunes, the stress of coaching flag football, and why the Dominican Republic needs a war. Th...

The Longhorns lost 20+ players in the portal. How many of the losses were business decisions, a product of enforcing a vitality curve, clear losses, or ultimately addition through subtraction? Here's the unvarnished view of what Texas actually lost in the portal and why the Horns ultimately came out in the black. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or Mo...

Paul breaks down the offensive roster post-portal and Texas improved across every position group. Any concerns? A few. Listen and find out what they are. How have the dynamics of the Longhorn offense shifted with these new additions and the development of several returnees. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial l...

Will Muschamp is back! PK and Akina are out. What does it mean for the Texas defense, why did Sark make the move, and what does it portend for future moves on the offensive and defensive side of the ball. Will Texas need to increase their whiteboard budget? The boys talk about that and a lot more... Congratulations to Longhorn Bo Robinson and the Yoakum Bulldogs 3A state champions! The time is now...

Paul and Randy break down the Michigan scandal, discuss the portal, ponder the Top 50 most watched games in college football, ponder the Big 12's total inability to draw viewers and how the networks got suckered into a bad B12 deal not realizing how much Texas buoyed the entire conference. Also, Randy has joined the elite youth sport coaching ranks with Paul. The time is now for your new mortg...