Dj Lipton

Upwardly Mobile Potato 09.03.2024 2:07:38 ↓

Hippies Yippies Yuppies Buppies

The Electric Hellfire Club 08.03.2024 1:35:07 ↓

The introduction to the State of the Union Address with excerpts from On The Corner by Miles Davis. Followed by President Joe Biden's State of the Union Address accompanied by a group of studio musicians under the influence of LSD. With outro again with Miles Davis. *I couldn't help myself

Kirkwood And Kirkland 04.03.2024 1:31:55 ↓

In the dystopian wastelands of the modern grocery experience.

Do Whatever The Fuck You Want With It 02.03.2024 1:56:04 ↓

Like and share if you are part of an experiment.

You're Sorry A Lot 01.03.2024 1:41:23 ↓

Probably because you don't mean it.

Timeshare 28.02.2024 1:46:25 ↓

Build your dream home and get a boat! You can do it!

Mushroom Dragon 27.02.2024 2:16:17 ↓

The Wizard of Id

Tediuous God 25.02.2024 2:34:21 ↓

The Battle of the Ants That is not which is. The only Word is Silence. The only Meaning of that Word is not. Thoughts are false. Fatherhood is unity disguised as duality. Peace implies war. Power implies war. Harmony implies war. Victory implies war. Glory implies war. Foundation implies war. Alas! for the Kingdom wherein all these are at war. (Book of Lies, Aleister Crowley, 1913.)

Might Die Tonight 24.02.2024 2:40:40 ↓

That's why we get high and whatnot tonight.

90s Alternawhore 23.02.2024 1:38:23 ↓

But you have forgotten. -Skeletor

Re-Education Camp Two 19.02.2024 2:05:39 ↓

Welcome to your second and final day of re-education. This should clear any false pretenses about hippies and rid you of your ailments.

Re-Education Camp 18.02.2024 1:22:56 ↓

Welcome to the first day of camp. We will attempt to re-educate you from a 90s Deadhead to a full blown hash smuggling, acid head in the matter of two sessions. Please come back tomorrow for more unlearning.

Wabash, Ohio 17.02.2024 1:27:53 ↓

If you're bored. You're boring.

My Mom Should've Had An Abortion 15.02.2024 1:59:59 ↓

It's a great form of birth control and should be readily available and free. Also, The Day After Pill should be next to the Tylenol.

My Liver Hurts 14.02.2024 1:20:09 ↓

For those alone on Valentines Day. Make your liver hurt.

Dj Nine Billion Inch God: Cooler Than Beatles 13.02.2024 1:21:17 ↓

Cooler than Beatles.

Homeboy Lonesome 11.02.2024 2:04:37 ↓

Your only alternative to the big game.

Frank Lloyd Wrong 10.02.2024 3:43:04 ↓

Almost four hours of pop oriented music.

Pop Sobriety 09.02.2024 2:20:05 ↓

Ben Affleck and everyone else are sober. So listening to me spin jazz records and read Bukowski quotes.

Race To Bed 07.02.2024 2:27:12 ↓

Hurry up and get in bed! Fall asleep really fast! Wake up really fast! Go fast all day! Go crazy! Make mistakes! Get in an accident! It's crazy America!!!

Chinese Boots 05.02.2024 2:01:44 ↓

I have Chinese eyes and Chinese boots. Smoking much Buddha and wearing much Joop.

MTV College: Presents Introduction To Psychology 03.02.2024 2:05:14 ↓

Pizza Wars Excerpt. One afternoon I had decided to get a large cup of water instead of the caffeine filled soda we all drank. It was as if it was Hitler’s army was at it again with their crystal meth fighting Russia. I needed a break from the intense refuse mind. As if he knew I had broken the unwritten law of the delivery drivers. One of the alpha employees asked what I was drinking. I said, wate...

Crime To Be Tired 02.02.2024 1:34:42 ↓

If you appear tired you will be arrested onsite. You must be on something. You must join the masses in the halls of caffeine.

Mysterious Chill 01.02.2024 1:53:45 ↓

Every night around 6pm until about 7pm or 8pm my house gets chilly. Later on in the evening it seems to get better and more comfortable. Ghosts? Intruders? Anomaly? We may never know.

Yo! It's Saturday Again! 30.01.2024 2:20:02 ↓

What it's Saturday again!? I'm making a seafood pasta bake if it's gonna be like that!